I don't think it's quite sunk in yet, I'm a midget

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#1  Edited By BestUsernameEver

So in the topic "How tall are you", I realized I am in fact a midget. Please limit the midget jokes. All I want to know is if there are fellow gamers of my size in this forum. I don't know if this is bad or not, could someone come in contact with me to collect my thoughts, and kind of assure me that I am not the only gamer of this height. Thank you.

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#2  Edited By pwnasaurus

like did you just realise this now or.... are you a midget qualified by your height like your under so and so footage? cause it kinda seems like if your a midget youd kinda know it....
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#3  Edited By Yummylee

How tall are u?
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#4  Edited By BestUsernameEver
@Abyssfull said:
" How tall are u? "
3.7 ft
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#5  Edited By vaiz

Oh shit.

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#6  Edited By Whisperkill

You said you are not used to the metric system, now you say you're a midget. Which is it?
 
Plus even if you are a midget, you would still know 3.5 feet is not average height.

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#7  Edited By BestUsernameEver
@Whisperkill said:
" You said you are not used to the metric system, now you say you're a midget. Which is it?  Plus even if you are a midget, you would still know 3.5 feet is not average height. "
long story, you'd have to read all of my posts.
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#8  Edited By Yummylee
@BestUsernameEver:
Ah, didn't think you were really quite that small. I mean it is something you would of surely picked up on before now lol. I'm only 5ft nothing myself, but of course that doesn't qualify me as a midget. I'm a still a small SOB though for what its worth =P
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#9  Edited By PowerSerj

You should probably seek euthanasia, since you also seem to be extremely mentally deficient.

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#10  Edited By BestUsernameEver

Thank you all for the support, Assholes.

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#11  Edited By CoolDrMoney

Oh shit, you never received the induction letter. Don't worry, your new costume is being express mailed.

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#12  Edited By hai2u

well how old are you? are u still a growing boy/girl?

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#13  Edited By 10MP

Up until a few years ago i have always felt short(5'4). the truth is that I'm not actually that short. I think it doesn't really matter how tall you are as long you're ok with it.
 
There must be some 7ft tall guy out there that feels tiny in his mind.
 
EDIT: this probably won't make you feel any better.

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#14  Edited By BestUsernameEver
@hai2u said:
" well how old are you? are u still a growing boy/girl? "
19 going on 20
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#15  Edited By CowMuffins

Where do you live?

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#16  Edited By natetodamax
@BestUsernameEver said:
" @hai2u said:
" well how old are you? are u still a growing boy/girl? "
19 going on 20 "
:O
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#17  Edited By unreal999

Hehe you suck :)

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#18  Edited By BestUsernameEver
@unreal999 said:
" Hehe you suck :) "
thanks.
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#19  Edited By Yummylee
@BestUsernameEver said:
"Thank you all for the support, Assholes. "

Charmin
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#20  Edited By Jeust
@BestUsernameEver: 
 
How old are you?
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#21  Edited By Seedofpower
@BestUsernameEver said:
" Thank you all for the support, Assholes. "
What the shit do you expect?  This is a video game website, how about you make a topic about video games. Instead of troll for attention to be called a midget. Also, I always thought that term was supposed to be derogatory. 
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#22  Edited By gingertastic_10
@BestUsernameEver: If it makes you feel better I'm 18 and my friend of the same age is about 4ft something.
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#23  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

You can borrow some change if your a little short ?

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#24  Edited By BestUsernameEver
@ZombieHunter said:
" You can borrow some change is your a little short ? "
Is you a little short? You're good in the Englishs.
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#25  Edited By PowerSerj
@BestUsernameEver said:
" @ZombieHunter said:
" You can borrow some change is your a little short ? "
Is you a little short? You're good in the Englishs. "
That's racist.
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#26  Edited By BestUsernameEver
@PowerSerj said:
" @BestUsernameEver said:
" @ZombieHunter said:
" You can borrow some change is your a little short ? "
Is you a little short? You're good in the Englishs. "
That's racist. "
How so?, He said is you a little short.
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#27  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
@BestUsernameEver said:
" @PowerSerj said:
" @BestUsernameEver said:
" @ZombieHunter said:
" You can borrow some change is your a little short ? "
Is you a little short? You're good in the Englishs. "
That's racist. "
How so?, He said is you a little short. "
just a typo  if it makes to feel better about it i will edit it :P
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#28  Edited By PowerSerj
@BestUsernameEver said:
" @PowerSerj said:
" @BestUsernameEver said:
" @ZombieHunter said:
" You can borrow some change is your a little short ? "
Is you a little short? You're good in the Englishs. "
That's racist. "
How so?, He said is you a little short. "
He's obviously of Chanese decent. Pinpointing any english grammatical errors is blatantly bigoted.
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#29  Edited By ki11tank

damn yo, you can't ride those rides where the ride says you need to be this tall to ride the ride.
 
