Let's say that 2012 is real

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#1  Edited By tobygw

 So let's say for a second hypothetically that the world is ending on December 21st 2012 at exactly midnight. (Don't worry about timezones and stuff since it's hypothetical) Your in your house alone. Everyone you know and love has somehow escaped into outer space without you so you are 100% alone. It's 2 hours until midnight, and you magically have every single game and console that has ever come out to this day in your room. You get to pick one to play for the next two hours. What will it be?  
 
Edit: YOU MUST PLAY A GAME. Even if that isn't what you would do in this situation.

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#2  Edited By tsolless

Drive over to the LC and get alcohol poisoning. Watch the world burn.
 
Not a chance that I would play video games.

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That's not what I would do when the world was about to end.

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#4  Edited By HandsomeDead

Rape everyone in sight.

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#5  Edited By Video_Game_King

That situation happens to me all the time, only by my choice and it's more than two hours. I have destroyed your hypothetical.

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#6  Edited By SethPhotopoulos
@HandsomeDead said:
" Rape everyone in sight. "
So Sonic
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#7  Edited By BraveToaster

I don't think I'd be worried about playing video games.

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#8  Edited By zombie2011
@tobygw: You must not read the news, a week ago they realized they read the Myan calendar wrong. 2012 isn't when the world ends according to anyone/
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#9  Edited By Jadeskye

reinstall warcraft. the chat as the world ends would no doubt be hillarious.

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#10  Edited By McGhee

Wow, such a long list of hypotheticals. Can we pick a superpower too? Just one, mind you. One superpower.
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#11  Edited By tobygw
@zombie2011: Actually I did read that. You mustn't of read the hypothetical part.
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#12  Edited By grilledcheez

Sexy beach 3

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#13  Edited By BeachThunder
@SethPhotopoulos said:
" @HandsomeDead said:
" Rape everyone in sight. "
So Sonic "
I think he means Rapelay :o
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#14  Edited By tsolless
@zombie2011 said:
" @tobygw: You must not read the news, a week ago they realized they read the Myan calendar wrong. 2012 isn't when the world ends according to anyone/ "
You must not read scientific articles since the Mayans never predicted the end of the world anyway. It's just the long count calender which lasts some few thousand odd years. 
 
It's as if people in the future saw our calenders and thought we were predicting the end of the world every January 1st.
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#15  Edited By Levio

Obviously I would play Quest 64 and try to beat the record holding 2-hour speed run.

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#16  Edited By ch13696

I would play a japanese porno game and jerk off really crazy to it.

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#17  Edited By tobygw
@zombie2011: Also that article you were talking about just said that the calendar conversion may be off, not that it 100% is.
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#18  Edited By ArchScabby

It is real.  In fact it will be hear in a little over a year.  What, you think it's gonna go 2011, 2013?  Well that just doesn't make sense my friend.

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#19  Edited By Faint

id probably bust out the alcohol and sit back for a marathon session of ffx.

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#21  Edited By Levio

Honestly, people only take this seriously since the number 2012 is pretty cool.  If it had been 2014?  People would be like wtf go away.
 
I'm rooting for 2023.  That is one awesome number.

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#22  Edited By DrPockets000

I would play E.T. on the Atari 2600. 

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#23  Edited By Scooper

I'd be pretty happy because my Birthday's on the 22nd so it's one hell of a celebration. I dunno what I'd play. I'm not gunna play a fucking game. Come on now.

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I would probably play a favorite from my childhood. Super Mario Bros. 2, Link's Awakening, Donkey Kong Country 2, something like that. 
 
That's assuming that I have to play a video game. If I didn't, I would probably drive into town and get on top of the tallest building I can find so I can get a good view of the end. Aw, fuck it. I would probably take my 3DS with me and play Link's Awakening while I waited. 

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#25  Edited By themangalist

Spendin' my life's last moment with chie as we s. rank 10 and kick monsters...
 
sighhhhh.

