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#1  Edited By kmdrkul

  Okay, so out of the various forums I frequent I felt that the videogame forum would yield the most interesting results, for obvious reasons.  The guitar and music forums that I am a member of would more than likely deliver responses that make far too much sense and thus wouldn't be entertaining to read.  So here I am, a Giantbomb member, asking fellow gamers where they like picking up women.
  I know there are lots of members here still students in high school, and in all honesty that doesn't count.  Being grouped together with people that you inevitably have to talk with anyways doesn't count as picking anyone up. 
  For me personally, I have tried several locales for meeting members of the opposite sex, many with less than noteworthy (IE coming home with my tail between my legs) results.  I'll go ahead and start with my favorite, and that would be the dog park.  Now, the dog park is good because how many skanks do you know that own dogs?  This ensures they don't spend all their time with other men or hitting the crack pipe.  You don't want to go to a normal park because that leaves too many options for you to strike up a conversation.  If you go to a dog park, you know exactly what the hell you are going to converse about; the girl's dog.  It's surprisingly easy to take that conversation and go completely off topic real quickly.
  Another good location for me personally was the community college I went to for two years.  Now, before you ask, no, I don't go back to the college just to pick up some nice young ladies, that would just be creepy.  But community college was great for meeting the ladies.  You see, in community college you get young women that care about themselves, but they aren't necessarily as big of work horses as say a student at Harvard.  I took several bullshit classes in community college, including "Music Appreciation," and it's these worthless classes that you likely only take for credit to transfer elsewhere that you'll meet potential acquaintances.  When I took the class, nobody gave two shits about it and thus it resulted in being like high school all over again, making for an easy semester of filling up my phone with numbers.

Other good places:

  • The beach, I suggest inviting your fat friend to go along with you so you look slightly less pathetic.
  • Starbucks:  this is actually hit or miss; things can get terribly awkward
  • The nightclubs: since the United States is fucking retarded, I'm a couple months shy of even being able to go to most of these, but I have heard magical stories.


Alright, now lets hear yours :P

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#2  Edited By TheMustacheHero

The park! sit next to them on a bench and say "So I herd you leik feedin pigeons?"

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#3  Edited By Aounslaught

What better place to pick up women than Giantbomb.com itself? Of course, it'll be a while 'till you realize that the woman is actually a man, but that would be beside the point.

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#4  Edited By Keyser_Soze

You sir are a ladies man.

"Now, the dog park is good because how many skanks do you know that own dogs?".... Classy.

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#5  Edited By kmdrkul
@Keyser_Soze: I try, I try
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#6  Edited By Bruce

School. I don't meet random people outside.

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Theres usually a few nice ladies willing to do pretty much anything for 20$, they hang out around the light poles up the road from me, weird huh?

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#8  Edited By Gunner

Just random house parties.

I dont like raves/night clubs/bars. The kind of people that go to those places arent the kind of people i like to hang out with.

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#9  Edited By jeffgoldblum

Islands full of dinosaurs, Science Conventions, The White House, Alien Space Craft.
You know the usual places.

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#10  Edited By trophyhunter

there is no loveing hotter than moon loveing

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#11  Edited By RHCPfan24

Haha sir, I enjoyed reading your post. As for me, school is still the only option but it usually works well because, you know, you are always with members of the opposite sex.

@Bucketdeth said:

" Theres usually a few nice ladies willing to do pretty much anything for 20$, they hang out around the light poles up the road from me, weird huh? "
Oh, those lovely ladies! I tried that out once; they were insulted when I brought change but then they realized it would actually help with this "service" they were talking about. Funny huh?

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#12  Edited By Osaladin

A brothel.

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#13  Edited By cloneslayer

i heard the ideal place to meet the ladies is in the grocery store. if shes buying food she must cook right. more women need to know how to cook.

mmmm fooooooood. where am I?

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#14  Edited By matthew
@Cloneslayer: So true.  This is one of the few places I expect to find women - looking for food and house cleaning appliances.  It would be way too weird to see them at a library, or speak of the devil, college.
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#15  Edited By TheHBK

The gym is sometimes good, but I mostly go to department stores like Target or Walmar to pick up MILFs.

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#16  Edited By Bigandtasty

the internet, obviously

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#17  Edited By Jayge_

Me, I like the gay bars myself.


wut
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#18  Edited By Oriental_Jams

Bingo halls...

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#19  Edited By Osaladin
@Jayge said:
" Me, I like the gay bars myself.

wut
"
Actually that might work. If there is a straight girl at a gay bar, chances are you will be one of the only guys hitting on her, possible assuring your success.
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#20  Edited By Vinchenzo

Anywhere in Japan, and since I haven't been to Japan it means I've got nothing. I'm an empty shell of a man.

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#21  Edited By TheMustacheHero
@Osaladin said:
" @Jayge said:
" Me, I like the gay bars myself.

wut
"
Actually that might work. If there is a straight girl at a gay bar, chances are you will be one of the only guys hitting on her, possible assuring your success. "
What's a straight girl doing at a gay bar?

