If You Were to Explode into 1000 pieces...

What organ/body part of yours would to want to land on your ex, steve jobs, dev of rouge warrior, etc. and why?

what is this I dont even...

Say what now?

What

I find myself very confused.

Assuming my hand was somewhat intact, i would have my hand while flipping the bird smack Steve Jobs right in the face as a final fuck you to apple.
Edit: clarify your post op.

i'd want my eye to fall on steve jobs 
 
like, then it would be the iEye? 
get it. iEye? 
 
...never mind.

I would like to explode into donuts, krispy kreme donuts.  On myself.

I want my brain to land on this thread so I can understand it better . . . . .

I want every piece of my body inside Jessica Alba.

LOCK IT MAKE IT SO!

What? So confusing...Who is this Steve you speak of now?
 
And my penis would land on my ex's face? What?!  And lastly...
 
WHAT THA FUCK IS A DEV OF ROUGE WARRIOR!?

My penis would flamp my ex at 740km/h

i would want any body part to hit anyone around. it would be cool for that to happen.

WTF is going on with the threads on GB lately?

The answer to all of those is penis.

I want my curled up fist to repeatedly fall on Steve Jobs face. 
 
If I were on fire I would like my hand to also set fire to his stupid turtlenecks.

I would like my ass to land on all my teachers in school, shit on their heads, and then explode in STEVE JOBS bed.

My eyeball...I guess that would be pretty weird for them?  : /

I want the back of my hand to hit you across the face at 700mp/h for making this dumb thread.

 
What?I dont get it.