The Eternal Question, Bacon: Crispy or Soft?

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FRIED.

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This is not a question. Crispy as hell.

" Soft bacon? You might as well be chowing down on flaccid penis."

Crispy I guess, but honestly bacon isn't even that good. I'm not sure why people want it on everything.

" @Toxin066 said:

" Soft bacon? You might as well be chowing down on flaccid penis."

Truth. "

Soft bacon = terrorism.

Soft. I like the juice from the bacon. Crispy there is no juice and a weird sound in your mouth.

I don't think a question with an obvious answer can be eternal.

I like both. Any bacon would do.

Crispy, but not burnt. 

Neither. I like it in the middle. I am also really crazy anal when I make bacon. Its like rocket science for me. 

Crispy or nothing. If it don't crunch, I am not eating it.