Giant Bomb Golden Duder: Johnny, Giancarlo, Sessler, Jaffe

Polls end in 47h30m

John Vignocchi	Versus	Giancarlo Varanini
http://www.giantbomb.com/john-vignocchi/72-57266/	Round of 32	http://www.gamespot.com/users/Giancarlo/
Development director at Disney Interactive Studios Appeared on E3, PAX, GDC . . . Bombcasts, Videos, GOTY top 10 lists . . . Even calls on the bombcast? Jesus, enough already! His repertoire of funny stories is only matched by Paul Barnett's		Editor at Gamespot Multiple appearances on the bombcast Stars one of the first videos from the CBSi offices Wears a flat cap. Or is that a beret? Gatsby?

Adam Sessler	Versus	David Jaffe
https://twitter.com/#!/AdamSessler	Round of 32	http://www.giantbomb.com/david-jaffe/72-44184/
Works at . . well, he doesn't. Currently not working. Apparently he was a guest on a bombcast almost 4 years ago His hat is probably more popular than him. Seriously, how many times have you heard about Adam Sessler's hat?		Co-founder of Eat, Sleep, Play, Inc Creator of acclaimed franchises Twisted Metal and God of War Multiple appearances on special bombcasts and GOTY top 10 lists Can curse up a storm. Multiple times.

DAY ONE

Polls CLOSED!

John Vignocchi W (88.7%)	Versus	Giancarlo Varanini L (11.3%)
http://www.giantbomb.com/john-vignocchi/72-57266/	Round of 32	http://www.gamespot.com/users/Giancarlo/
Development director at Disney Interactive Studios Appeared on E3, PAX, GDC . . . Bombcasts, Videos, GOTY top 10 lists . . . Even calls on the bombcast? Jesus, enough already! His repertoire of funny stories is only matched by Paul Barnett's	Johnny Wins!	Editor at Gamespot Multiple appearances on the bombcast Stars one of the first videos from the CBSi offices Wears a flat cap. Or is that a beret? Gatsby?

Adam Sessler W (51.5%)	Versus	David Jaffe L (48.5%)
https://twitter.com/#!/AdamSessler	Round of 32	http://www.giantbomb.com/david-jaffe/72-44184/
Works at . . well, he doesn't. Currently not working. Apparently he was a guest on a bombcast almost 4 years ago. Also on GDC 2011 His hat is probably more popular than him. Seriously, how many times have you heard about Adam Sessler's hat?	Sessler Wins!	Co-founder of Eat, Sleep, Play, Inc Creator of acclaimed franchises Twisted Metal and God of War Multiple appearances on special bombcasts and GOTY top 10 lists Can curse up a storm. Multiple times.

Main Thread: Here

Vignocchi!!!

Voting for John and Adam because John is comedy gold everytime he's on and I really like Adam Sessler.

If it were Adam Sessler's hat it would win. But alas.

sess was also on the last GDC podcast!

How's this gonna work if say Jaffe and Vignocchi win? If you took the votes for Vignocchi and Sessler and Varanini and Sessler, then maybe Sessler beats out Jaffe and the actual winners should bee Sessler and Jaffe, but the poll won't reflect that. Not sure if that makes sense but basically you would need two separate polls to get the true winners right?

Gotta go with Johnny and The Hat. Fridays on TBS.

Damn, making tables with images and links. Nightmare. Can't make it all pretty no matter how much I try.

@Animasta said:

sess was also on the last GDC podcast!

I've already include it.

Voting for john and david. Gogogogo!

Voting for Johnny V only because he is the goddamn Johnny V

@ADAMWD: It's a tournament. Johnny is only going against Giancarlo and Jaffe is only going against Sessler. Check the main thread for a better understanding.

Someone with photoshop skills should make a new banner because this one is pretty sad.

Love the idea!

Jaffe and Johnny is the true dream team. Both of them are loud, hilarious, and surprisingly insightful.

Johnny V and Sessler 4 life!

@Jolt92: Indeed, the production values of this are through the roof :) 2 minutes on Paint and done.

Man this was a tough one. Both Giancarlo and Sessler are awesome but I mean cmon. CMON! Johnny/Jaffe for this one.

Add an option for Vinny/Vinny and I will participate.

Maybe even Vinny/JohnnyV.

Johnny V is going to CLEAN UP

Jaffe

JOHNNY V FOREVER!

Johnny V and Adam all the way!

Team DJ fo lyfe

Vignocchi/Sessler all the way... although I have nothing against Varanini. 
 
As for Jaffe, he can eat, sleep, and play a dick.

Guess this is probably as good a time as ever to bump this:

http://www.giantbomb.com/john-vignocchi/72-57266/is-johnny-v-that-one-guy-in-swingers-comparison-pics-included/35-503076/

JV and Jaffe all the way! No disrespect to Sessler or Giancarlo, of course, just JV and Jaffe have the best stories.

Yeah its obviously going to be Johnny V. and Jaffe. Although on cannot dismiss the hat of legend. I almost voted for Giancarlo for his tangental involvement in the Greatest Moment injGiant Bomb history.

How is Sessler beating Jaffe? This is madness!

Johnny V!

@GeneralZod37: THIS IS SPARTA! (sorry...I had to)

@GeneralZod37: THIS IS SPARTA! (sorry...I had to)

John Vignocchi and David Jaffe for me.

"A FLURRY OF PUNCHES!" - Adam Sessler attempting to commentate the EVO 2010 Super Street Fighter IV Grand Finals.

Hated him since.

Well damn, after my vote A and B are tied with 45.6%

Gayest thread on Giant Bomb. That's pretty impressive, considering.

@ryanrulez said:

@Demoskinos

@GeneralZod37: THIS IS SPARTA! (sorry...I had to)

You really didn't.

QFT

I have no idea what you're talking about with Adam Sessler's hat. I watched him back when he had a full head of hair.

Also, I wanted Adam Sessler and David Jaffe to both go on to the finals.

I am going for Sessler and Vignocchi.

Easy choice with Johnny V & the Sess.

So fucking close.

@ryanrulez: I did. True story.

I feel that Brad Muir should have been part of the discussion. He's the true duder of duders.

@AndrewB: the GB crew had Adam Sessler's hat for what seemed a year and they mentioned it on the bombcast and such multiple times.

@joshthebear: This is just two matches in a 32-player tournament. Brad Muir is definitely in the tournament. Check it here.

Is there any realistic chance Johnny V doesn't run away with the whole thing?

@Mesoian said:

Voting for John and Adam because John is comedy gold everytime he's on and I really like Adam Sessler.

...and he's the only bloke I've heard of who consumed $27 of Taco Bell in one sitting. Him and the Sess have my vote.

Johnny V because he's Johnny V... and Jaffe because of his great appearance on the E3 podcast last year.

Why do always make to two best duders go up against each other?

John & Jaffe.

Johnny V and Jaffe!

Johnny V. He needs no running mate!