I went on a first date...

The girl sound like a total slut, which means you should stay away from her.

I find this unbelivably funny I'll think I might tell my girlfriend about this lol.

I'm going to assume a bunch but here what I think
I'm guessing this is your first girlfriend because if it wasn't you would know how to deal with a crazy
i'm also guessing you aren't exactly breathtaking either not many people are ie me
because this is your first date give her a second chance highschoolers are immature and fickle so theres a good chance that she was just nervous
while I'm probably not the best to ask about bangin becasuse I'm a freshman I do have cool collage friends who are getting some and they tell me its not really worth it unless you actully love her or she really hot no sense ruining your first time with a girl you don't like

ABOVE ALL GIVE IT TIME YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF CRAZIES IN YOUR FUTURE SO GET USED TO IT

" I find this unbelivably funny I'll think I might tell my girlfriend about this lol. I'm going to assume a bunch but here what I think I'm guessing this is your first girlfriend because if it wasn't you would know how to deal with a crazy i'm also guessing you aren't exactly breathtaking either not many people are ie mebecause this is your first date give her a second chance highschoolers are immature and fickle so theres a good chance that she was just nervouswhile I'm probably not the best to ask about bangin becasuse I'm a freshman I do have cool collage friends who are getting some and they tell me its not really worth it unless you actully love her or she really hot no sense ruining your first time with a girl you don't like ABOVE ALL GIVE IT TIME YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF CRAZIES IN YOUR FUTURE SO GET USED TO IT "

No I want him to listen to my cool college friends I'm the freshman with the steddy girlfriend

" HIt it then quit it, son.  That's the only advice I'll give you.  Learn to sweeten it up so you'll be beatin' it up. "

" get her drunk and knock it out and tell her "the money is on the dresser baby I am done wit' you" "

" My advice is to punch her in the face as hard as you can. "

You took her to dinner? Shouldn't she be in the kitchen cooking you food?

Seriously though man I'll give you the same advice my father gave me more than a decade ago when we were talking about my car being stuck in the snow.

First of all you need to put quite a bit of sand under there and then move forwards and backwards... forwards and backwards... forwards and backwards... slowly -  otherwise the entire area will get wet and you will just burn rubber.

im gonna tell u to take in all the advice about tapping that beezy and then dropping her like a stone


but also take in mind the crazy mental ass reaction from the mulltiple endings of the ecchi game SCHOOL DAYS

The way you described her suggests you do not like her that much and that means you two will not have a successful intimacy  .

 @Kombat said:

" @Wolverine: You said you've been her friend for a while now, and that she's been annoying her friends to the point of driving them away.  Is this normal, or is it something that's occurred only recently?  If it's begun happening recently, she's likely troubled by something.  She sounds emotionally unstable, something you can either run away from or help her through.  Regardless of whether or not you're interested in her in the romantic sense, she's your friend, and it's something you should at least try to do.Talk to her.  Get to know the girl behind what sounds like an impossibly pretentious facade. "

A lot of people think that, even if they don't admit it.

" @Nasar7 said:

" A lot of people think that, even if they don't admit it. "

I know but most people are some what open to other people thoughts and ideals. "

" @Nasar7 said:

" A lot of people think that, even if they don't admit it. "

I know but most people are some what open to other people thoughts and ideals. "

Hit it and forget it after HS. "

Dude, this story is like VERBATIM what I went through a few years back. Crazy girl, loses most of her friends, goes out with someone for a year and a while (doing nothing but making out with them), they break up. She goes for me.

I made out with her a few times, then realized she was doing the same with like 8 other guys and DROPPED THAT SHIT.

I'd say go for it, but make sure she doesn't have any other things going down.

" My advice is to punch her in the face as hard as you can. "

" @EvilTwin said:

" @Wolverine said:

" @Nasar7 said:

" A lot of people think that, even if they don't admit it. "

I know but most people are some what open to other people thoughts and ideals. "

Be nice if that were true wouldn't it? "

Okay but she confronts people very fast. For example, one of her best friends smokes weed and she didn't agree with that. What she did was she told her that she hope that the school drug tests her and that she gets in a lot of trouble because she feels it is morally wrong. She could have just kept that to her self. "

" HIt it then quit it, son.  That's the only advice I'll give you.  Learn to sweeten it up so you'll be beatin' it up. "

" @EvilTwin said:

" @Wolverine said:

" @EvilTwin said:

" @Wolverine said:

" @Nasar7 said:

" A lot of people think that, even if they don't admit it. "

I know but most people are some what open to other people thoughts and ideals. "

Be nice if that were true wouldn't it? "

Okay but she confronts people very fast. For example, one of her best friends smokes weed and she didn't agree with that. What she did was she told her that she hope that the school drug tests her and that she gets in a lot of trouble because she feels it is morally wrong. She could have just kept that to her self. "

Well, she seems like a very self-righteous person, or else she generally cares.  Is this a new development, or is her friends getting into drugs and alcohol the new development?  Either way it's really up to you to decide what to do.  Do you really care enough about her to figure the situation out and maybe help her, or is it just a high school kids growing apart thing? "

I can't help her. I've tried in the past and she just gets mad at me. "

It sounds like she most likely does not have an std. I would just fuck her. Just remember to put a condom on and pull out early...

" @Jesus said:

" It sounds like she most likely does not have an std. I would just fuck her. Just remember to put a condom on and pull out early... "

I find it really funny that Jesus is giving me this advice. "

Yo son mush it den flush it. Slip and SLide or run and hide, respect that shit!

" @jakob187 said:

"HIt it then quit it, son.  That's the only advice I'll give you.  Learn to sweeten it up so you'll be beatin' it up. "

New here....but I'd do that too.tap it...den untap it. "

"Yo son mush it den flush it. Slip and SLide or run and hide, respect that shit! "

"@Quality said:
What a great first post, giving false advice that is neither constructive nor comical."

"@Quality said:

" @jakob187 said:

"HIt it then quit it, son.  That's the only advice I'll give you.  Learn to sweeten it up so you'll be beatin' it up. "

New here....but I'd do that too.tap it...den untap it. "

Welcome, excellent first post. xD "

Kind of reminds me of how my ex-girlfriend acted around me 0.o.

1. Travel to Jiuzhaigou, China.
2. Befriend forest spirits.
3.

Ok, I think the thing to remember in a situation like this is don't be gay.  Youre not getting married and your in high school, so chill the fuck out and realize this is not the time to look for your soulmate.  If this chick is will to let you take pictures of her with her bathing suit on, then do it.  Man up.  Also, Yes she seems pretty desperate but think about it, you can help her out with her needs.  Yeah it sucks that she thinks so low of of drinking and smoking, but hey, your in high school, so no biggy, just yet.

" HIt it then quit it, son.  That's the only advice I'll give you.  Learn to sweeten it up so you'll be beatin' it up. "

"Because she is kind of narrow minded. She told me while we were at dinner that "she can't stand it when people think differently than her. That bothers people and it bothers me too. "