(Before I begin, let it be known that this is just my opinion. If you disagree, hey, that's fine. Don't kill me)
The most common dictionary definition of the word ‘Pretentious’ is as follows: PRETENTIOUS (Pri-ten-shas. Adj.) 1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified. 2. Making or marked by an extravagant outward show; ostentatious.
Do you remember when Muse were arguably one of the best Hard-Rock bands of the 2000’s? All three members of Muse are immensely talented, displaying that fact on albums such as 2001’s ‘Origin of Symmetry’ and the 2006 powerhouse, ‘Black Holes and Revelations’, which was my favorite record of that year. After rising to the status of performing in sold-out stadiums, Muse seemed as if they were content with waiting a good while to release a follow-up to 2006’s ‘Black Holes and Revelations’. It’s been three years, and Muse has decided that it is rightfully time to release ‘The Resistance’, which officially comes out tomorrow.
I should make this point clear before we go any further in the review: I have never listened to a record – or a singer for that matter – more full of both himself, and his own idiot ideology, than Matthew Bellamy on this record. Everyone who is familiar with Muse, and their work, probably knows by now that Bellamy is a bit of a nutcase; he believes in aliens, conspiracy theories, and other George Orwell-esque ‘A DYSTOPIAS-A-COMIN’ SOON!’ bullshit. However, this never really seemed to affect the music of Muse until now. Remember “Starlight”? That song was incredible: it was simple, straight to the point, had great instrumentation, and it displayed Bellamy’s ability, without diving too much into his troubled head. Sure, Black Holes featured an occasional nonsensical political track, like most of their albums, but most of the record was pure Prog/Hard-Rock, and good Prog/Hard-Rock at that, most importantly, without an agenda. However, on ‘The Resistance’, one can almost see the shoving of bullshit ideals down the metaphorical throat just from the record’s title alone. Where Bellamy’s ideology may have been cute and whimsy in the past, (Aw, look, a rock star who thinks he knows how the world should work; ain’t that cute?) it is complete over-kill on ‘The Resistance’, and you’d have to be deaf to ignore it.
Beginning with “Uprising”, Bellamy initiates his slow decent into mediocrity. Lyrics such as “Keep the truth confined.” And “They will stop degrading us.” Followed with “We will be victorious.” make it seem as if Muse are warriors in some sort of on-going war that the rest of the world just isn’t privy to. Sure, Bellamy’s vocals soar as they typically do, but when he’s using the rhyme scheme of the song for such putrid lyrics as, “Rise up and take the power back, it’s time that, the fat cats had a heart attack.” I can’t help but wonder why I even bothered noting the odd (From my notes) “Football/Soccer/Pub-esque chanting interspersed through the chorus.” The record continues with the title-track, “Resistance”. An opening synth that reminds me of the intro to Daft Punk’s Insterstella 5555 starts this one, and I must admit it isn’t bad. Bellamy’s paranoia continues, with lyrics such as, “Will they find our hiding place? Is this our last embrace?” but the decent Queen-style harmonized chorus of “It could be wrong, it could be wrong.” Makes up for it. The melody and the music are decent enough on this one that I’m willing to forgive the mention of “Thought-Police” and the lyric, “If we live a life of fear, I’ll wait a thousand years, just to see you smile again.”
“Undisclosed Desires” is the “Supermassive Blackhole” of the record, except with a synth as the dominating instrument; it’s a decent song. “United States of Eurasia” is a complete piece of fucking trash that goes on for nearly six minutes. This is the point of the record where Bellamy’s bullshit became too much to handle, and I had to take a break from listening. “And these wars they can’t be won. And do you want them to go on, on and on? Why split these states when there can only be one?” Cries Bellamy, trying to turn this bullshit into some sort of epic akin to “Bohemian Rhapsody”. I’m curious, what war exactly is he talking about? “Guiding Light” is generic, but not awful by any means; here Bellamy at least tries to keep it somewhat formulaic. It even has a pretty nice guitar solo on it toward the end.
