Fuck spiders.
They used to freak me out when I was younger, But I hate fearing things . So, I started reading all I could find, and staring at pics daily till they no longer gave me chills. Now I love them and cant wait to own some as pets =D It was more the fangs that freaked me out though.
"I dislike spiders too but I wouldn't have sexual intercourse with one due to my narrow urethra. That could cause all sorts of trouble.ahaha I remember that episode.
"
i dont hate spiders just dont like them but they do get rid of pesky mesquitos. the only things i dont like are wasps/bees/hornents basically anything that flies and has a stinger. you never know what they are thinking and that scares the crap out of me.
Why be scared of poor wee spiders? why dislike em? they eat the dirty flies that land on your face when you sleep, they make awsome webs for hobbits to get trapped it.
Im no Hippy, but i think all living things should be given a fair chance, except that westwood dude, i hate him.
Would you rather have a fly, that has probably just crawled out of a dead badgers areshole or been frolicking in some poo, or a lovely wee spider. awww.
Story
One time there was one of those huge spiders that come in your house once in a while and I needed something to kill it so I found some car window wash detergent and right on the label it showed a picture of a skull and TOXIC POISON and it said " do not swallow, may cause blindness " so I poured some on to the spider and it started to run then I started pouring more and more until it was in a small puddle of it then it stopped instantly.... then it started moving and I finished it with a broom.End
I also hate spiders. Did you know, instead of squishing them, try sweeping them. If you press down on a spider, it's legs simply spread out and flatten, leaving it unharmed. But say it's on the floor, try wiping your foot sideways over them. It drags them across the floor, and kills them instantly every time.
this might sound graphic but i have a fear of spiders going inside my pee whole and then laying eggs and then one of these days i'm going to take a piss and nothing is going to come out except tiny spiders who will consider me there mother and then try to eat me for nutrition...yay they'll be small but what if i can't fight them all and they get to my eyes...i won't be able to watch por....i mean video games that I'm going to be playing...it'll be terrible....so seriously your not alone on your fear of spiders
I used to be severely arachnaphobic, but during the past few years I've developed a way to handle the little fawks, so it's not as much of a pain anymore.
There's actually a dead one on my desk that's been there for a few months now, because I can't get it away from there without touching it.
"Box3ru13 said:Ugh, I got goosebumps thinking about that thing crawling in my bed at night. >.<"i hate spiders too, man they are scary as fuck, but they do help us more then hurt us.Thats not a spider, its a rock scorpian i think, some kind of scorpian
but if i see one its on like donkey kong, at least in my house, outside i let em be. unless its this
"
"
I don't really have any phobias as such. But I have this weird irrational fear of calling people on the phone. I am not sure if fear is the right word for it, but I really really hate calling people on the phone. I reckon I would be scared shitless if I was buried alive though. But I can't really imagine fear. So its not a real phobia.
I just randomly got the impression that a spider was going to jump at my neck and crawl down my back. Not sure why. *shudders*
Fuck I hate spiders.
"Box3ru13 said:Actually that's two camel spiders. One is trying to eat the other."i hate spiders too, man they are scary as fuck, but they do help us more then hurt us.Thats not a spider, its a rock scorpian i think, some kind of scorpian
but if i see one its on like donkey kong, at least in my house, outside i let em be. unless its this
"
"
"Kane said:Maybe I'm just visually impaired, but I can't tell where one ends and the other begins."Box3ru13 said:Actually that's two camel spiders. One is trying to eat the other."i hate spiders too, man they are scary as fuck, but they do help us more then hurt us.Thats not a spider, its a rock scorpian i think, some kind of scorpian
but if i see one its on like donkey kong, at least in my house, outside i let em be. unless its this
"
"
"
Spiders are creepy, but what I really hate is mosquitos. I can't sleep when I hear a mosquito flying around in my room.
*Trembles* I...hate.....bees..... =D Spiders are OK. But mosquitoes are so damn annoying and I end up squashing them on a regular basis. Haha ~
"Man, I'm not afraid of much, but for some reason I'm a heavy Arachnophobe. I hate those things. I just found one under my fucking keyboard when I picked it up to see if I had any loose bills under there. God damn, I freaked out. It's dead now... but I'm afraid to even be in my room. Damn things.I've had some kind of bizzare spider infestation all summer in my room. I routinely kill them. They used to scare the crap out of me too, but they're around so much it just pisses me off. Now I just punch them immediately. They'll get away if you don't take fast action.
What kind of phobias do you guys have?
"
Please Log In to post.
Log in to comment