Male birth control?

Scientists say they've finally created the "male pill"—and it sounds pretty easy to swallow. Developed by researchers in Israel, the oral pill works by removing a crucial protein in sperm, effectively deactivating it before it reaches the womb. It's proven to be 100% effective—at least on mice. And that's not the only impressive upside. The pill only has to be taken once every three months, and reportedly has no impact on male sex drive or other side effects. Human trials begin next year; the pill could be available in three years.   

Side effects may include: Stroke, Liver Failure, Erectile Dysfunction, Nausea, Heart Failure, and Instant Zombification

Sounds like an Impotency pill. No thanks.

Hmm, interesting. But the lack of knowledge of possible long-term side-effects is concerning, to say the least.

" Hmm, interesting. But the lack of knowledge of possible long-term side-effects is concerning, to say the least. "

" @Axxol: And Increased Vampire Attacks. "

" Sounds like an Impotency pill. No thanks. "

" @Bones8677 said:

" Sounds like an Impotency pill. No thanks. "

This comment has a lot of common sense riding behind it. "

There is already male birth control.
 
It's called pullin' it out.

I'd rather not take any chances with fucking up my fertility. I'll continue to make the girls take the pills thanks.
 
/asshole.

" @zonerover said:

" @Bones8677 said:

" Sounds like an Impotency pill. No thanks. "

This comment has a lot of common sense riding behind it. "

It does? Man, maybe I should post while being sleep deprived more often. ^_^ "

Fuck that. I'm sticking with my pull 'n pray method.

" so i did a little research...and there is this radical new thing all the kids are talking about...i believe its a condom, but i'd have to double check the spelling "

Lol they developed it in Israel? Israelis LOVE making babies, so im surprised.

" Uh, condoms? "

" so i did a little research...and there is this radical new thing all the kids are talking about...i believe its a condom, but i'd have to double check the spelling "

" so i did a little research...and there is this radical new thing all the kids are talking about...i believe its a condom, but i'd have to double check the spelling "

" There is already male birth control.  It's called pullin' it out. "

" Uh, condoms? "

" @CitizenKane said:

" There is already male birth control.  It's called pullin' it out. "

You do know that that is one of the most unreliable contraceptive measures, right? "

" @CitizenKane said:

" There is already male birth control.  It's called pullin' it out. "

You do know that that is one of the most unreliable contraceptive measures, right? "

" @Tally_Pants said:

" so i did a little research...and there is this radical new thing all the kids are talking about...i believe its a condom, but i'd have to double check the spelling "

Con-dom? Is that a technical term? What sorcery is that? "

This thread is hilarious t me. 
 
 
Hehehe, I think my maturity is showing by hard I'm laughing by looking at these responses...

" @RVonE said:

" @CitizenKane said:

" There is already male birth control.  It's called pullin' it out. "

You do know that that is one of the most unreliable contraceptive measures, right? "

It was just a joke. I always double bag it. "

" @RVonE said:

" @CitizenKane said:

" There is already male birth control.  It's called pullin' it out. "

You do know that that is one of the most unreliable contraceptive measures, right? "

It was just a joke. I always double bag it. "

I was talking about birth control with a friend of mine, the other night, actually. She was talking about how much she hates having her period, but doesn't want to risk infertility by using the different medications currently on the market. That's why I try to stay away from most meds, in general.
 
 Like when I was a teen, they wanted to put me on Accutane, for my skin. Now I can't watch ten minutes of TV without seeing a lawyer's ad asking "Have you or a loved one developed ulcerative colitis through the use of Accutane? We can help YOU!" I've had a friend for seven years now who had colitis. You know how they treated it? Rerouted his digestive system through a hole in his side. So yeah, no experimental medication for me. =P

" @RVonE said:

" @CitizenKane said:

" There is already male birth control.  It's called pullin' it out. "

You do know that that is one of the most unreliable contraceptive measures, right? "

It was just a joke. I always double bag it. "

" @CitizenKane said:

" @RVonE said:

" @CitizenKane said:

" There is already male birth control.  It's called pullin' it out. "

You do know that that is one of the most unreliable contraceptive measures, right? "

It was just a joke. I always double bag it. "

What? really?  I can't really.. huh? So... Two? For some reason you just blew my mind. "

I can't make babies so im all good to go in any situation!!  Disease can be a problem I guess though!!

Will it also make me bigger and increase stamina?

" Will it also make me bigger and increase stamina? "

" There is already male birth control.  It's called pullin' it out. "

" I can't make babies so im all good to go in any situation!!  Disease can be a problem I guess though!! "

 @KevinTheDeviant: Dude, yeah. Freaking creepy era we're in, imo. 
 
@zonerover:  Even that may be aggressive.  What about long term affects on the children of men who used? Poison the well, poison the offspring?
 
Did you know that the rate of people unable to have children is on the rise, and is somewhere over 50% (iirc)? 
 
Personally I blame birth control pills/meds for most of it and would not trust any of it.  Most pills/drugs out there have not even been around long enough to determine long term side effects (like causing sterility, etc).  Of course, that can be said for most things we consume these days... including Mountain Dew, heh. 
 
Still, all that makes me extremely nervous about "modern medicine" and "scientific breakthroughs"; throughout history it hasn't taken long for science and medicine of an era to be completely obsolete and even be considered idiocy.  What will people think 100 years from now?  Probably that we ruined man kind with our self-anhiliating pills! :(

My lady and I are happy with the "pill and pull".

Abstinence. No side effects at all.

Talking about male birth control on a video game forum. Funniest thread ever, I salute you. 

Mix with Viagra for hilarious effect.

" There is already male birth control.  It's called pullin' it out. "

there is such a thing as temporary male contraception that is perfectly safe. we saw this video in human sexuality class where these crazy dudes basically soaked their privates in warm water once a day for a month or so. their sperm count went to zero. after stopping this practice, their sperm count returned to normal. sperm can only survive at a temperature cooler than the body, hence the scrotum hanging away from the body. If they were exposed to a higher temperature, sperm survival and  production go down. If you don't want to deal with something so awkward, I'd say go with condoms and have the girl take pills.

I just want to know about the timing on this thing. Do I take it right before I decide to glue her insides shut, or is it a few days before? TELL ME, HORNY MICE!!!

the oral vasectomy ask your doctor today 

Is it really a good idea to talk about Birth Control on a video game site.
 
What sounds wrong about it?