" Listen, stop being mean to the fucking midget. @the Midget: In case you haven't realized, you've been blessed with a rare opportunity. Have fun being in an NFL player's entourage, answering questions for Howard Stern, starring at Willow conventions, and being type cast in hardcore porn flicks. Some people were just born lucky, I guess. "
Best comment of the bunch. Also this needs to end. Here's how:
3.7 feet? Who uses decimals to say their height? Seems a little unusual to me. Though, if you are that tall, well, don't let it get you down. Short people are the best ninjas.
@BestUsernameEver: I truly fell bad for you. Your height must really effect your self esteem. I lucked out because I'm 5'11" and have always felt fortunate for my height because I have friends that are self conscious because of there height and it really bothers them. Also if you want people to have some sympathy for you stop being so nasty to everyone.
maybe u should go see a doctor to see if it is true....
this reminds me of one time during high school. i had a short friend. the jackass movie had just came out and one part wee man kicks himself in the head. so we though it would be funny if he did it. his show ended up flying off his shoe and hitting the ceiling it was funny.
" You can borrow some change is your a little short ? "
Is you a little short? You're good in the Englishs. "
That's racist. "
How so?, He said is you a little short. "
He's obviously of Chanese decent. Pinpointing any english grammatical errors is blatantly bigoted. "
I think those who remain willfully ignorant are even more offensive than racists. Also, what county do Chanese people come from? "
Why would you call them that? People who hail from China are called Chinese, not Chanese. What, you think because his avatar contains Jackie Chan, that it's OK to make a quip about their link?
How could someone not know they're a midget? Did you grow up in some mystical land where everyone is your height. Plus is there some scientific measurements needed to be classified as a midget/dwarf? Are you sure you're not just really effin' sort?
Having never met a midget, I can only go by what google searches tell me, "Why do midgets laugh when they run" Has 1,630,000 searches. S'all i'm saying =P
Also.. "Why do Midgets have Night Vision" Has 1,150,000 searches... Do you have nightvision?!?! AWESOME.
" @BestUsernameEver: Do you laugh when you run?! Having never met a midget, I can only go by what google searches tell me, "Why do midgets laugh when they run" Has 1,630,000 searches. S'all i'm saying =P Also.. "Why do Midgets have Night Vision" Has 1,150,000 searches... Do you have nightvision?!?! AWESOME. "
Science really, the blood that would be wasted on his extremities is focused like a laser, to his brain and eyes.
" @BestUsernameEver: I truly fell bad for you. Your height must really effect your self esteem. I lucked out because I'm 5'11" and have always felt fortunate for my height because I have friends that are self conscious because of there height and it really bothers them. Also if you want people to have some sympathy for you stop being so nasty to everyone. "
Dude,I'm 5'11 too.But all my younger cousins are taller than me.So,5'11 is not lucky for me.
" @BestUsernameEver: I truly fell bad for you. Your height must really effect your self esteem. I lucked out because I'm 5'11" and have always felt fortunate for my height because I have friends that are self conscious because of there height and it really bothers them. Also if you want people to have some sympathy for you stop being so nasty to everyone. "
I feel bad for you for being so gullible.
Then again, sarcasm or not, I can't tell. It's the Internets.
Midgets have the same average penis size as full size humans - leading to the fact that a midget has the possibility to grow the longest human penis in the world. How sweet would it be to use your penis as a belt? Or better yet: a scarf. It's warm, and soft.. under the right circumstances... So I totally just got the mental image of said midget having an erection.
Did you grow up in the North Pole? I cant think of no other way a 3'7 nineteen year old could go through that much life and not realise they were a midget.
Locking this down. If you're unsure whether you can be classed as a midget or not then contact your local doctor and seek their advice and help on the matter. Asking on a video game forum on the internet isn't going to help you.
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