Worst slogan you've ever heard/read

Chicago truly is "Pants City"

Ever since I was exposed to the "Good Mood Food" slogan from Arby's, it makes me feel like I want to barf on purpose. That ain't the worst slogan though.

"are you N or Out"

"Head ON- Apply directly to the forehead

Outside a car wash in Silicon Valley, "The best hand job in Burlingame!"

This guy was elected as a federal congressman (don't know the exact translation) here on Brazil last year, he was the second most voted candidate in the history of our country. His slogan (and pretty much everything he ever said or promised) was: "Vote for me. After all, things can't get any worse." Just look at him . Oh, god.

@imsh_pl said:

"It's revolting. It's violent. It's everything you love in a game. And your mom's gonna hate it."Dead Space 2's marketing campaign was utterly pathetic, just as the games medium started becoming socially acceptable, EA just had to set us back 10 years back.Fuck you EA.

Would have been my pick too. Not only does it make the community look like childish assholes, it devalues the game as well.

No idea, but the best slogan I can think of is a Tiger Woods Trojan commercial.
"Hi I'm Tiger Woods. Many of you know that I have had sexual intercourse with hundreds of women with dozens of different STDs. I wore Trojan condoms when I plowed them, and I didn't pick up a single STD. My wife may have gotten a few though *wink*!"

Ever since I was exposed to the "Good Mood Food" slogan from Arby's, it makes me feel like I want to barf on purpose. That ain't the worst slogan though.

"It only does everything" is pretty much my opinion for worst slogan.

Philadelphia: The City of Brotherly Love

Go there and see if you can find the love

Go on I dare you

A brand of Peanuts in Australia called Nobbys.

When I was in New Orleans, I saw an ad for some waste management company. The slogan: "Our business stinks, but it's picking up."

climate change isnt cool

"Just Do It" - Nike

"Here We Go" - Bud Light

"You, your kids and your johnson". Tired meme I know, but still fucking unbelievable that made it onto TV.

Philadelphia: The City of Brotherly Love

Go there and see if you can find the love

Go on I dare you

Anything that comes out of those More You Know ads is terrible

"Get a load of Chucky"

@Cereal_Killa said:

@imsh_pl said:

"It's revolting. It's violent. It's everything you love in a game. And your mom's gonna hate it."Dead Space 2's marketing campaign was utterly pathetic, just as the games medium started becoming socially acceptable, EA just had to set us back 10 years back.Fuck you EA.

Would have been my pick too. Not only does it make the community look like childish assholes, it devalues the game as well.

So, do all the saw movies combined make the movie industry into a 1 year old medium then?

Honestly, it was stupid, but not that stupid. The ad worked though and got people to buy the excellent videogame. Considering on how competitive it is. I am surprised we don't see more of this with the videogame industry.

"Head ON- Apply directly to the forehead

Head ON- Apply directly to the forehead 

Head ON- Apply directly to the forehead"

So glad I no longer see those commercials anymore (-_-)

@Spoonybard37 said:

"Head ON- Apply directly to the forehead

Head ON- Apply directly to the forehead 

Head ON- Apply directly to the forehead"

So glad I no longer see those commercials anymore (-_-)

Always gave me a headache, which I'm sure that's what they were probably going for.  Just reading that nearly gave me a headache.

No idea, but the best slogan I can think of is a Tiger Woods Trojan commercial. "Hi I'm Tiger Woods. Many of you know that I have had sexual intercourse with hundreds of women with dozens of different STDs. I wore Trojan condoms when I plowed them, and I didn't pick up a single STD. My wife may have gotten a few though *wink*!"

ASUS: Rock solid. Heart Touching.

On a motherboard. Mine, incidentally.

Buh-dut-duttt-dut-duhhhh, I've cum in it.  McDonalds should never give away what happens behind the counter.

In my city, Mysłowice, we had our president (mayor), Grzegorz Osyra. Basically everyone loathed the motherfucker, he was a cheat, liar and did a lot of shady business, however he was selected for a second term. In last year's voting, he decided to save his trademark beard during the last bits of the second round and show his stupid face everywhere with the slogan "Mysłowice need change".

Yes, the guy everyone wanted the fuck out used that one.

Channel 6: More yellow than snow

"Help, Ive Fallen and I cant get up"

Apply Directly to forehead. HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead. HEAD ON!

@Commando said:

No idea, but the best slogan I can think of is a Tiger Woods Trojan commercial. "Hi I'm Tiger Woods. Many of you know that I have had sexual intercourse with hundreds of women with dozens of different STDs. I wore Trojan condoms when I plowed them, and I didn't pick up a single STD. My wife may have gotten a few though *wink*!"

you're kidding right?

is that a real commercial ?

"It's revolting. It's violent. It's everything you love in a game. And your mom's gonna hate it."Dead Space 2's marketing campaign was utterly pathetic, just as the games medium started becoming socially acceptable, EA just had to set us back 10 years back.Fuck you EA.

"The customer is always right."
Even though that's more a saying than a slogan, I suppose.

@valrog: Agreed. For example:

"If you don't have an iPhone, well....you don't have an iPhone."

Seriously Apple, your ad is essentially "all the cool kids have it." Really?

"Droid Does" is fucking terrible.

"Strap it on" for Saints Row... what does that possibly mean?

Well, there was an ice cream over here called Nogger Black.

@Tireyo643 said:

Ever since I was exposed to the "Good Mood Food" slogan from Arby's, it makes me feel like I want to barf on purpose. That ain't the worst slogan though.

"It only does everything" is pretty much my opinion for worst slogan.

The slogan isn't that bad. It's the singing part that makes it unbearable.

"911 was an inside Job"
And more importantly
"Cloverdale
HOME OF SMALLVILE"

Uggghhhh

 Reach out and touch someone