Man, I leave for one day that this thing blew up into EPIC THREAD!!!
Either way, to hate on some choices and point out some good ones:
Harrison Ford - I love a lot of his movies, but he's not necessarily THAT great
Kevin Spacey - dug him in American Beauty and L.A. Confidential, but that's because I think he plays a smart-ass really well...other than that, pretty much worthless (and yes, that includes Seven)
Sam Jackson - not a great actor...just damn good at playing the same one over and over again...like AC/DC said, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it!"
Gary Oldman - fucking genius...shame he was in a shitter like Fifth Element though
Edward Norton - eh...
Kathy Bates - one trick pony
John Cleese - one of the great comedic actors of our time...and so are the rest of the Python guys...DERP....
Anthony Hopkins - oh fucking please, seriously? one trick pony, man...Hannibal is his meat and potatoes...anyone remember Fracture or The Human Stain or Bram Stoker's Dracula?!?!?! HORRIBLE!!!
Pulp Fiction - shit movie by a shit director that got a career back for a shit actor (Travolta)...and liking this movie or any Tarantino flick means you are just naive...go watch Corbucci, Leone, Kurosawa, Chiba, or any of the other stuff he blatantly ripped off and turned into shit
Will Smith - has SOME acting chops...but doesn't flex them nearly as much...and without a script in front of him, he just can't make anything funny enough
Jack Nicholson - ONE OF THE WORST ACTORS EVER!!! Besides Cuckoo's Nest and The Departed (which would've been WAY better with Peter O'Toole or Paul Newman in the role), he absolutely rapes any film he shows up in. He completely destroyed the character of Jack in The Shining (but Kubrick also did that), and on top of that, look at this list of movies he has made: The Bucket List, Anger Management, Something's Gotta Give, As Good As It Gets...ugh, I have to stop writing in fear that my fingers are going to grow mouths and barf on the keyboard. FUCK JACK NICHOLSON!...and if you dare disgrace the name of Peter Fonda by mentioning Jack's role in Easy Rider, so help me God...
Maggie Gyllenhaal - I'd do her
Mark Wahlberg - when the dood is given a good role, he makes it shine...and when he's given a bad role, he's usually the best part of those movies. He's got a really good selection of movies...seriously good actor indeed.
Zac Efron - I ain't passing any judgment on this kid yet. People passed judgment on Leo very soon as being nothing more than a teen heartthrob, and he has more than proved himself. Just watch something like Catch Me If You Can and you'll understand what I mean. As far as Efron goes, though...the dood may have only done High School Musical and Hairspray so far...but IMO, he was the best part of Hairspray. I'll give him another five years to break this teenie-bopper mold and we'll see.
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