What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

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#1  Edited By Kazzurak

Personally i have to go with a really old movie called Dark Star, i guess it's supossed to be serious? but how bad the movie is makes you laugh, also it makes no sense, if you hate your life watch it, here's a trailer for it:

(Watching it is your on reponsibility)

  
  So what is the worst movie you guys have ever seen?
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#2  Edited By tachyon

Mine would be Battlefield Earth with John Travolta.
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high tension

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Oooh man, Surf School, duder! Ranked #52 on the Bottom 100 on IMDB! Represent.
Harlan Williams was asked why he didn't list [Surf School] in his film credits. His response, "You actually saw that piece of shit?"
Kickin' theme tune though. ♫ Surf school, surf school ♪
The best part is they made they same movie again! Fortunately I have not seen that one. 
But check out that terribly photoshopped poster! Absolutely magical.
Also, I should probably abhorr Transformers 2 and everything it represents, but I'm just sort of indifferent to that movie. Better than Surf School!
Put that on the box.

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#6  Edited By EVO

The original Last House on the Left.

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#7  Edited By fox01313
@Kazzurak:
 Dark Star I can at least find entertainingly bad like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes or the bulk of films from Troma Studios.

I have seen some black holes of entertainment, where there wasn't anything entertaining or other enjoyable emotions, like Skyline, I Married a Vampire, Showgirls, Final Stab, Battlefield Earth. Probably a few I'm willingly forgetting for being so bad that nobody should watch them.
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  The Room .....

 
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#9  Edited By Jay444111

I know which is actually the worst movie ever made. Here it is, the death of cinima. (yep, that bad.)


  
  
It is so nightmarishly bad that I could actually grab a piece of paper, puke on it, and it would still be better than this for the fact that puking on just a piece of paper accurately takes some skill. (sick skill... no pun intended.) Everything horrible you can think of a movie is within this one, but 10 times more cheesier and moronic than humanly thought possible. If aliens ever find our planet a total wasteland and saw that this movie was the only surviving culture of our planet, they would thank God for getting rid of us so they wouldn't have been subjected to this awful quality of movies.
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#10  Edited By TorMasturba

I'm sorry that I can't remember the name of the movie but it's based in New Zealand and it involves some guys, all in their late forties, who go fishing in an outback countryside type area for old times sake, and whilst out there they discover a dead body floating in a river.

 

On the way back home they're all fretting about what to do so they idiotically decide to just not to tell anybody, not a soul, the rest of the movie involves the group of guys being shunned and accused of the murder, and treated with disrespect, even threatened, lots of moments of them sitting in dark rooms not saying anything, depressed. Then one or two of them lose their marriages because their wives can't believe the guys didn't report it and hate them for it.

 

And the worst of it all is that this's around about the place that the movie ends. No road to redemption or "Oh thank god it was all just a dream!", which granted is always a sucky story twist but what the hell was this movie supposed to be about. I died a little inside when I realised that the movie had just wasted 2 hours of my life, leaving me feeling like crap. Whoever made this movie really doesn't get what a good story arc is and is not a director, he's a convicted soul-murderer.

 

This movie taught me a valuable lesson when it comes to movies, if it sucks in the first 10-15 minutes then it's definitely going to suck for the remainder of it's length too, so just change the channel or press stop and destroy all evidence of having watched such a crappy movie.

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#11  Edited By BeachThunder
@tachyon said:
" Mine would be Battlefield Earth with John Travolta. "
Indeed D:
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@Jay444111 said:
" I know which is actually the worst movie ever made. Here it is, the death of cinima. (yep, that bad.)

  
  
It is so nightmarishly bad that I could actually grab a piece of paper, puke on it, and it would still be better than this for the fact that puking on just a piece of paper accurately takes some skill. (sick skill... no pun intended.) Everything horrible you can think of a movie is within this one, but 10 times more cheesier and moronic than humanly thought possible. If aliens ever find our planet a total wasteland and saw that this movie was the only surviving culture of our planet, they would thank God for getting rid of us so they wouldn't have been subjected to this awful quality of movies.
"
hahaha good one :)
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#13  Edited By WinterSnowblind

Battlefield Earth, Waterworld and Cat woman.

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#14  Edited By Vexxan

Ghetto Blaster.

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That's also the best movie you've ever seen right?

Troll 2 for me. Manos hands of fate is in there as well with Garbage pail kids movie. Manos gets a pass thanks to MST3K though. So I actually enjoyed watching it...
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#16  Edited By JTB123

Clash of the Titans remake comes to mind, or Transformers 2.

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Honey I blew up the Kid... Shocking

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#18  Edited By EVO
@WinterSnowblind: I enjoyed Waterworld.
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#19  Edited By Evilsbane

The Good Shepard..

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#20  Edited By VicRattlehead

Catwoman is probably the worst movie ive ever seen it really is just a terrible movie

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@Jay444111: You know it's meant to be a satire, right? I'm not arguing that it's a good film, because I didn't like it, but the things you pointed out (i.e. that it is stupendously cheesy and moronic) were intended.

Personally, Spiders (Trailer here), or AVP2: Requiem would take the biscuit. I also think Death Proof is an awful, self-indulgent mess, and that's coming from someone who loved both parts of Kill Bill.
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#22  Edited By ProfessorEss
@tachyon said:
" Mine would be Battlefield Earth with John Travolta. "
Damn that's a good pick.

I actually lived in a tiny little town when that came out with only one, single screen theater and often very little to do.

