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They used to freak me out when I was younger, But I hate fearing things . So, I started reading all I could find, and staring at pics daily till they no longer gave me chills. Now I love them and cant wait to own some as pets =D  It was more the fangs that freaked me out though.
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#52  Edited By Absurd
stAtic said:
"I hate wasps/hornets/bees etc...
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Same
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#53  Edited By jakeroc

Where are one of these "fuck spiders" and how much does one cost?

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#54  Edited By Jayge_

I make them custom, they come with a crusty white coating.

$50.99

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#55  Edited By sculsoldi3r

i hate spiders... i molested a spider one time... ONE TIME

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#56  Edited By Jolly_Lolly
sculsoldi3r said:
"i hate spiders... i molested a spider one time... ONE TIME"
lol wut
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#57  Edited By OGCartman

I hate em!
They scare the shit outa me

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#58  Edited By Demyx

I hate falling. Especially on rollercoasters, I hate it.

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#59  Edited By Hank_Hill

I dislike spiders too but I wouldn't have sexual intercourse with one due to my narrow urethra.  That could cause all sorts of trouble.

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#60  Edited By Jolly_Lolly
Hank_Hill said:
"I dislike spiders too but I wouldn't have sexual intercourse with one due to my narrow urethra.  That could cause all sorts of trouble.
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ahaha I remember that episode.
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#62  Edited By henjin

I don't really like spiders either...Actually I don't like insects that have more than 6 legs.

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#63  Edited By normajean777

i dont hate spiders just dont like them but they do get rid of pesky mesquitos. the only things i dont like are wasps/bees/hornents basically anything that flies and has a stinger. you never know what they are thinking and that scares the crap out of me.

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#64  Edited By printedcrayon

Clowns man, fucking clowns.


They scare me.


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#65  Edited By RandomHero666

Why be scared of poor wee spiders? why dislike em? they eat the dirty flies that land on your face when you sleep, they make awsome webs for hobbits to get trapped it.

Im no Hippy, but i think all living things should be given a fair chance, except that westwood dude, i hate him.
Would you rather have a fly, that has probably just crawled out of a dead badgers areshole or been frolicking in some poo, or a lovely wee spider. awww.


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#66  Edited By Gamer

Story

One time there was one of those huge spiders that come in your house once in a while and I needed something to kill it so I found some car window wash detergent  and right on the label it showed a picture of a skull and TOXIC POISON and it said " do not swallow, may cause blindness " so I poured some on to the spider and it started to run then I started pouring more and more until it was in a small puddle of it then it stopped instantly.... then it started moving and I finished it with a broom.

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#67  Edited By Chadwardenn
PrintedCrayon said:
"Clowns man, fucking clowns.

They scare me.


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#69  Edited By Shocker
Ossi said:
"I mostly hate how spiders walk, more so than just an image. Like when you hit one but somehow it didnt get squished and they just dart around the floor super fast...UGH!
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That always happens to me. Pisses me off.
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#70  Edited By Kane

i hate spiders but i try and be logical about it, they do keep bugs out, but as long as they stay out of my sight i dont care if they are there, but if i see one i shit and kill it on site

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#71  Edited By Black_Rose

I have nothing against spiders, i hate snakes though

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#72  Edited By Box3ru13

i hate spiders too, man they are scary as fuck, but they do help us more then hurt us.

but if i see one its on like donkey kong, at least in my house, outside i let em be. unless its this

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#73  Edited By Mindtwist

I have a phobia of most insects (and 8-legged creatures) and fucking clowns. They scare the shit outta me.

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#74  Edited By Tiefster

I have a hate for the undead and bees

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#75  Edited By Black_Rose
Tiefster said:
"I have a hate for the undead
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Who doesn't
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#76  Edited By Tiefster
Black_Rose said:
"Tiefster said:
"I have a hate for the undead
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Who doesn't
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Necromancers.... >.>
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#77  Edited By Bulldog19892

I also hate spiders. Did you know, instead of squishing them, try sweeping them. If you press down on a spider, it's legs simply spread out and flatten, leaving it unharmed. But say it's on the floor, try wiping your foot sideways over them. It drags them across the floor, and kills them instantly every time.

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#78  Edited By brydello
Acrophobia and Claustrophobia.

Fear of heights and small spaces... I'm pretty generic I suppose.
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#79  Edited By sculsoldi3r

I have a phobia for anything non human except dogs, cats and racons. nuff said

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#80  Edited By keyhunter

Yeah fuckem.

