Who here plays a real instrument?

Just wondering how many other people here play a real instrument.

I masterbate

Well, the Rock Band 3 keyboard can be played as a MIDI keyboard, so I guess technically I do.  However, I would like to get a bass guitar one day and practice with it.

Guitar.

I play Guitar and Drums and dabble in keys. Can't sing for shit.

I am a percussionist. Not strictly a drummer (though I do play drum set), but mallets, auxiliary, the whole shebang. 

I play Keyboard and Mario Paint.

Learning the guitar and keyboard, play the euphonium :)

There's a lot of talented people on Giant Bomb and within these very forums. But, I play guitar badly.

I'd be a fairly talented saxophonist, if I practiced. Also if I had a saxophone.

I own an Ocarina, but I could never figure out to make it do anything but make a loud whistling noise. I always wanted to learn how to play something, but my school never offered a music class so I never had the chance.

Violin and piano.

Asian, much.

Man it's embarrassing. I used to play the French Horn and Guitar at times.

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I fiddle with myself.

 

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I can play guitar, but Im not very good

I used to be good at playing Alto & Tenor Saxophones.  Also knew how to play piano and guitar.   But I've not practiced in about 10 years so I probably forgot it all.

Ukulele. The instrument of Gods and Real Men.

I would also like to add conch shell to the list. Not really sure if that counts as an instrument, though. 

Trumpet, ukulele, guitar, bass, and piano. I also played a mean Recorder in the fifth grade, if that counts for anything.

" Violin and piano.Asian, much. "

Drums.
I'm pretty good when I practice regularly.

...my little brother, who started playing drums because of me, is really good - so I fall back on that.

Guitar

I'm first trombone in my high school band (which is my way of saying that I think I'm pretty good at it), I can play an ocarina somewhat, and I'm learning guitar and clarinet.

i play the one string guitar....

seriously, i know the basics of playing the piano. i just know major, minor chords, and major, minor 7 chords.

Guitar. <3

I can play the piano, although admittedly, not very well.

I own a Dime332 guitar that I've had since highschool and an Axiom25 midi controller. And velocity sensitive Rock Band drums, if you count those.

But I don't really spend any time actually playing them like I should.

I have played saxophone for about 12 years, mostly tenor and bari but some alto, also. I can also play guitar and piano, albeit very poorly.

Guitar.

Guitar like most people, also trying to teach myself piano.

Played tuba for six years, interspersed with some baritone horn.

Brass instruments and guitar mainly. I can essentially strum a piano, and I do alright behind a kit. 

used to play the trumpet.

I'm decent on the piano, practicing every day. I have an old acoustic guitar that I've been learning chords on, but it's pretty busted up and doesn't sound all too great so I don't practice as much as I should. Once my funds are in order I plan to get a Bass and, believe it or not, a flute.

Also, I know my way around FL Studio, if that counts.

I kinda want to pick up cello too... Meh, not enough free time.

Drums, piano, and really trashy garage band guitar.

I play drums :D 

Guitar. Some drums

i play drums and half ass guitar. im also lead singer in metal bands. here are a few of my songs with me "singing" on. its metal so dont listen if you dont like heavy music.   www.mymusicstream.com/tunaburn

guitar, drums, ukulele (barely), piano, saxophone

i can play the tenor saxophone and the guitar

I play the guitar, the bass guitar, piano, drums, harmonica, mandolin, ukulele, and saxophone. I have a lot of free time.

Drums.

Went to school for Guitar, so I also learned a fair amount of Piano in the process.  Add Bass and Drums and you have all the instruments I currently play with at least some level of proficiency (although drums are by far my worst instrument).  I also own an Ocarina and Harmonica, neither of which I can play worth a lick.  I also can fiddle around on Banjo, Ukelele and Mandolin, but I don't know much beyond a handful of chords on any of those.  I also would like to take up a Brass and Woodwind instrument, so that I could improve my understanding of how to write and arrange for different instruments.  But this thread isn't about instruments you want to learn, so...

Drum Set
Trumpet
Baritone
Tuba
Drumline
- Quads
- Snare
- Bass
- Cymbals

Always wanted to learn Bass guitar and piano.  Never got around to it.

Guitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

I play the keyboard. It's got real keys and everything! Made out of real plastic! 

I play electric guitar.

Also, this thread definitely already exists.

Kazoo!