Yeah, what I'm saying is that I saw it in the theater :(
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#23  Edited By damodar

Heed this as a warning.


  
  
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It's a 3-way tie between Monsturd, The Man Who Saved The World (aka Turkish Starwars) and Germany in Autumn.


I would not wish for even my greatest enemies to watch those pieces of shit. 
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#25  Edited By pickassoreborn

Batman & Robin.
Nono, Ocean's 12!
No, Batman & Robin.

I can't decide!

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#26  Edited By PhatSeeJay

I'm not sure. Leaning towards Starship Troopers 2. That was... oh God damn. I mean it was so bad it wasn't even funny. Some God awful game are just so stupid bad that they are funny to watch. Not this train wreck.

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Maximum Overdrive. It was made in the 1980s as far as I remember, and it's basically about some machines that go insane. The entire thing is up on YouTube but nobody seems to care enough to actually take it down, which I think is hilarious. It's laughably bad in parts, and some scenes in it are surprisingly funny even if it is unintentional. For example, there's a scene nearer to the start where a vending machine starts spewing Coca-Cola cans everywhere, and it kills a Little League baseball coach in what must rank as one of the most sadistic deaths in any 1980s film - the guy is nailed in the testicles, and then in the temple so he can bleed to death. Even better than that, the moments after it are downright ludicrous. A steamroller bursts into the baseball field (is the term field?), and everyone starts fleeing. Some kid manages to jump on his bike and falls off straight after, giving the money shot for the film -  a child being run over by a steamroller.

Terrible film, but it's worth watching all the same. Most of the film takes place at a truck stop and diner in the middle of nowhere.

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#28  Edited By mosespippy

Anchorman is the only movie that I've seen that was terrible enough to stop watching. Spaceballs was pretty terrible too, but I managed to watch it all.

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#29  Edited By GunslingerPanda

Transformers 2 is the closest I've ever come to walking out of the cinema.

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#30  Edited By ryno9881

John Q. I watched the entire friggin thing.

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#31  Edited By RobertOrri

The Final Sacrifice. Close 2nd: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie.


Both these films are almost unwatchably terrible.
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#32  Edited By penguindust
Nothing but Trouble with Dan Aykroyd, Chevy Chase, Demi Moore and John Candy.  I found it physically repulsive; more so than any slasher films I've ever seen. 
  
  
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#33  Edited By ReapersPuppy

worst movie ever..probably Splice
fuckn hated that movie..it was like watching
2 people without legs trying to have a dance battle

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#34  Edited By NTM
@Kazzurak said:
"

                    Personally i have to go with a really old movie called Dark Star, i guess it's supossed to be serious? but how bad the movie is makes you laugh, also it makes no sense, if you hate your life watch it, here's a trailer for it:
(Watching it is your on reponsibility)

  
  So what is the worst movie you guys have ever seen?


                   

                "

 

You should know about the background of the movie before hating on it. I've heard a lot about it from seeing documentaries with  Dan O'Bannon in them while watching Alien/Aliens and 2001: A Space Odyssey. You probably dislike it because you don't know what it is. Just saying.

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#35  Edited By Ravenousrattler

phone booth

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#36  Edited By JasonR86
@Jay444111 said:

" I know which is actually the worst movie ever made. Here it is, the death of cinima. (yep, that bad.)



  
  
It is so nightmarishly bad that I could actually grab a piece of paper, puke on it, and it would still be better than this for the fact that puking on just a piece of paper accurately takes some skill. (sick skill... no pun intended.) Everything horrible you can think of a movie is within this one, but 10 times more cheesier and moronic than humanly thought possible. If aliens ever find our planet a total wasteland and saw that this movie was the only surviving culture of our planet, they would thank God for getting rid of us so they wouldn't have been subjected to this awful quality of movies.
"
There was a Starship Troopers 3...and 2?

Mine would be Batman and Robin.  I've seen a lot of bad movies but very few are so bad that I couldn't make it through the whole film.  Batman and Robin is one of those films.  This says a lot because I was a Batman-kid.
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#37  Edited By EuanDewar

Death Proof, the movie equivalent of a teenager showing you his old grindhouse movie colllection and telling you about how edgy and great each one is and you just think "Oh fuck off, no one cares".

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#38  Edited By mnzy

I really really hated Vicky Christina Barcelona. And it's a Woody Allen movie which made it worse, because I like him and some of his movies.
Such a pretentious boring fuckfest. Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz are in it. How can you mess that up?

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#39  Edited By Danteveli
@blitzkriegblizzard said:

"   The Room .....

 
"
Epic movie so good that it gets bad just to be more epic
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#40  Edited By Andorski

Meet the Spartans.  I torrented the movie and still felt ripped off.

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Elf


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#42  Edited By jeanluc  Staff

Battlefield Earth.

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#43  Edited By InternetCrab

Showgirls or Freddy Got Fingered.

Ughhh....
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Avater.

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#45  Edited By ThePickle

Natural Born Killers. 

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#46  Edited By Kyreo
@blitzkriegblizzard said:
"   The Room .....
 
"
Christ, this is so fucking bad.
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#47  Edited By amir90

hmm, Dark Country?

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#48  Edited By Lemmycaution217

Epic Movie or House of the Dead. 

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Starship Troopers is an Epic Masterpiece compared to the turd that is Starship troopers 2...

 

besides, i recon the worst movie ive ever seen is Disaster Movie.

 

Its absolutely horrific.

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#50  Edited By BraveToaster

Battlefield Earth, Avatar