Looking for a Job? Try Rhode Island!!!

The Foxy Lady strip club in Providence is having a job fair!!!

We all know you want to go work there.

My application is already submitted for manager.  = D

I would laugh so hard if a lot of people showed up to this job fair like they do for ever job fair. I bet not to many people so up though. Lets be reasonable, strippers are looked down a lot by our society.

Too bad I don't live anywhere near Rhode Island, guess I'm boned.

"Too bad I don't live anywhere near Rhode Island, guess I'm boned."

hahaha they need to hire some perverted men, and whores.  this makes me lawl

I wonder if they could use a 44 year old gamer... I can dance. How about a Full Monty Show? My local area just had a 13% unemployment rate last month.

"I wonder if they could use a 44 year old gamer... I can dance. How about a Full Monty Show? My local area just had a 13% unemployment rate last month."

"Wolverine said:

"Lets be reasonable, strippers are looked down a lot by our society."

...which is kinda shitty, because I know at least 8 strippers that are excellent people, great parents, good grades with good majors in college...and yet they are looked down upon because they get naked.  So stupid."

"Claude said:

"I wonder if they could use a 44 year old gamer... I can dance. How about a Full Monty Show? My local area just had a 13% unemployment rate last month."

youre 44 hahahahahahahhahahahah god damn, youre an old bastard."

I AM getting sick of working in the pizza biz...

"TooWalrus said:

"I AM getting sick of working in the pizza biz..."

Sexy Walrus dances are FTW!!!"

I can be a boob inspector... ya know, make sure none of the girls has breast cancer... part of the full body physical that i give for health insurance reasons...

I could happily fill 2 or 3 positions, but 8 hours a day is pretty rough.

On the topic of strippers, I just took a moment to think of that old stereotype of young women stripping to get through college. I just sat and thought about it, and...
 
- I know three women that were strippers ages 18-21
- Of those three, one actually went on to graduate from college. Her degree was in music, or something like that. She now works for UPS or Fedex (I forget which)
- One now works as management at a "gentlemen's club" which is basically where they do lap dances and prostitution on the side
- The third disappeared from all public record last I heard. Drugs had something to do with it.

This thread is like over a year old, bros.  That place should be rockin' some bitches by now.

I'll forward this thread to Vin Diesel.

Personally I'm boycotting Rhode Island. Any state or country that uses the word "Island" in its name and ISN'T an island, does not deserve my money.

" I would laugh so hard if a lot of people showed up to this job fair like they do for ever job fair. I bet not to many people so up though. Lets be reasonable, strippers are looked down a lot by our society. "

" @HS21: You are trying to be the next Biff aren't you? "

I've been to a jobs fair in a nightclub. Places like that are the perfect place to have them, because they're reasonably big, aren't being used during the day and are cheap to hire. Although a Strip Club does seem a somewhat controversial place to hold that type of thing.