If you were stranded somewhere which of the following would you wish for?

Why would you not pick Zoey? What better way to spend your last days alive then with her?

easy a defiblirator so i can set off the timed kicks and wake up from the horrible dream. 
no but on a serious note a jetpack for the fun of flying around

This is a strange poll.

Jetpack if it was able to get me to being not-stranded.

Jetpacks so I can get off this stranded place.

These are some stupid choices. 
 
A jetpack sounds like a good choice, but we don't know how far away I am from civilization. We'd be in deeper shit if we were to run out of fuel in the middle of the ocean.

Jetpack would be silly if it were the kind found in stuff like the Rocketeer. It'd just burn your ass off. Literally.

Jetpack if you can leave with it.

What? Well, I'd like to get out of there, so I'd take the Jetpack...

Why is boobs not an answer?

It would depend of the place, but Zoey would be a strong possibility. 

Jetpack if it could get me out of there
If not, Zoey

" Why is boobs not an answer? "

" Why is boobs not an answer? "

Unicorn! Unicorn!  Unicorn! 

jet pack, so i can fly away. if for some reason it was to long then i would fly around the island finding things.

I wish for nothing and just live there. However, that jet pack sounds nice.

Would much rather have me a tasty burger than a potentially lethal flight device that may not even have fuel or a women who would most likely have no interest in me at all and serve as little more than an annoyance and hindrance to my survival chances.

" Jetpack if it could get me out of there If not, Zoey "

I picked zoey because she's so fuckin' hawt. 

Zoey is the obvious choice, mostly due to her hunting skills and ability to find pills

I can use the jetpack to fly to Zoey. It's a win-win situation.

Skip all those things I want this.
 
Vida Guerrera yeah buddy.
 

Definitely a jet pack. If it was too far to get un-stranded with it then I would just fly directly up till the fuel ran out; going out with a bit of style.

" Wow, Zoey's winning? Really? Geez, you guys'll pick anything even remotely female, pixelated or not. "

Oh man... a bunch of sexed up video game enthusiasts trapped with an attractive video game lady.  It's not going to be pretty. :( 
 
Seriously, man. Weird choices. Is there any context to being stranded? I'd need more info before making a choice. 

I would go with the Jet pack and try to use it to find civilization.

Either the jetpack or zoey, I went for Zoey because a jetpack runs out of fuel and could fuck you over and turn into a dinosaur.

" Wow, Zoey's winning? Really? Geez, you guys'll pick anything even remotely female, pixelated or not. "

I don't why referring to Left 4 Dead as 'Left For Dead' is pissing me off so much, but it is.

I'm horrible at being able to survive on my own. 
 
At least with the jet pack, i can fly up into the skies and punch the heavens with my fist. After that, fuck living. I will have put a hole in the sky.

" Jetpacks so I can get off this stranded place. "

How difficult is it to pilot a jetpack? I wouldn't think the average pack has the fuel to get your to a safe place. With a decent amount of water, there's no reason an average person couldn't travel 20-30 miles a day on foot. Might as well bring Zoey for company.

worst poll ever. Glad to see no retard picked Family Guy yet. That shit show needs to get stranded on an island.

A Jetpack is the logical answer. Also: MUTHA FUCKIN JETPACKS DAWG!

Do we actually get one of these things, or do we just wish for them and hope they'll magically materialise? If that's the case, then nothing.

A lot of lads have answered to this topic and they're all perverts

Coach from Left 4 Dead 2.

Zoey, you could always just eat her when you run out of food.
 
Im sure thats exactly why everyone voted for her, right? Right????

" Why would you not pick Zoey? What better way to spend your last days alive then with her? "

I picked the jet pack on the off chance that I could somehow become not stranded.  However, I'm assuming the option for Zoey consideres her to be real, not some weird representation of a pixelated character.  I suppose I could choose that second.

The G unit.

Zoey is a tempting choice, but I would almost definitely get friend zoned. I guess there is always rape. 
 
I'd prolly take a solar powered ipod.  
 
desert islands => desert => lots of sun => solar power => batteries for life