When can I see an article regarding the corruption and the underhanded practices in the videogame world written by an insider? Or a serious discussion about it, at least?
Because I, for one, think that's way more interesting than an snob, pseudo-intellectual and pointless workshop circle jerk discussion about reviews that addresses every party involved but the most important one: me, THE CONSUMER!
I'm sick and tired about all these beat-around-the-bush discussions about reviews, game philosophies, criticism and all that crap, when they're all clearly about the same thing: how to squeeze more money out of the consumer and how to turn Metacritic's already relative scores into something completely subjective, with the sole purpose of keeping every lazy, incompetent developer/producer fed.
By all means, let's blur the lines even further between quality and garbage, let's bring the videogame equivalents of Kubrick's "2001: A Space Odyssey" or Cimino's "The Deer Hunter" to the same level of "Norbit" or "I Know What You Did Last Summer", because the consumer is a complete jackass and needs to be taken advantage of and heavens forbid a game designer to lose his job, even though his best work is some pornographic Flash game.
Yeah, I have an opinion about today's reviews: they're all ultra positive like every piece of software of this generation is a masterpiece. Every single RPG or shooter today is a "must buy". Even games that have serious problems, freezes or even scripting bugs manage to get a "good" rating.
Back in the Nintendo 64 and PS2 days you'd only see a handful of games barely receiving an 8 ( the 9s were really rare, and were given to really good and original, genre-defining games that were considered milestones of gaming).
Nowadays, every run-of-the-mill shooter gets an 8/good rating: if it has the thinnest layer of RPG elements on top, then it's way more interesting; if it has some childish comic book or anime style to it - GOTY material for sure.
The same goes to "fantasy" RPGs, meaning either a) same ol' Norse mythology/Tolkien' Lord of the Rings bleek medieval style junk, with orcs, elves, knights, wizards and all that crap, like there are no other known cultures/mythologies in this world; b) same J-RPG crap, same Final Fantasy anime style characters with weird hair, talking creatures and all that garbage. Is it me or the term "fantasy" has become really boring and limited in scope?
Every review nowadays has to be "positive", because, if not, then it would be considered "harsh" or "unfair" by all the low self esteem jerk-off kiddies on the message boards.
Until now, it was expected that the reviewer to be familiar or even a fan of the style/genre of the game he/she was reviewing, which seemed logical to a certain extent. Now, the reviewer has to like the game itself in order to review it- meaning that you have to give it a good score/rating, because, otherwise, you'll be contradicting yourself. If you don't like it, then it's not "your cup of tea", therefore you opinion is invalid and you're not qualified to give it a score.
So, in other words, you only have 2 options: a) you can only say it's good, marvelous, outstanding or b) shut up. If you choose to criticize it, the you're considered "harsh" and "unfair". How do you like this type of censorship?
There, now I feel better...
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