Megan Fox is the new Tomb Raider

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#1  Edited By xCPx_Bebi_Primo

 http://www.popcrunch.com/megan-fox-lara-croft-tomb-raider-replacement-for-angelina-jolie/
 
go check it out!
 

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#2  Edited By Karmum

The article is a year old, dude.

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#3  Edited By CL60

Year old article.

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#4  Edited By Gizmo

Lock this shit.

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#5  Edited By OllyOxenFree

All I'll say is... do not want.

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#6  Edited By ArchScabby

I've made the same mistake about things, but you really should check dates.

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#7  Edited By Andorski

TOE THUMB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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#8  Edited By regularassmilk
@Andorski said:
" TOE THUMB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
"
AHHHH!
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#9  Edited By mordukai
@Andorski: burn. 
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#10  Edited By Suicidal_SNiper
@regularassmilk said:
" @Andorski said:
" TOE THUMB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
"
AHHHH! "
MY EYES!
 
Seriously though, that's disgusting.
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#11  Edited By Mr_Bubbles
@Andorski: is that Megan Fox?
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#12  Edited By Andorski
@Mr_Bubbles: Yessir.
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#13  Edited By Mr_Bubbles
@Andorski: I never thought she was hot...my friends always think I'm stupid for that.
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#14  Edited By clubsandwich

needs more rack.

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#15  Edited By ninjakiller
@Suicidal_SNiper said:
" @regularassmilk said:
" @Andorski said:
" TOE THUMB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
"
AHHHH! "
MY EYES!  Seriously though, that's disgusting. "
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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#16  Edited By ryanwho

This is about where she deserves to be. Maybe not the best role, but roles like this is where she makes sense to be. I could also see her doing Bloodrayne. Or Bayonetta.
Oh man, picturing a live action Bayonetta just gave me a minor stroke.

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#17  Edited By zanzibarbreeze
@Andorski: My friend, as I've said many times before... I can never unsee that.
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#18  Edited By mordukai

That's fine by me. As long as she stays the fuck away from Batman then I don't care what crap movie is next on her plate or what other franchise she is going to completely butcher. 

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#19  Edited By DukesT3

HAHAHAHAHHA

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#20  Edited By AgentofChaos

old article is old.

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#21  Edited By zanzibarbreeze
@Mordukai said:

" That's fine by me. As long as she stays the fuck away from Batman then I don't care what crap movie is next on her plate or what other franchise she is going to completely butcher.  "

Jennifer's Body was pretty good, dude. Ebert gave it three stars. That Blu-Ray is pretty good.
 
I hope you're not suggesting that it's okay for her to star in Die Hard 5
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#22  Edited By AgentofChaos
@Mordukai said:

" That's fine by me. As long as she stays the fuck away from Batman then I don't care what crap movie is next on her plate or what other franchise she is going to completely butcher.  "

Oh god I could see her being cast as like Batgirl
EDIT: and that would SUCK.
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#23  Edited By Hailinel
@ryanwho said:
" This is about where she deserves to be. Maybe not the best role, but roles like this is where she makes sense to be. I could also see her doing Bloodrayne. Or Bayonetta. Oh man, picturing a live action Bayonetta just gave me a minor stroke. "
There isn't a woman on this Earth with the proper physique to play Bayonetta.
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#24  Edited By JJOR64

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#25  Edited By mordukai
@ZanzibarBreeze said:
" @Mordukai said:
" That's fine by me. As long as she stays the fuck away from Batman then I don't care what crap movie is next on her plate or what other franchise she is going to completely butcher.  "
Jennifer's Body was pretty good, dude. Ebert gave it three stars. That Blu-Ray is pretty good.
 
I hope you're not suggesting that it's okay for her to star in Die Hard 5: Die Hard, or Just Die. "
I could care less about what she does. As long as she stays the fuck way from Batman. Unless she blows Bruce Willis (and takes it in the mouth too) then I don't think there a slight chance you'll see her in a die hard movie. Just look at who gave her the career brake in movies. btw, Ebert has been known to lose his fucking mind from time to time. 
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#26  Edited By mordukai
@AgentofChaos: There were rumors a while back that the studio was considering her for Catwomen. I nearly started crying.
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#27  Edited By joshy9411

i wanna raid her tomb.

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#28  Edited By mordukai
@joshy9411 said:
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i wanna raid her tomb.

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ok, what?
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#29  Edited By Hailinel
@AgentofChaos said:
" @Mordukai said:

" That's fine by me. As long as she stays the fuck away from Batman then I don't care what crap movie is next on her plate or what other franchise she is going to completely butcher.  "

Oh god I could see her being cast as like Batgirl EDIT: and that would SUCK. "
Given what happened the last time Batgirl was included in a Batman movie (Alicia Silverstone's career never recovered from that bomb) and the direction of the new Batman film series, I think it's safe to say that won't be a concern for a long while.
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#30  Edited By bubahula

old article with pictures that make me puke. 
and that's a terrible choice for tomb raider

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#31  Edited By Hailinel
@Bubahula said:
" old article with pictures that make me puke.  and that's a terrible choice for tomb raider "
It'd be a terrible choice for anyone to make a third movie.
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#32  Edited By mordukai
@Hailinel said:

" @AgentofChaos said:

" @Mordukai said:

" That's fine by me. As long as she stays the fuck away from Batman then I don't care what crap movie is next on her plate or what other franchise she is going to completely butcher.  "

Oh god I could see her being cast as like Batgirl EDIT: and that would SUCK. "
Given what happened the last time Batgirl was included in a Batman movie (Alicia Silverstone's career never recovered from that bomb) and the direction of the new Batman film series, I think it's safe to say that won't be a concern for a long while. "
The other reason is that if they want to include Batgirl in the next Batman movie then they will have to move the time line pretty far ahead as Batgirl is still a young girl in The Dark Knight. Though you don't see her in The Dark Knight you do get a very small glimpse of her in Batman Begins. 
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#33  Edited By KnifeySpoony
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greatness, I'm on board.
 
Oh and Megan Fox wishes she was Angelina Jolie, but oh she never will be :D.
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#34  Edited By ajamafalous
@Mordukai said:
" @joshy9411 said:
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i wanna raid her tomb.

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ok, what? "
Hahahah.
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#35  Edited By ch3burashka

Megan Fox is a little too vapid to be Mrs. Tomb Raider. Do not want.
 
Actually, do not want any more Tomb Raider movies.

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#36  Edited By Tireyo

XD This might be old, but it still is funny!

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Err she's a dumb choice for every role ever 

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#38  Edited By HitmanAgent47

Toe thumbs are disgusting. Everyone has a flaw regardless, no one is perfect.

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#39  Edited By crystalskull2
@xCPx_Bebi_Primo said:
"  http://www.popcrunch.com/megan-fox-lara-croft-tomb-raider-replacement-for-angelina-jolie/  go check it out!  "

And Al-qaeda attacked USA.

Oh wait, that was in 2001!! So,carry on.

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#40  Edited By Snail
@HitmanAgent47 said:
" Toe thumbs are disgusting. Everyone has a flaw regardless, no one is perfect. "
Flaws differ in magnitude, son.
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#41  Edited By captain_clayman

lawl  
this is gonna be horrible. 
 
at least angelina jolie looks kinda like lara croft, but it seems like they'd pick megan fox just because she's like "the big thing" right now. 
and megan fox can't act at all. 
 
and also, TOE THUMBS!!

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#42  Edited By iam3green

old article but just have to say that i don't want another tomb raider movie. i do believe the last one was when ps2 still popular.

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#43  Edited By ZenaxPure
@JJOR64: That picture never gets old.