“Unnatural Selection” -- a title that lets you know exactly what’s coming -- features the return of the glorious Soccer/Pub chanting of “Uprising”. At nearly seven minutes, Bellamy uses every cliché in the book that he hasn’t already exhausted or stolen from Rage Against the Machine: the song begins with a soft megaphone vocal, ramping up to a rock tone, and then continuing with some great pessimism about whatever the fuck Bellamy has actually been talking about for the past five songs. Returning are Bellamy’s lame assonance focused lyrics, such as “New age, end of destruction and rampage.” And my favorite so far, “No chance for fate, it’s unnatural selection. I want truth.” This is not what Joe Strummer had in mind when he wanted music to be more ‘real’ and focused on worldly issues. Next is “MK Ultra”, with more war talk and Bellamy continuing to complain and criticize the evil fascist that exists only in his mind; “How much deception will you create?”
Skipping, “I Belong to You”, which in my notes only had “Elton John?” written to its side, let’s move on to possibly the worst thing about the record so far. Bellamy and the rest of Muse -- although we know by now who has the most influence on the song-writing – decided that it was a wondrous idea to have a song titled “Exogenesis Symphony”, and split it into three parts, each around four minutes of length. The first part is entitled “Overture”, the second “Cross-Pollination” and the third, “Redemption”. In my notes, I wrote “GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK” after listening to “Part 1: Overture” so you can imagine how I feel about the lovely three-part epic that ends the album.
I have a question for Muse: What happened? Quirkiness amongst lead-singers is nothing new, neither is asinine ideology, (Johnny “Rotten” Lydon says ‘sup.) but this is too fucking much. One may present the argument that Bellamy’s nonsense shouldn’t matter if the music is good, which is a valid point. However, most of these songs are slow ballads, and they force you to listen to every-fucking-word of a singer who has believed that “Time is running out.” since 2001, but at least then the ballad surrounding that ridiculous claim actually sounded good. I once had an English teacher question my ideology when reading a story that I had wrote in the twelfth grade. He said that the writing was competent, but what was I trying to say? The story involved an idea of people losing relevance as they age, something that isn’t completely untrue. However, his point was that if we all lose relevance, why write? Why bother telling stories? Why bother attempting to do anything at all if a slow decline is all we’re working towards?
Summation: An artist’s mindset, and beliefs, can fuse into his or her work and detract from it greatly. Such is the case with Muse’s ‘The Resistance’. This is not a concept album; this is the bullshit that Matthew Bellamy actually believes. The problem is, these beliefs are so stupid, that only the most left of liberal-hipsters are the types of people who actually think this way. When analyzing the techniques Bellamy uses in his verses, and the meter of the songs, you can tell that musical exploration was not the main focus. Perhaps if the album was more varied, you could make the argument that Muse actually wanted to create a solid record here; however, every-single-fucking-song smashes you over the head with the same propaganda-style warnings as the song that came before it. If the music were good, all of this would be an aside, like it was on Muse’s past records. However, on 'The Resistance', Bellamy has taken his ideals and pushed them in front of everything else, including his great talent, choosing to take ideas from the novel 1984 by George Orwell and simply lace them with Queen-style piano epics that are more boring and generic than the ideas themselves. Gone is most of Bellamy’s excellent guitar work, and most of the band-dynamic that made Muse so great in the first place. There are maybe two to three songs on the record that are alright, but I can safely say that after listening to 'The Resistance' I am no longer a fan of Muse.
What to download: (These are all very loose recommendations btw; I don't see anything from this album going on my Ipod)
1. Resistance
2. Guiding Light
3. Undisclosed Desires
Band Information:
Name: Muse
Origin: England
Members: Matthew Bellamy, Christopher Wolstenholme, and Dominic Howard
Years Active: 1994-Present
Label: Warner Bros.
Album: 'The Resistance', released September 14th, 2009.
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