I just fooled this tosser into thinking I was a girl (17) on my PS3. About a day or two later he totally believed I was a girl. So then he starts telling me "wat imma gonian do 2 u" and I tell him I have a mic, bla bla bla. I play a few creepy soundboards on him, laugh tell him I'm a dude, and that he's a idiot. I have some Lulz, he throws a fit like"suck d*ck mate iight srceam at me pus*y ill f*ck your $hit up shoot u in the f*ckin face wit ma 9mm pistol" (LOL) anyways, he sent me a nude picture of a model and said "tis is wat u dont get you fu*kin homo" (Awesome.) So, I could report him or just leave it at that. What should I do?
So just good fun or EPIC LULZ!!!!111oneoneone!!!.....?
Okay! Advice!
HAHAH! He called you gay after he tried to pick up a girl over ps home? haha hes the one not getting any ass.
I also used a British accent while telling him that I'm a guy. How much more epic can you get than that?
" @Commando said:Yeah, he was banned, so I think it's ok to discuss this.Pretending to be a girl on the internet is why ItalyCanadian9 got so much crap back in the early days of GiantBomb. It's just something you don't do.Wait, is THAT what that annoying POS's problem was? Ugh. "
" IT was the headache inducing blend of wrist cutting and straight edged christian naivety that rankled me so much. Guess it was a gag. Now I feel stupid.But not as stupid as the OP or his mark. "Oh yeah, he had duplicate accounts. That's why he was banned. Link
Can you blame the guy for falling for it? That post was so fucking hot. You have a wicked hot internet voice.
You should have continued your ruse and messaged him back with dirty messages. Then invite him over to your house. Have him spend money on the trip over, condoms, anal plugs and ask him to reserve a very expensive restaurant. When he arrives, dress up as a woman and tuck it in. When he begins to undress you, let it loose and scream "IT'S A TRAP LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!" Then call the cops and tell him he tried to molest you.
If you're gonna pretend to be a girl, you better be prepared to go all out...
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