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#1 Posted by A Touch of Class (ATC) (9 posts) -
#2 Edited by MooseyMcMan (11308 posts) -

ALL HAIL SATAN!

Wait, what?

Edit: I do know that he's weak to wind.

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#3 Posted by dungbootle (2458 posts) -

Nope.

#4 Posted by Witzig (328 posts) -

Um, no. 

#5 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

Sort of? I mean, I killed the guy quite some time ago in heated battle, so it'd be hard to deny his existence on any level.

#6 Posted by BeachThunder (12096 posts) -

Is SATAN an acronym?

#7 Posted by Nilhelm (28 posts) -

You mean the Cyberdemon?

#8 Posted by doobie (605 posts) -

i believe in jesus. but not satan. satan is just made up nonsense

#9 Posted by believer258 (12000 posts) -

If you say you're a Christian then you believe that Satan exists.

#10 Posted by Brodehouse (10080 posts) -

All mythology is nonsense. Enjoyable, but not in any way real.

#11 Posted by captain_max707 (492 posts) -

Anyone who's played Motherload knows that Satan is all too real...

#12 Posted by Bocam (3785 posts) -

HAIL SIX NIPPLE SATAN

#13 Posted by mscupcakes (612 posts) -

No, I don't believe anything without evidence.

#14 Posted by Rainbowkisses (472 posts) -

@doobie said:

i believe in jesus. but not satan. satan is just made up nonsense

I don't mean to insult your theology but I don't quite understand it. If Satan does not exist then how can Jesus be savior if he isn't saving you from anything?

#15 Posted by Fattony12000 (7528 posts) -
 Oh, they exist...
#16 Posted by betterboulder (190 posts) -

Yes.

#17 Posted by AngelN7 (2970 posts) -

That guy from Dragon Ball Z ? he's a cartoon ...I mean an anime guy.

#18 Edited by scalpel (314 posts) -

No, but if I did I'd be glad to be on his side. He is one of the few moral characters in the Bible, and I'd be in good company in hell.

#19 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7099 posts) -

@believer258 said:

If you say you're a Christian then you believe that Satan exists.

There are major Christian groups that don't believe in Satan. Hell, in 2009, a study found that 60% of American Christians did not believe in Satan or the Holy Spirit/Ghost.

And no, I don't believe in Satan. It's just a bogeyman story.

#20 Posted by MooseyMcMan (11308 posts) -

@AngelN7 said:

That guy from Dragon Ball Z ? he's a cartoon ...I mean an anime guy.

You mean HERCULE?

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#21 Posted by mtcantor (948 posts) -

Nope. Don't believe in Rumpelstiltskin either.

But then again, even if I was religious, my religion doesn't recognize the existence of a hell or a satan.

#22 Posted by falserelic (5469 posts) -

He's the fallen one.

#23 Posted by JJOR64 (19023 posts) -

@MooseyMcMan said:

@AngelN7 said:

That guy from Dragon Ball Z ? he's a cartoon ...I mean an anime guy.

You mean HERCULE?

#24 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5138 posts) -
#25 Posted by Oldirtybearon (4851 posts) -

@PeasantAbuse said:

I love metal heads. They're some of the weirdest and most deranged people I've ever met, and yet oddly the nicest, too.

#26 Posted by Animasta (14713 posts) -

@PeasantAbuse: that clip always cracks me up, it's so good

also I believe in Satan's solar data

#27 Posted by aurahack (2280 posts) -

No, I do not believe in Santa.

#28 Posted by Prince_of_Space (82 posts) -

There are a variety of faiths ( Yazidism, Baha'i, etc.) that believe in a figure akin to Satan, but do not describe him as one who will "torture the wrongdoers in Hell for all eternity," portraying him instead as a a metaphor for man's immorality, or even as God's most favored angel. Even among the mainstream Abrahamic religions the theological role of Satan is up for debate ( compare the role of Satan in Judaism with the Shaitan of Islam, or the Christian tendency to conflate Lucifer with the Devil).

#29 Posted by VoshiNova (1698 posts) -

Yes. Satan is real.

#30 Posted by Sargus (731 posts) -

@believer258 said:

If you say you're a Christian then you believe that Satan exists.

I don't think that's true, necessarily. People can believe in the divinity of Jesus without believing everything that's been said about Satan specifically. Biblical texts are often vague about the tempter and who he is, and there are plenty of Christians who take most/all of the Old Testament to be myth (I know Satan, as most know him, also appears in the New Testament, I'm just saying...)

#31 Posted by TwoLines (2819 posts) -

That NHL player? Yeah, I think he's real.

#32 Posted by Christoffer (1868 posts) -

Miroslav Šatan? No, I never believed in him.

#33 Posted by guiseppe (2842 posts) -

Nope, nor do I have any belief in any other godlike deities stemmed from religious beliefs.

#34 Posted by TheVeteran13 (1210 posts) -

Hell yea I do it's only the best fabric ever, Satan bed sheets are fukin' dope.

#35 Posted by InternetCrab (1504 posts) -

Nope.

#36 Posted by aquamarin (555 posts) -

No, but I often like to believe in him when watching movies, playing games, listening to metal.

#37 Posted by psylah (2181 posts) -

ALL HAIL MIROSLAV SATAN

#38 Posted by Breadfan (6590 posts) -

  

#39 Posted by Catarrhal (840 posts) -

These poll results are not a reflection on Satan's current popularity.

#40 Posted by _Zombie_ (1462 posts) -
#41 Posted by Morrow (1829 posts) -

Good and Evil lies only in ourselves.

#42 Posted by McGhee (6094 posts) -

THE GREATEST THING SATAN EVER DID WAS CONVINCE THE WORLD HE DIDN'T EXIST HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#43 Posted by Karkarov (3187 posts) -

Uh I will answer this like I answer all these BS driven attempts at poking fun at someones views.

I don't know. But when I die and find out I promise to do my best to give you the inside scoop.

#44 Posted by Giefcookie (608 posts) -
#45 Posted by captain_clayman (3325 posts) -

@doobie said:

i believe in jesus. but not satan. satan is just made up nonsense

i don't get it. without satan what's the point of jesus? if there's no satan, there's no sin, and if there's no sin, what did jesus die for? also what makes satan "made up nonsense" but jesus true? they're both equally hard to believe to me. to me it just sounds like you like believing in jesus because it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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#46 Posted by MonkeyMitcho (115 posts) -

I think the question is confusing. There's a difference in believing and thinking something exists.

#47 Posted by DeF (4925 posts) -

No, he always lets me down when I need him.

^^

#48 Posted by matti00 (674 posts) -

@scalpel said:

No, but if I did I'd be glad to be on his side. He is one of the few moral characters in the Bible, and I'd be in good company in hell.

I knew Red Wings fans were satanists.

#49 Posted by Sooty (8082 posts) -

@doobie said:

i believe in jesus. but not satan. satan is just made up nonsense

LOL

#50 Posted by oldenglishC (979 posts) -

@psylah: Detroit Vipers>Sabers