Personally i have to go with a really old movie called Dark Star, i guess it's supossed to be serious? but how bad the movie is makes you laugh, also it makes no sense, if you hate your life watch it, here's a trailer for it:
What is the worst movie you have ever seen?
Oooh man, Surf School, duder! Ranked #52 on the Bottom 100 on IMDB! Represent.
Harlan Williams was asked why he didn't list [Surf School] in his film credits. His response, "You actually saw that piece of shit?"
Kickin' theme tune though. ♫ Surf school, surf school ♪
The best part is they made they same movie again! Fortunately I have not seen that one.
But check out that terribly photoshopped poster! Absolutely magical.
Also, I should probably abhorr Transformers 2 and everything it represents, but I'm just sort of indifferent to that movie. Better than Surf School!
Put that on the box.
Dark Star I can at least find entertainingly bad like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes or the bulk of films from Troma Studios.
I have seen some black holes of entertainment, where there wasn't anything entertaining or other enjoyable emotions, like Skyline, I Married a Vampire, Showgirls, Final Stab, Battlefield Earth. Probably a few I'm willingly forgetting for being so bad that nobody should watch them.
I know which is actually the worst movie ever made. Here it is, the death of cinima. (yep, that bad.)
I'm sorry that I can't remember the name of the movie but it's based in New Zealand and it involves some guys, all in their late forties, who go fishing in an outback countryside type area for old times sake, and whilst out there they discover a dead body floating in a river.
On the way back home they're all fretting about what to do so they idiotically decide to just not to tell anybody, not a soul, the rest of the movie involves the group of guys being shunned and accused of the murder, and treated with disrespect, even threatened, lots of moments of them sitting in dark rooms not saying anything, depressed. Then one or two of them lose their marriages because their wives can't believe the guys didn't report it and hate them for it.
And the worst of it all is that this's around about the place that the movie ends. No road to redemption or "Oh thank god it was all just a dream!", which granted is always a sucky story twist but what the hell was this movie supposed to be about. I died a little inside when I realised that the movie had just wasted 2 hours of my life, leaving me feeling like crap. Whoever made this movie really doesn't get what a good story arc is and is not a director, he's a convicted soul-murderer.
This movie taught me a valuable lesson when it comes to movies, if it sucks in the first 10-15 minutes then it's definitely going to suck for the remainder of it's length too, so just change the channel or press stop and destroy all evidence of having watched such a crappy movie.
" I know which is actually the worst movie ever made. Here it is, the death of cinima. (yep, that bad.)hahaha good one :)It is so nightmarishly bad that I could actually grab a piece of paper, puke on it, and it would still be better than this for the fact that puking on just a piece of paper accurately takes some skill. (sick skill... no pun intended.) Everything horrible you can think of a movie is within this one, but 10 times more cheesier and moronic than humanly thought possible. If aliens ever find our planet a total wasteland and saw that this movie was the only surviving culture of our planet, they would thank God for getting rid of us so they wouldn't have been subjected to this awful quality of movies."
That's also the best movie you've ever seen right?
Troll 2 for me. Manos hands of fate is in there as well with Garbage pail kids movie. Manos gets a pass thanks to MST3K though. So I actually enjoyed watching it...
Personally, Spiders (Trailer here), or AVP2: Requiem would take the biscuit. I also think Death Proof is an awful, self-indulgent mess, and that's coming from someone who loved both parts of Kill Bill.
" Mine would be Battlefield Earth with John Travolta. "Damn that's a good pick.
I'm not sure. Leaning towards Starship Troopers 2. That was... oh God damn. I mean it was so bad it wasn't even funny. Some God awful game are just so stupid bad that they are funny to watch. Not this train wreck.
Maximum Overdrive. It was made in the 1980s as far as I remember, and it's basically about some machines that go insane. The entire thing is up on YouTube but nobody seems to care enough to actually take it down, which I think is hilarious. It's laughably bad in parts, and some scenes in it are surprisingly funny even if it is unintentional. For example, there's a scene nearer to the start where a vending machine starts spewing Coca-Cola cans everywhere, and it kills a Little League baseball coach in what must rank as one of the most sadistic deaths in any 1980s film - the guy is nailed in the testicles, and then in the temple so he can bleed to death. Even better than that, the moments after it are downright ludicrous. A steamroller bursts into the baseball field (is the term field?), and everyone starts fleeing. Some kid manages to jump on his bike and falls off straight after, giving the money shot for the film - a child being run over by a steamroller.
Terrible film, but it's worth watching all the same. Most of the film takes place at a truck stop and diner in the middle of nowhere.
Anchorman is the only movie that I've seen that was terrible enough to stop watching. Spaceballs was pretty terrible too, but I managed to watch it all.
The Final Sacrifice. Close 2nd: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie.
worst movie ever..probably Splice
fuckn hated that movie..it was like watching
2 people without legs trying to have a dance battle
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Personally i have to go with a really old movie called Dark Star, i guess it's supossed to be serious? but how bad the movie is makes you laugh, also it makes no sense, if you hate your life watch it, here's a trailer for it:(Watching it is your on reponsibility)So what is the worst movie you guys have ever seen?
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You should know about the background of the movie before hating on it. I've heard a lot about it from seeing documentaries with Dan O'Bannon in them while watching Alien/Aliens and 2001: A Space Odyssey. You probably dislike it because you don't know what it is. Just saying.
There was a Starship Troopers 3...and 2?" I know which is actually the worst movie ever made. Here it is, the death of cinima. (yep, that bad.)
It is so nightmarishly bad that I could actually grab a piece of paper, puke on it, and it would still be better than this for the fact that puking on just a piece of paper accurately takes some skill. (sick skill... no pun intended.) Everything horrible you can think of a movie is within this one, but 10 times more cheesier and moronic than humanly thought possible. If aliens ever find our planet a total wasteland and saw that this movie was the only surviving culture of our planet, they would thank God for getting rid of us so they wouldn't have been subjected to this awful quality of movies.
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Mine would be Batman and Robin. I've seen a lot of bad movies but very few are so bad that I couldn't make it through the whole film. Batman and Robin is one of those films. This says a lot because I was a Batman-kid.
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