 
 
that blows.

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#30  Edited By Tireyo

So what? You are a midget. Don't matter to me. Still human.

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#31  Edited By Seedofpower
@PowerSerj said:
" @BestUsernameEver said:
" @PowerSerj said:
" @BestUsernameEver said:
" @ZombieHunter said:
" You can borrow some change is your a little short ? "
Is you a little short? You're good in the Englishs. "
That's racist. "
How so?, He said is you a little short. "
He's obviously of Chanese decent. Pinpointing any english grammatical errors is blatantly bigoted. "
hahaha, I love funny pyramids.
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#32  Edited By BestUsernameEver
@PowerSerj said:
" @BestUsernameEver said:
" @PowerSerj said:
" @BestUsernameEver said:
" @ZombieHunter said:
" You can borrow some change is your a little short ? "
Is you a little short? You're good in the Englishs. "
That's racist. "
How so?, He said is you a little short. "
He's obviously of Chanese decent. Pinpointing any english grammatical errors is blatantly bigoted. "
That wasn't in my intention. But doesn't it still make him a jerk for making a midget joke???
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#33  Edited By havelava
@BestUsernameEver said:
" @PowerSerj said:
" @BestUsernameEver said:
" @PowerSerj said:
" @BestUsernameEver said:
" @ZombieHunter said:
" You can borrow some change is your a little short ? "
Is you a little short? You're good in the Englishs. "
That's racist. "
How so?, He said is you a little short. "
He's obviously of Chanese decent. Pinpointing any english grammatical errors is blatantly bigoted. "
That wasn't in my intention. But doesn't it still make him a jerk for making a midget joke??? "
How did it take you this long to figure out your a midget?
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#34  Edited By Lestater

I'm sorry but midgets scare the shit out of me, all those shows on TLC are frightening to say the least.

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#35  Edited By BestUsernameEver
@havelava said:
" @BestUsernameEver said:
" @PowerSerj said:
" @BestUsernameEver said:
" @PowerSerj said:
" @BestUsernameEver said:
" @ZombieHunter said:
" You can borrow some change is your a little short ? "
Is you a little short? You're good in the Englishs. "
That's racist. "
How so?, He said is you a little short. "
He's obviously of Chanese decent. Pinpointing any english grammatical errors is blatantly bigoted. "
That wasn't in my intention. But doesn't it still make him a jerk for making a midget joke??? "
How did it take you this long to figure out your a midget? "
apparently 19 years.
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#36  Edited By JohnTheGamer

Pics or I don't believe it; actually I'm just not going to believe it as anyone can google "midget" and get some pics.

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#37  Edited By TheMustacheHero
@Tireyo643 said:
" So what? You are a midget. Don't matter to me. Still human. "
Too human motha fucka!
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#38  Edited By Zajtalan

so what man as long as you can game you're welcome here

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#39  Edited By BestUsernameEver
@JohnTheGamer said:
" Pics or I don't believe it; actually I'm just not going to believe it as anyone can google "midget" and get some pics. "

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#40  Edited By weltal

Dudes just playing at attention. The picture he posted in his other thread was from this article.  
 
Also- fuck you.
Link

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#41  Edited By 10MP

was just about to post that Weltal.
 
its on the first page of a google search for midget at a bar.

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#42  Edited By Lestater

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSTBCkarbYc    

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#43  Edited By Ineedaname

How old are you?
 
Just wondering if you're going to be vertically challenged forever!

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#44  Edited By DanielJW
@Weltal said:
" Dudes just playing at attention. The picture he posted in his other thread was from this article.  
 
Also- fuck you.
Link "
Exposed!
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#45  Edited By Yummylee
@Weltal said:
"Dudes just playing at attention. The picture he posted in his other thread was from this article.  
 
Also- fuck you.
Link "

lol, guy needs to be hung by his balls.
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#46  Edited By grilledcheez

Well I thought you were full of shit based on the first post...reading through the rest of the topic confirmed my assumption.  

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As a real midget, this offends me. How is it funny to pretend you are one of us? 
 
Asshole.

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#48  Edited By ac3x

Listen, stop being mean to the fucking midget. 
 
@the Midget:  In case you haven't realized, you've been blessed with a rare opportunity.  Have fun being in an NFL player's entourage, answering questions for Howard Stern, starring at Willow conventions, and being type cast in hardcore porn flicks.
 
Some people were just born lucky, I guess.

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#50  Edited By InfiniteGeass

Look at it this way if you fall you won't get as hurt as tall people.