What has a Cartoon taught you in your life?

Cartoons have taught me that physics will use every opportunity to screw you over. Cliffs falling opposite how you expect, gravity not existing unless you look at it, tension only working when you're in its way, you are never safe.

ExoSquad taught me that it's life itself that matters, not how it ends. Each moment is a precious gift, if only we have the courage to accept it. That is where our duty lies, not in taking life, but in living it.

I miss the animaniacs :(

Doug taught me about life.

The Venture Bros. taught me that Super Science isn't as glamorous as it's portrayed to the general public.
 
And having a Super Villain(s) is really fucking annoying.

Toonami's promos taught me more than the actual shows. Well, except Tenchi Muyo.  
 
Love Stinks.

Leonardo leads; Donatello does machines.

" Cartoons have taught me that physics will use every opportunity to screw you over. Cliffs falling opposite how you expect, gravity not existing unless you look at it, tension only working when you're in its way, you are never safe. "

jimmy neutron taught me SCIENCE.

Johnny Bravo taught me how to be a player.  

Cartoons, Tv, and movies have taught me more than schooling has.

Pinky and the Brain has taught me invaluable lessons that would prove effective later in life

Rupert taught me never to fool around with time. 
 

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Cross-dressing is okay! 

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cartoons have taught me about life.

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THAT PRESIDENTS SONG!!!! oh man... too many memories. Animaniacs = pure bliss

Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts, as money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Well, there was The Adventures of Letterman which taught me to spell, the psychedelic pinball machine with taught me to count (to 12) and all the Schoolhouse Rock 'toons which taught me about grammar, mathematics and history.  They didn't have messages at the end of TV cartoons when I was growing up, but they did have them in between Saturday moring shows.  In addition to Schoolhouse Rock there was Yuck Mouth and Hanker for a Huck o' Cheese PSAs.   There were several "TIme for Timer" ones actually.  
 

" Don't trust ACME products.     "

Taught me that it is okay to wear the same clothes everyday

You get anally raped in prison.

The examples in this OP are perfect.

looney tunes' bugs bunny taught me that i should have made a left at albuquerque.

Wash behind your ears.

Never, EVER, let a woodpecker cut your hair. Especially  while singing "
Largo al factotum" from  The Barber of Seville. He might just cut off your head.
 

bugs taught me to use my head in a jam 

It's okay to have fun in life. Seriously.

I don't think he mentioned San Marino the nations of the world. It's the worlds oldest republic.

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Dragon Ball Z taught me that I cannot fly or have super sayan powers.