Films that make you feel manly.

Michael Collins or The Wind That Shakes The Barley. Whenever I see those films I can almost feel a penis forming, ready to jizz green, white and orange.  The heart expands, I puff up my chest and if a form to join the army is put in front of me, I get dangerously close to signing it. Neither films particularly glorify the Irish struggle against Britain, it's gruesome and it's upsetting. But there is something about them that just gets me going, remind me fully how much I love my country and manage to make me feel like a man. An odd sensation altogether but it's kind of like an 90 minute sex change each time. I cast wildly about for a uniform, some socks or padding to shove down and a nice rifle to march onwards. I'm not even that much of a Republican, I find the level of violence that occurred in Ireland in the 70's deplorable but seriously, those films do something to the savage male Republican nestled deep in my psyche, which is quite terrifying. 

Predator.

Fighting

Rocky 4

Us men become vicious beasts when something threatens our children. Therefore, I think movies like Taken or The Road work best.

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Heat. When that epic gunfight starts, the dialogueless atmosphere of gun sounds is totally enveloping my quivering manliness. 

The Bourne films. Amazing car chases, hand-to-hand fights and coolness that Jason Bourne shows with his skills gives ultimate altitude to my raging boner. Wait, does that mean I'm gay?

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300 is the best in recent memory. That and Dear John.

Yor's World. 
 
He's the man.

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly has like one or two speaking roles for women, and the rest is hardcore motherfuckas staring each other down, and shooting each other. It's badassed.

" i am disgusted by manly feelings, the need to feel manly and anything that motivates/stimulates your manly feelings... its pathetic. so i avoid that shit. i prefer the movies that make me feel like a unique and individual human being  Edit: no, what i said above does NOT mean im gay. get your head out of your ass and stop seeing in black and white. step out of the box you live in... im pretty sure that i like pussy and personally cant stand the idea of two dicks together. "

" The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly has like one or two speaking roles for women, and the rest is hardcore motherfuckas staring each other down, and shooting each other. It's badassed. "

Boondock saints 1&2 anyone?

I just watched two this week.
 
Dirty Dozen and Crimson Tide.
 
Both are extremely enjoyable machismo driven flicks.

Die Hard 1 or 2.

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Heat. When that epic gunfight starts, the dialogueless atmosphere of gun sounds is totally enveloping my quivering manliness. 

The Bourne films. Amazing car chases, hand-to-hand fights and coolness that Jason Bourne shows with his skills gives ultimate altitude to my raging boner. Wait, does that mean I'm gay?

"

" Michael Collins or The Wind That Shakes The Barley. Whenever I see those films I can almost feel a penis forming, ready to jizz green, white and orange.  The heart expands, I puff up my chest and if a form to join the army is put in front of me, I get dangerously close to signing it. Neither films particularly glorify the Irish struggle against Britain, it's gruesome and it's upsetting. But there is something about them that just gets me going, remind me fully how much I love my country and manage to make me feel like a man. An odd sensation altogether but it's kind of like an 90 minute sex change each time. I cast wildly about for a uniform, some socks or padding to shove down and a nice rifle to march onwards. I'm not even that much of a Republican, I find the level of violence that occurred in Ireland in the 70's deplorable but seriously, those films do something to the savage male Republican nestled deep in my psyche, which is quite terrifying.  "

" 300, every time. "

Fight Club.

Orgazmo, because of this:
 
 

Die Hard... end thread

Crank 2, Die Hard, First Blood, Hard Boiled, there's more i just can't think of them right now.

" Well, this thread is full of insecurity.   Some good movie suggestions, but a lot of insecurity. "

Black Hawk Down, Rocky, Rambo ... That kind of stuff ^^

I generally don't like movies that would be considered "manly".

Predator is the most manly movie ever created.

" 300, every time. "

"Hot Fuzz. Fuck yeah. "

YES!!!

A movie where men are inspired by other manly movies to do manly things!

After just watching NINJA ASSASSIN....NINJA ASSASSIN. 

This thread should have made me happy and lollering. But everyone coming in with their pretentious, no-humor bullshit is KILLING ME and is really bringing me down. Oh, internet.

Commando, Rambo, pretty much any movie where the main character turns on the unlimited ammo cheat.

Metal Gear Solid 3, so manly it made me weep like a girl at the end.

" @fwylo said:

" @Ahmad_Metallic:  You are not a unique or beautiful snowflake. "

you are the all seeing all dancing crap of the world. "

Predator, Commando, Scarface, A bridge to far, and the Rohirrim charge at Minas tirith in return of the king always get me pumped.

Anything with Stallone, Schwarznegger, or Van-Damme.

" @Ryax said:

" @fwylo said:

" @Ahmad_Metallic:  You are not a unique or beautiful snowflake. "

you are the all seeing all dancing crap of the world. "

you are not your bank account  anyway, yeah.. 300, Evil Dead, Pitch Black, The Warriors. "

Die Hard stands alone in it's ability to make me feel like I can rip a dude's face off.

commando

Pulp Fiction.

Saturday night fever. This is the epitome of manliness right here  

Fight Club. Epic movie is epic.

Braveheart.

Every Which Way But Loose