Dozens Blinded Looking For Virgin Mary

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#1  Edited By Ubergeist

At least 50 people have lost their sight after staring at the sun hoping to see an image of the Virgin Mary, according to reports.

Alarmed health authorities in India's Kottayam district have set up a sign dispelling rumours of a miraculous image in the sky and warning of the dangers of looking into direct sunlight.

Forty-eight cases of sight-loss, allegedly caused by photochemical burns on the retina, have been recorded at St Joseph's ENT and Eye hospital in the region since Friday.

Despite warnings, and the potentially harmful effects of their actions, believers are allegedly still flocking to a hotelier's house in Erumeli near where the divine image is said to have appeared.

"All our patients have similar history and symptoms… They have developed photochemical, not thermal, burns after continuously gazing at the sun," Dr Annamma James Isaac, the hospital's ophthalmologist said.

Even churches in the area have disowned the miracle after health officers and doctors approached the clergy.

The house where the miracle is said to have occurred has apparently been the subject of rumours for months.

The hotelier, who has since moved, had claimed that statues of the Virgin Mary in his house have been crying honey and bleeding oils and perfumes.


Follow the herd much?

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#2  Edited By Aarny91

Idiots.

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#3  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

Hahahaha, those fucking morons.

You know when kids sometimes use magnifying glasses to burn insects? The lens in your eye does the exact same thing. When you stare into the sun the lens on your eye focuses the light intensely onto a very small area of the retina on the back of your eye.... just like burning an insect with a magnifying glass.   

There's a reason your mother'll tell you "never look directly into the sun."

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#4  Edited By Just_Insane

i wonder if someone saw the virgin mary in the back of an alligators mouth if someone would get eaten trying to look for it

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#5  Edited By ItalyCanadian9

Ok? Like whoa!

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#6  Edited By brukaoru

When I was younger I looked directly at the sun a couple times until it turned pink... Don't plan on doing that anymore.

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#7  Edited By SaintLReviews

...how can people be so dumb

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#8  Edited By Hungry_bunny
Ubergeist said:
"Even churches in the area have disowned the miracle after health officers and doctors approached the clergy."
And still people go blind... there's no other word that can describe this better than "stupidity".
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#9  Edited By Mrnitropb

blinded by the light.... revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

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#10  Edited By ItalyCanadian9

They make us Christians look bad :(

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#11  Edited By stAtic

How stupid can people get? lol...

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#12  Edited By TheGTAvaccine

Wow...that's unbelievable.

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#13  Edited By Karmum
brukaoru said:
"When I was younger I looked directly at the sun a couple times until it turned pink... Don't plan on doing that anymore.
"
Until your eyes turned pink? How did it feel?

And...wow. Staring at the sun to see Virgin Mary? What some people do in the name of religion.
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#14  Edited By efrucht

This, my friends, is evolution at work.
These people are removing themselves from our gene pool, how kind of them!

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#15  Edited By Mrnitropb

NO, they are becoming a drain upon the health care system.

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#16  Edited By brukaoru
Karmum said:
"brukaoru said:
"When I was younger I looked directly at the sun a couple times until it turned pink... Don't plan on doing that anymore."
Until your eyes turned pink? How did it feel?"
Not exactly my eyes turning pink... But the sun would turn pink in color, then my eyes would start hurting and i would stop looking, lol. Luckily no permanent damage was done!
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#17  Edited By Systech

If onlMrnitropb said:

"NO, they are becoming a drain upon the health care system.
"
If only they lived in Canada or France. :P
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#18  Edited By ItalyCanadian9

Free health care!

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#19  Edited By Soap

man those people will believe any thing

"OMG! I saw jesus in that active volcano over there!! Quick go jump in!!!"

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#20  Edited By Clean

............really? losing your eye sight over that, man that crowd would be the most guilible group of people

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#21  Edited By Ubergeist

Guess they'll be buying a braille bible now.

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#22  Edited By henjin

Ah well, you see religion does things.

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#23  Edited By shotaro

this is the funniest thing I've read in a while...

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#24  Edited By Colonel_Cool
Ubergeist said:
"Guess they'll be buying a braille bible now.
"
Haha.
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THIS JUST IN!!!!!

Virgin Mary's image seen in my pants!

Bring KY!!!

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#26  Edited By Oriental_Jams

Dun-dun-dun, religion strikes again. OK that was a bit harsh, the less intelligent strike again.

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#27  Edited By Cube

Looking into the Sun to see something that has never existed can't be good. Going blind was nature's way of saying "Idiot".

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#28  Edited By OGCartman

Lmao thats stuped as fuck