Review a game in 5 words.

Game reviews are getting too convoluted. Elaborate scoring graphs, more stars than the solar system, pages and pages of text. I think the true test of a good writer should be their ability to keep things concise and to the point. So, here's a little experiment. Review a game in 5 words. Like so:

Starcraft 2

You must construct additional pylons.

Arcadia: Gothic 4

Looks pretty. Plays pretty shit.

Dead Rising 2

They got rid of Otis.

...

Now you.

Sonic the Hedgehog 4 ; Nostalgia glasses can't work forever.

Modern Warfare 2

Geometry Wars (any version, any mode)

Comic Jumper

Demon's Souls

Deadly Premonition

Gears of war

Halo: reach

FIFA 11

Halo: Reach
It's a Halo game alright

Super Street Fighter IV 
 
Guile theme fits with everything.

Red Dead Redemption; Not my cup of tea.

"

FIFA 11

 Football, but much more footbally "

Gears of War 2

 MineCraft 
 
Crazy shit built with blocks.    

world of warcraft is cool

Mass Effect 2

Rock Band

ico

Red Dead Redemption 

"I'm a nice guy, really"

Medal of Honor

Battlefield Bad Company 2 

POKEMON

Fable

" This thread shows why most reviews are as "convoluted" as they are.
Sometimes, you need to go into detail.   These are not reviews, as much as they are statements.
Example:
"Dead Rising 2 

They got rid of Otis."

"

" This thread shows why most reviews are as "convoluted" as they are.
Sometimes, you need to go into detail.   These are not reviews, as much as they are statements.
Example:
"Dead Rising 2 

They got rid of Otis."

"

"

POKEMON

 Gotta Fucking Catch Them All! "

Dragon Age: Origins

Arcania:Gothic 4. 
Does not run for shit.

" Humor can be fun! "

"

Dragon Age: Origins

 Buy gifts to fuck Morigan  "

Civilization 5

Bioshock 2

Minecraft

Final Fantasy VII

Super Mario Galaxy 2

CIVILIZATION GAMES

"Sonic the Hedgehog 4 ; Nostalgia glasses can't work forever. "

bayonetta: what is happening right now?

Minecraft: 
When did I last eat? 
  
Civ 5: 
 When did I last sleep? 
 
Persona 3 Portable: 
I miss chie and teddie. 

Persona 3 Portable: Persona with no cut scenes. 
 
Borderlands:  Mad loot that shoots well.
 
Assassin's Creed 2: UH UH UH UH UH

" Assassin's Creed 2: UH UH UH UH UH "

Halo reach

Gears of war: 
Run to cover and shoot.

"

Modern Warfare 2

Spawn Die Spawn Die Spawn "

Modern Warfare 2

Final Fantasy XIII

Mass Effect 2

Nier

" @GilbertMordinAndSullivan said:

" Humor can be fun! "

Take a bath, hippy! 
   

Crackdown 2

Civilization V

"

Civilization V

 Gandhi is a real asshole. "

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: The Game

Cryostasis

Metal Gear Solid: Psycho Mantis blew my mind.

Metal Gear Solid

Solid Snake, Tactical Espionage Action.