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#26  Edited By trophyhunter

whatever one is out at that time. 
like dragon age 3 or mass effect 4

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#27  Edited By zombie2011
@tsolless said:
" @zombie2011 said:
" @tobygw: You must not read the news, a week ago they realized they read the Myan calendar wrong. 2012 isn't when the world ends according to anyone/ "
You must not read scientific articles since the Mayans never predicted the end of the world anyway. It's just the long count calender which lasts some few thousand odd years.   It's as if people in the future saw our calenders and thought we were predicting the end of the world every January 1st. "
I never said the Mayans predicted the world is gonna end. 
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#28  Edited By Ryax
@HandsomeDead said:
" Rape everyone in sight. "
sounds like you need a partner in crime
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#29  Edited By iam3green

i would say some NES game that i use to play. ninja turtles, super mario brothers, contra.

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@HandsomeDead said:
" Rape everyone in sight. "
What happens if you run into a mirror o.0
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#33  Edited By TheHT
@Resident4t said:
" @HandsomeDead said:
" Rape everyone in sight. "
What happens if you run into a mirror o.0 "
He'll rape the mirror, obviously.
 
I dunno, maybe just floating around in The Polynomial to some mellow music.
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#34  Edited By Romination

Super Mario Bros. 
For me it was my first game, as it was for probably a lot of people, and as I sit there, playing through its levels, everything would come flooding back to me. My youth, through my later years, teenage years, first few years as an adult, and always there was this game in some form or another for me, with its simple yet addictive gameplay pulling me in, making me forget any problems, and just being damn fun. As the world comes crashing to an end around me, I'd go out clutching the NES, tears in my eyes, the first and last game I ever played still flickering across the screen. 
 
 
alternately, Doom seems appropriate.

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#35  Edited By majnuker
@Romination: The top of your response...dear god...i'm in tears! That's so beautiful!
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#36  Edited By oatz
@Ryax said:
" @HandsomeDead said:
" @Ryax said:
" @HandsomeDead said:
" Rape everyone in sight. "
sounds like you need a partner in crime "
We could form a rape gang. 
      "
this idea is golden. now we need a gang name. "
That is creepy, disgusting and honestly disappoints me in the Giant Bomb community. 
 
 
 
Still, we need a gang name.
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#37  Edited By AnotherDuder

1.Turn on CoD 4
2.Go on online
3.Realise there is nobody playing
4.??????
5.Profit

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#38  Edited By apoptosis61

charlies angels :P

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#39  Edited By JoeyRavn
Night Trap. How to better end you life (and the world) than watching Dana Plato in FMV? 
 
I mean, that way you'd actually beg for the end of the world.
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#40  Edited By AhmadMetallic
@HandsomeDead said:
" Rape everyone in sight. "
yeah since ive never had sex i think i might grab some hot chick and fuck her 
but its morally wrong, and i wouldnt do it even if the world is about to end.. i guess i'd try to find a hot chick who's WILLING to fuck, since we're about to die 
 
 
But to answer the dude's question, i dont really have an answer. i dont crave any video games, i need a few big titles to buy for my PS3 but i dont really crave any games the way i craved GTA IV when i was waiting for the PC version 
thats kinda sad really. i havent felt that craving and hyped for quite a while..
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#41  Edited By ShockD
@DrPockets000 said:
" I would play E.T. on the Atari 2600.  "
We have a winner right here!
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#43  Edited By Colin

 I'd probably play Sub-Terrania but I would most likely end up just listening to the music.

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#44  Edited By Azteck
@tsolless said:
" @zombie2011 said:
" @tobygw: You must not read the news, a week ago they realized they read the Myan calendar wrong. 2012 isn't when the world ends according to anyone/ "
You must not read scientific articles since the Mayans never predicted the end of the world anyway. It's just the long count calender which lasts some few thousand odd years.   It's as if people in the future saw our calenders and thought we were predicting the end of the world every January 1st. "
Hahaha.
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#45  Edited By Raymayne

I think 2012 is probably just as real as 2011 and 2010...

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#46  Edited By KinkyWizard

I have this dilema each month when paycheck arives, bills are payed and I stop by at game store. it hurts. last time it was sc2. so I would say sc2.
next month? ac:b

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#47  Edited By Fajita_Jim
@SethPhotopoulos said:
" @HandsomeDead said:
" Rape everyone in sight. "
So Sonic "
I think he means Rapelay.
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#49  Edited By TheJohn

Knowing myself I'd probably sleep through my alarm and miss the whole kaboom.
 
Also, rape jokes? Not really funny.