Claude Poll "1"

I pick "A"

I don't vote, because I'm King; what I decide is law.

" I don't vote, because I'm King; what I decide is law. "

" I pick "A" "

I voted "C" :D

I saw the avatar and I thought this was a Jeff post. You deceived me, Claude!

Your avatar is messing me up man. 

" I saw the avatar and I thought this was a Jeff post. You deceived me, Claude! "

Alright lets do this thing.

I chose easter eggs, did I do it right?

I saw through your dirty trap! 
 
I choose B, because Easter brings chocolate!

A all the way.

I pick E.  It seemed like the most reasonable choice.

E!

" @Beforet said:

" I saw the avatar and I thought this was a Jeff post. You deceived me, Claude! "

Same. Curse you Claude! :P "

" @SpikeSpiegel said:

" @Beforet said:

" I saw the avatar and I thought this was a Jeff post. You deceived me, Claude! "

Same. Curse you Claude! :P "

HI "

Actually wait, the scariest part of this whole thing is that he called it Poll "1".
 
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo~~~

Holy Christ, I can't figure this mess out. Also the poll make no sense.

Q. 
 
4,000th post dawgs.

" @Hockeymask27 said:

" @SpikeSpiegel said:

" @Beforet said:

" I saw the avatar and I thought this was a Jeff post. You deceived me, Claude! "

Same. Curse you Claude! :P "

HI "

Son of a... "

Claude is thoroughly my favourite geriatric Giant Bomber. 
 
And I mean that with the utmost love and respect. :)

" Holy Christ, I can't figure this mess out. Also the poll make no sense. "

" @supermike6 said:

" Holy Christ, I can't figure this mess out. Also the poll make no sense. "

Easter Egg "

Jeff? Jeff!?

" Jeff? Jeff!?

SPOILER WARNING: Click here to reveal hidden content.

JEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

"

Last time I saw your name it was red. Did you have an identity crisis?

wow it's almost like it's 2005 again and people are copying other's avatars to be funny.

EVERYONE GET JEFF'S AVATAR
 
i believe in giantbomb!

I WANT TO  BE CLAUDE'S ADOPTED SON!!!!

What the hell? I thought you were Jeff for a second.

I thought you were NeoGeo for a second

" EVERYONE GET JEFF'S AVATAR  i believe in giantbomb! "

This is messing me up man.

" This is messing me up man. "

Dude I like Easter Eggs. 
 
And uh, Claude's whacky stuff that he does.

What the fuck is going on here, señors?

C or bust.

I wanna be Jeff. I wanna believe.

I have no idea what's going on but I picked A.

I believe in Claude

Giant Bomb is the only truth I need!

I refuse to vote.  
 
Also fuck you with that avatar! You will never be sober enough to be a real Jeff, Claude.

Please don't post nonsensical spam. I expect better from an experienced user like you, Claude.