Anyone know of any bad video game related jokes?

Come on, do your worst! Like this: 
 
What do you get if you tape a stick of dynamite to a hedgehog? 
SONIC BOOM!

Why did the frog cross the road?  Because he was actually a simple graphical representation of a frog being controlled by a joystick.

This. 
http://www.pwn3d.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/1up.gif

Why was Pacman angry?  Because Ms Pacman was on the pill and had a phantom pregnancy.

Final Fantasy!^^ 
 

Q.  Why did the man play a game for hours past any point where he was enjoying it, kind of defeating the real reason for actually playing games?
 
A.  Because he wanted to get an achievement.
 
I made myself lol.

" Q.  Why did the man play a game for hours past any point where he was enjoying it, kind of defeating the real reason for actually playing games?    

 A.  Because he simply likes WoW. Leave him alone. "

" Q.  Why did the man play a game for hours past any point where he was enjoying it, kind of defeating the real reason for actually playing games?  A.  Because he wanted to get an achievement.  I made myself lol. "

 
Master Chief goes to his GP and says: 
 
MC: Doctor, I think I've contracted a severe case of  gonorrhea!  
 
Dr.: Oh, if that is so, that surely isn't good! Why don't you take off you helmet and harnass so I can examine your vitals. 
 
MC: 'Xcuse me, Doc?! 
 
Dr.: Yes, only then I can establish the severity of your alledged affliction. 
 
And then, uh... all of a sudden, uh... There was a, uh...  
 
Aah, Cripes, now I forgot the punch line! 
 
   

I'm sure I know at least one, but I just can't remember it. CURSE THIS MEMORY OF MINE!

"  Master Chief goes to his GP and says:  MC: Doctor, I think I've contracted a severe case of  gonorrhea!   Dr.: Oh, if that is so, that surely isn't good! Why don't you take off you helmet and harnass so I can examine your vitals.  MC: 'Xcuse me, Doc?!  Dr.: Yes, only then I can establish the severity of your alledged affliction.  And then, uh... all of a sudden, uh... There was a, uh...   Aah, Cripes, now I forgot the punch line!      "

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape Donkey Kong
 

" @GunnBjorn said:

"  Master Chief goes to his GP and says:  MC: Doctor, I think I've contracted a severe case of  gonorrhea!   Dr.: Oh, if that is so, that surely isn't good! Why don't you take off you helmet and harnass so I can examine your vitals.  MC: 'Xcuse me, Doc?!  Dr.: Yes, only then I can establish the severity of your alledged affliction.  And then, uh... all of a sudden, uh... There was a, uh...   Aah, Cripes, now I forgot the punch line!      "

I remember it -   Doctor says: Well please remove your battle trousers, Chief. Chief: OK Doc. Doctor says: Christ, that stench!! Chief: Sorry, Doc. Doctor says: don't you black women have any pride in your vaginas any more? "

Q.  Which horseman of the Apocalypse has the smelliest trousers?
 
A.  War.  War never changes.

" @GunnBjorn said:

"  Master Chief goes to his GP and says:  MC: Doctor, I think I've contracted a severe case of  gonorrhea!   Dr.: Oh, if that is so, that surely isn't good! Why don't you take off you helmet and harnass so I can examine your vitals.  MC: 'Xcuse me, Doc?!  Dr.: Yes, only then I can establish the severity of your alledged affliction.  And then, uh... all of a sudden, uh... There was a, uh...   Aah, Cripes, now I forgot the punch line!      "

I remember it -   Doctor says: Well please remove your battle trousers, Chief. Chief: OK Doc. Doctor says: Christ, that stench!! Chief: Sorry, Doc. Doctor says: don't you black women have any pride in your vaginas any more? "

Someone asked pac man what his final fantasy character was and he said...

" Q.  Which horseman of the Apocalypse has the smelliest trousers?  A.  War.  War never changes. "

Nolan north must be more than a millionaire....because he's in a million games.

Why was Peach called Princess Toadstool in the west?
 

Why did the CRYsis developer cervat yerli called his company CRYtek? 
 
because everytime someone pirates one of his games, he crys like a bitch about it. (then moves it onto consoles)

Your mom is so fat that she makes marathon look like strength and conditioning.

"Why was Peach called Princess Toadstool in the west?
 

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Because she had been deflowered.

Okay, that was terrible.  I'm sorry. "

This one doesn't really work in writing but here it goes anyway.  
 
What type of pants does Mario wear? 

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Why did the CRYsis developer cervat yerli called his company CRYtek? 
 
because everytime someone pirates one of his games, he crys like a bitch about it. (then moves it onto consoles)

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" This one doesn't really work in writing but here it goes anyway.  
 
What type of pants does Mario wear? 

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 Denim, Denim, Denim!

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Destructoid and Gamespy come to mind.

What did Link use to win the basketball game? 
His hookshot.  
 
What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't open the door? 
Triforce. 
 
 
Those were actually published in old Nintendo Power mags. Yeah.

Gaming for me is a religion.

Ign.com? More like IGNorant.com, amirite?   
 
tough crowd

Shenmue joke, Doesn't make since unless you pay attention to the way he talks....
 
Q.  
What's Ryo Hazukis favorite drink? 
 
A. 
Hi-C

Ok - been resisting this because it's too damn easy.  Add your own punchline.
 
Why did the gamer cross the road?

A black guy in a Japanese arcade.
A white guy in a Japanese arcade.

" Q.  Which horseman of the Apocalypse has the smelliest trousers?  A.  War.  War never changes. "

70% Of This Pie Chart Resembles Pac-Man
(Pie Chart not Included)

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Why did the CRYsis developer cervat yerli called his company CRYtek? 
 
because everytime someone pirates one of his games, he crys like a bitch about it. (then moves it onto consoles)

"

What is Fei Long's favorite drink?

Why wasn't the zoo animal allowed to play in the GSL? 
 

Why didn't sonic run across the road?  
 
He ran out of business

Name puns, how I hate thee.

I wrote this joke before the PS3 and Xbox 360 went motion controlled.
 
 A PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 and a Wii walk into a bar. The Xbox 360 orders a beer. The PlayStation 3 orders a mixed drink. The Wii motions for something, but the bartender doesn't understand. The Wii starts flailing. Thinking the Wii is drunk, the bartender cuts him off. The Wii leaves and starts its own party.  

" Final Fantasy!^^ 
 

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I kid................................

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Why did Sephiroth get arrested at a wedding?

Because he killed the flower girl!

Is this thread Jesus? Because it just rose from the fuckin' dead.

I remember this thread, though.

All these broken spoilers. I'll never know what the Final Fantasy joke is!! I mean, besides the XIII trilogy, but that's more of a travesty than a joke.

@donutfever: I'm from Comic Vine, but the crowd over there didn't appreciate the joke so I googled for a thread here, and used the first one I found. I just needed to get it out there, really.