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#81  Edited By Homer
I hate bees.
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#82  Edited By Wheatley

this might sound graphic but i have a fear of spiders going inside my pee whole and then laying eggs and then one of these days i'm going to take a piss and nothing is going to come out except tiny spiders who will consider me there mother and then try to eat me for nutrition...yay they'll be small but what if i can't fight them all and they get to my eyes...i won't be able to watch por....i mean video games that I'm going to be playing...it'll be terrible....so seriously your not alone on your fear of spiders

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#83  Edited By FuzzYLemoN

I hate bugs... *shudders*

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#84  Edited By roslindaleone

Any bug that bites or stings I stay the hell away from.

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#85  Edited By Driam

I used to be severely arachnaphobic, but during the past few years I've developed a way to handle the little fawks, so it's not as much of a pain anymore.
There's actually a dead one on my desk that's been there for a few months now, because I can't get it away from there without touching it.

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#86  Edited By Kane

after seeing the images of wolf spiders, im reminded of how much i fucking hate them...tarantulas, not so much actualy, mabye it's cause it doesent look like a generic spider

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#87  Edited By Kane
Box3ru13 said:
"i hate spiders too, man they are scary as fuck, but they do help us more then hurt us.

but if i see one its on like donkey kong, at least in my house, outside i let em be. unless its this

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Thats not a spider, its a rock scorpian i think, some kind of scorpian
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#88  Edited By Shawn
Kane said:
"Box3ru13 said:
"i hate spiders too, man they are scary as fuck, but they do help us more then hurt us.

but if i see one its on like donkey kong, at least in my house, outside i let em be. unless its this

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Thats not a spider, its a rock scorpian i think, some kind of scorpian
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Ugh, I got goosebumps thinking about that thing crawling in my bed at night. >.<
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#89  Edited By Kane

oh and its 2 of them, ones biting the other lol

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#90  Edited By Shawn
Kane said:
"oh and its 2 of them, ones biting the other lol"
Oh, I just noticed that. Even worse, because it means those things can multiply!
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#91  Edited By c1337us

I don't really have any phobias as such. But I have this weird irrational fear of calling people on the phone. I am not sure if fear is the right word for it, but I really really hate calling people on the phone.  I reckon I would be scared shitless if I was buried alive though. But I can't really imagine fear. So its not a real phobia.

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#92  Edited By kajankua

im afraid of heights and strangers

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I just randomly got the impression that a spider was going to jump at my neck and crawl down my back. Not sure why. *shudders*
Fuck I hate spiders.

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#94  Edited By Bulldog19892
Kane said:
"Box3ru13 said:
"i hate spiders too, man they are scary as fuck, but they do help us more then hurt us.

but if i see one its on like donkey kong, at least in my house, outside i let em be. unless its this

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Thats not a spider, its a rock scorpian i think, some kind of scorpian
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Actually that's two camel spiders. One is trying to eat the other.
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Bulldog19892 said:
"Kane said:
"Box3ru13 said:
"i hate spiders too, man they are scary as fuck, but they do help us more then hurt us.

but if i see one its on like donkey kong, at least in my house, outside i let em be. unless its this

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Thats not a spider, its a rock scorpian i think, some kind of scorpian
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Actually that's two camel spiders. One is trying to eat the other.
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Maybe I'm just visually impaired, but I can't tell where one ends and the other begins.
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#96  Edited By microwavedapple

Agreed

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#97  Edited By benderunit22

Spiders are creepy, but what I really hate is mosquitos. I can't sleep when I hear a mosquito flying around in my room.

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#98  Edited By Shimmerweed

*Trembles* I...hate.....bees..... =D Spiders are OK. But mosquitoes are so damn annoying and I end up squashing them on a regular basis. Haha ~

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#99  Edited By Chocobo_Blitzer
Jayge said:
"Man, I'm not afraid of much, but for some reason I'm a heavy Arachnophobe. I hate those things. I just found one under my fucking keyboard when I picked it up to see if I had any loose bills under there. God damn, I freaked out. It's dead now... but I'm afraid to even be in my room. Damn things.

What kind of phobias do you guys have?
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I've had some kind of bizzare spider infestation all summer in my room. I routinely kill them. They used to scare the crap out of me too, but they're around so much it just pisses me off. Now I just punch them immediately. They'll get away if you don't take fast action.
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#100  Edited By CodeHero
Yit said:
"Generally, anything with holes in it. Lotus-tit, that one frog, anything like that. Gah..
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trypophobia(sp?) I'm the same exact way