Do you believe in SATAN?

ALL HAIL SATAN!

Wait, what?

Edit: I do know that he's weak to wind.

Nope.

Um, no. 

Sort of? I mean, I killed the guy quite some time ago in heated battle, so it'd be hard to deny his existence on any level.

Is SATAN an acronym?

You mean the Cyberdemon?

i believe in jesus. but not satan. satan is just made up nonsense

If you say you're a Christian then you believe that Satan exists.

All mythology is nonsense. Enjoyable, but not in any way real.

Anyone who's played Motherload knows that Satan is all too real...

HAIL SIX NIPPLE SATAN

No, I don't believe anything without evidence.

@doobie said:

i believe in jesus. but not satan. satan is just made up nonsense

I don't mean to insult your theology but I don't quite understand it. If Satan does not exist then how can Jesus be savior if he isn't saving you from anything?

Yes.

That guy from Dragon Ball Z ? he's a cartoon ...I mean an anime guy.

No, but if I did I'd be glad to be on his side. He is one of the few moral characters in the Bible, and I'd be in good company in hell.

@believer258 said:

If you say you're a Christian then you believe that Satan exists.

There are major Christian groups that don't believe in Satan. Hell, in 2009, a study found that 60% of American Christians did not believe in Satan or the Holy Spirit/Ghost.

And no, I don't believe in Satan. It's just a bogeyman story.

@AngelN7 said:

That guy from Dragon Ball Z ? he's a cartoon ...I mean an anime guy.

You mean HERCULE?

Nope. Don't believe in Rumpelstiltskin either.

But then again, even if I was religious, my religion doesn't recognize the existence of a hell or a satan.

He's the fallen one.

@MooseyMcMan said:

@AngelN7 said:

That guy from Dragon Ball Z ? he's a cartoon ...I mean an anime guy.

You mean HERCULE?

@PeasantAbuse said:

I love metal heads. They're some of the weirdest and most deranged people I've ever met, and yet oddly the nicest, too.

@PeasantAbuse: that clip always cracks me up, it's so good

also I believe in Satan's solar data

No, I do not believe in Santa.

There are a variety of faiths ( Yazidism, Baha'i, etc.) that believe in a figure akin to Satan, but do not describe him as one who will "torture the wrongdoers in Hell for all eternity," portraying him instead as a a metaphor for man's immorality, or even as God's most favored angel. Even among the mainstream Abrahamic religions the theological role of Satan is up for debate ( compare the role of Satan in Judaism with the Shaitan of Islam, or the Christian tendency to conflate Lucifer with the Devil).

Yes. Satan is real.

@believer258 said:

If you say you're a Christian then you believe that Satan exists.

I don't think that's true, necessarily. People can believe in the divinity of Jesus without believing everything that's been said about Satan specifically. Biblical texts are often vague about the tempter and who he is, and there are plenty of Christians who take most/all of the Old Testament to be myth (I know Satan, as most know him, also appears in the New Testament, I'm just saying...)

That NHL player? Yeah, I think he's real.

Miroslav Šatan? No, I never believed in him.

Nope, nor do I have any belief in any other godlike deities stemmed from religious beliefs.

Hell yea I do it's only the best fabric ever, Satan bed sheets are fukin' dope.

Nope.

No, but I often like to believe in him when watching movies, playing games, listening to metal.

ALL HAIL MIROSLAV SATAN

These poll results are not a reflection on Satan's current popularity.

Good and Evil lies only in ourselves.

THE GREATEST THING SATAN EVER DID WAS CONVINCE THE WORLD HE DIDN'T EXIST HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Uh I will answer this like I answer all these BS driven attempts at poking fun at someones views.

I don't know. But when I die and find out I promise to do my best to give you the inside scoop.

@doobie said:

i believe in jesus. but not satan. satan is just made up nonsense

i don't get it. without satan what's the point of jesus? if there's no satan, there's no sin, and if there's no sin, what did jesus die for? also what makes satan "made up nonsense" but jesus true? they're both equally hard to believe to me. to me it just sounds like you like believing in jesus because it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

I think the question is confusing. There's a difference in believing and thinking something exists.

No, he always lets me down when I need him.

^^

@scalpel said:

No, but if I did I'd be glad to be on his side. He is one of the few moral characters in the Bible, and I'd be in good company in hell.

I knew Red Wings fans were satanists.

@doobie said:

i believe in jesus. but not satan. satan is just made up nonsense

LOL

@psylah: Detroit Vipers>Sabers