Would you rather lose an eye or a testicle?

I was asked this the other day, and it's a real tough choice if you think about it...

Depends, Testicle and I keep my eye.
 
Lose my eye, I become a badass like Big Boss.
 
Decisions...

An eye. Then I could wear a bad ass eye patch and live the rest of my life as a pirate.

Chuck norris has 5 of both of those.

i guess i would lose an eye.

probably a testicle. 
 
you can still function with one testicle, whereas if you've got one fugly eye you're never really going to use those testicles again on anything worthwhile..
 
unless you get a badass eye patch and a parrot

"You can't see things with your Testicle. "

Testicle. I think I could make do with one. Maybe I'd get some sort of testicle implant, just to make things right down there.

also i wouldn't be able to watch any 3D epics with blue people in them SO I'D JUST HAVE TO GO AND KILL MYSELF

How is this a difficult question to answer?  An eye is extremely more important than a testicle.

Testicle i like depth perception.

" How is this a difficult question to answer?  An eye is extremely more important than a testicle. "

Testicle for sure.

" Testicle i like depth perception. "

can i lose both my legs instead?

I like to keep my depth perception so this is an easy one Testicle all the way.

" You can't see things with your Testicle. "

Testicle because 3D is the future. 

My eyes are shit anyway, and I can't even see 3D now.  So it wouldn't bother me to lose one, in all honesty. 
 
I will keep my wedding veggies intact thank you very much!

i think the desicion really depends on this factor: 
do one - eyed men get more pussy? 
 
if so, then i'd rather lose an eye.

What about the female users here on Giant Bomb?

Testicle.  Balls are ugly anyways, amirite?

" What about the female users here on Giant Bomb? "

" Depends, Testicle and I keep my eye.  Lose my eye, I become a badass like Big Boss.  Decisions... "

" @JJOR64 said:

" What about the female users here on Giant Bomb? "

An ovary?  A breast?  Testicle for sure.  I like my vision and I can still "function" with one testicle.  Do we lose them in a painful accident? "

Well, one of my eyes is gone anyway, sort of, so I'll say testicle.

 Lose my eye, I become a badass like Big Boss.  

Living the rock and roll life style I do, avoiding unwanted pregnancy is of the utmost concern. So losing a ball could be somewhat beneficial.

Testicle.

  Testicle. 

Testicle. Meh. Testicles are pretty ugly and hairy. So are eyes. 
 
However i cant see fully who I'm doing if i lose an eye.

I only have one eye that can see anyway, but two functioning testicles; not really much of a choice. 
 
Having said that, I would still choose a testy if I had 20:20 vision. 

Testicle.  Lane Armstrong only has 1 testicle and he seems to be doing alright for himself.

B. Easily. More people would notice an eye missing. Also, if I lost my left eye, I would be left with my semi-blurry right eye.

Assuming the same amount of pain would be inflicted in both cases, I'd go for testicle. Losing a testicle would impact my life in a much less significant way than losing an eye.

In what way is this hard?
 
Testicle all the way.

" I was asked this the other day, and it's a real tough choice if you think about it... "

" @oldschool said:

" @JJOR64 said:

" What about the female users here on Giant Bomb? "

An ovary?  A breast?  Testicle for sure.  I like my vision and I can still "function" with one testicle.  Do we lose them in a painful accident? "

Hell yeah! "

But what if you had three testicles? Would saying testicle be cheating then?

" @Alphonzo said:

" I was asked this the other day, and it's a real tough choice if you think about it... "

Not really is it?  You're fine without a testicle, not a big deal besides appearance. "

Most definitely a testicle. You can function just fine with 1 (sort of like kidneys), and you can get a prosthetic implant to replace how it looks, so it means virtually nothing to lose one.
 
If you want to be badass and wear an eyepatch though, you can do that while wearing 2 eyes anyway :P

I actually almost lost one of my testicles because it got badly infected, thankfully it could be "saved" but after the operation my left testicle seems to hang down alot more than the other one, it looks kind of awkward. But i would still choose testicle before my eye.

Uh, testicle. I can afford to lose one, right?