I got this thing for a dollar mainly because I had no idea what it is, any help would be appreciated.
Ok WTF is this thing I bought?
It holds the invisible spirit of The Damned. Or at least it did until you released it. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!?
@Illuminosopher:
No, it got out. The Damned is quick, and will seize any opportunity given to it. YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!
@Andorski: Yeah it does kind of look like that it also kinda looks like those traps you put under water for minnows and crayfish.
@ImmortalSaiyan: That was kind of one of my first thoughts like maybe it was for transporting birds to a vet or something.
That, old bean, is a cylindrical cage the likes of which are sought after by millions and millions of cylindrical cage collectors. By buying this piece, you have opened the floodgates, and will live out the rest of your days harassed by frenzied cylindrical cage fans.
Either that or it's a sex thing.
@Illuminosopher:
But the date was wrong. The true horror is that we shall not know when The Damned is complete again until he is upon us all.
Key features of thing:
1. Two tabs welded in middle of each half
2. Two square bits welded in corners of one half
3. Metal parts with holes on top and bottom of each half - possibly for connecting with metal rod? Not for rotation since both holes are not centred
4. No doors on side of thing which means this was probably used for storage - not catching animals
Where did you but this thing? Any notable landmarks around?
In all seriousness it might be some kind of fry cage or perhaps used for catching small fish, though I am not sure if it is the right type of metal for that. It definitely is not a roll cage for lotto drawings because it has no spot for the handle, not to mention the lack of an opening to insert tickets and such.
it's an incorrectly built penis cage. They forgot to cut the whole in the middle. Those paddle things are for punshing your weiner for being bad.
@believer258 said:
It's either the ghastliest handbag ever or a crazy S&M thing.
I like your use of ghastliest there.
@Andorski said:
Looks like part of a raffle cage.
LOL! That would be pretty sad if it was a raffle cage. It looks so creepy in the OPs room with the low light, and wood panel walls. Like if he panned the camera just a bit, im pretty sure there would be a naked gimp chained to the wall in a leather mask with ball gag.
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