if someone gave you the keys to giantbomb offices

what would you do

Give them back to the staffers.  I don't know how to run a website.  :P

" @JJOR64: Exactaly, give it to one of the staff. I don't give a shit what's inside the offices. "

Write random weird stuff on their whiteboards/walls and hope it becomes the subject of a GB video.

Sit on the couch and play Persona 4.  I'd start a new game of course, don't want to mess with the ER.

Wirte on the whiteboard "MOAR PC CONTENT!" 
 
then give the keys back.

Hold them for ransom. Luchadeer's head in the tree by three o'clock or the keys go for a swim.

Just see what's going on with the crew, play some games, talk, then give back the keys and leave. 

Go to their office, ask for a job, and give them the keys back, regardless of the outcome. In that order.

Well, they've got an alarm, but let's just pretend that's not the case, eh?
 
I'd pour a can of fleas onto their couch, and take a whole heap of photos with Luchadeer up my bum. Oh, and I'd remember to lock the door behind me.

Wonder who gave them to me.

" Lol some of you have no imagination at all. "

Raid the fridge

I'd give the keys back and hopefully be allowed to write my signature on the wall.

Hide on top of the fridge wearing night vision goggles and pounce on whoever comes through the front door.

Set up some cams all around and leave. Get my own personal Truman Show with the Giant Bomb crew.

Vandalize luchadeer.

I would give back the keys and they would be so grateful that Jeff would give me a massage and they would make a page for me on Giantbomb.

Randomly organize stuff, take some pictures and then leave a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies, that I smuggled in, on a desk with a small note and the keys tied to the note.

I would give the keys back, dude. I don't want to block the guys from making the site!! Nonetheless, I could get a tour of the office (again, mwahaha) and a possible photo op with them. That is all I would want and I would wish them luck with the site. Maybe tell them, "Every time you use that key, remember who gave it back to you!!" in a dramatic, Clint Eastwood type voice before riding into the sunset. Maybe that would make an impression.

" hmmm I think I'd post a news story stating that giantbomb.com was out of money and needed donations to keep the site up and running.  I'd have it linked to my paypal account of course, than perhaps a cruise to Europe i've always wondered what greece was like. "

" @RHCPfan24: Again? I hope you're kidding. That isn't fair. :( "

" @SpikeSpiegel said:

" @RHCPfan24: Again? I hope you're kidding. That isn't fair. :( "

Oh, hoho, I am not. I saw them this summer and met Dave, G-Man and a bunch of the staff there. My profile pic can attest to it. It was a sweet moment. "

I would find their refrigerator and still all their energy drinks.

" @RHCPfan24 said:

" @SpikeSpiegel said:

" @RHCPfan24: Again? I hope you're kidding. That isn't fair. :( "

Oh, hoho, I am not. I saw them this summer and met Dave, G-Man and a bunch of the staff there. My profile pic can attest to it. It was a sweet moment. "

They need to have a GiantBomb party when I am in the financial situation to travel cross country for fun. :p "

Steal their food, give the key back.

Go make a hot dog in the hot dog toaster, then drink rum, untill I pass out on the couch while playing Crash Time.

" Set up some cams all around and leave. Get my own personal Truman Show with the Giant Bomb crew. "