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#22  Edited By Jayge_
@TheMustacheHero said:
" @Osaladin said:
" @Jayge said:
" Me, I like the gay bars myself.

wut
"
Actually that might work. If there is a straight girl at a gay bar, chances are you will be one of the only guys hitting on her, possible assuring your success. "
What's a straight girl doing at a gay bar? "
Don't ask me, I'm 17.
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#23  Edited By erinfizz
@TheMustacheHero:

Hanging out with guys that aren't hitting on them. Personally, I also appreciate a good drag show occasionally. :)
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#24  Edited By phlegms

Vietnam or the Philippines usually work for me, but I don't meet them so much as buy them.

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#25  Edited By CowMuffins
@TheMustacheHero said:
" @Osaladin said:
" @Jayge said:
" Me, I like the gay bars myself.

wut
"
Actually that might work. If there is a straight girl at a gay bar, chances are you will be one of the only guys hitting on her, possible assuring your success. "
What's a straight girl doing at a gay bar? "
What's a girl doing out of the kitchen?
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#26  Edited By HandsomeDead
@TheMustacheHero said:
" @Osaladin said:
" @Jayge said:
" Me, I like the gay bars myself.

wut
"
Actually that might work. If there is a straight girl at a gay bar, chances are you will be one of the only guys hitting on her, possible assuring your success. "
What's a straight girl doing at a gay bar? "
Going to be incredibly shocked when I hit on them. Always happens. Seriously, my success rate in gay bars with girls has been far lower than anywhere else.
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#27  Edited By Gunner
@CowMuffins said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" @Osaladin said:
" @Jayge said:
" Me, I like the gay bars myself.

wut
"
Actually that might work. If there is a straight girl at a gay bar, chances are you will be one of the only guys hitting on her, possible assuring your success. "
What's a straight girl doing at a gay bar? "
What's a girl doing out of the kitchen? "
i loled.
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the dog is park is the best since you know you are going to pick up a bitch.

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#29  Edited By Jayge_
@HandsomeDead said:
" Going to be incredibly shocked when I hit on them. Always happens. Seriously, my success rate in gay bars with girls has been far lower than anywhere else. "
That's because you go there for the guys, dude.
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#30  Edited By Sabata

Real women scare me, as does the sunlight, so I only hit on the Night Elves of Azeroth while sitting in my wobbly computer chair scarfing down bags of Cheetos and washing them down with large gulps of Mountain Dew.


Oh, excuse me, *Mtn Dew.
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#31  Edited By HandsomeDead
@Jayge said:
" @HandsomeDead said:
" Going to be incredibly shocked when I hit on them. Always happens. Seriously, my success rate in gay bars with girls has been far lower than anywhere else. "
That's because you go there for the guys, dude.
"
Well yeah, but that doesn't mean I can't dabble on the other side of the fence. It's like chatting up guys in non-gay bars. You go for the girls but that doesn't mean you can't have a bit on the side.
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#32  Edited By TheGamerGeek
@Jayge said:
" Me, I like the gay bars myself.

wut
"
Win
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#33  Edited By RetroIce4
@TheMustacheHero said:
" The park! sit next to them on a bench and say "So I herd you leik mudkipz?" "

FIX'D


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#34  Edited By KaosAngel

The corner of a street named after a civil rights leader?

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#35  Edited By AhmadMetallic

The Internet. and it stays on the internet. and it dies on the internet.


The Internet.
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#36  Edited By ChickenPants

Concerts and Music Festivals.

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#37  Edited By day2daze

lovemeet.com

great site, great site
definitely hooked up with my share of extra terrestrials there

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#38  Edited By zityz

Starbucks is a funny place. Most I ever get out of there is odd looks from the cute coffe shop ladies cause I'm in there all time time to satisfy my horrible coffee addiction. The other thing is that I satisfy my horrible coffee addiction.

Hey did I mention I have a horrble coffee addiction? no? well I do!

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#39  Edited By JJOR64

I pick up chicks at my mom's house.

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#40  Edited By Red12b

Hahaha this thread is full of win.
What has been said is pretty much where I find women too, But no one has said the chicks that serve you, Could be coffee, At the supermarket, at the grocer's, Hell once when I ordered a pizza, I got a phone number of a chick that sounded very nice and she was, very nice and very Limber.

Also when needed there are always Gentlemen’s clubs, Look up Prostitution Laws in New Zealand, It has it's own Wiki Page.

Although take it from me that sex, However great that it is, is nothing until you actually connect with your partner then it is something else.

Also It's not making love to somebody that you just met, It's making Like.

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#41  Edited By Canberra

Nondescript warehouses.
Inside a “Rift Worm”.
Unnamed war torn middle eastern countries.
Mysterious underwater utopian societies.
Various incarnations of New York.

My favourite pick up move is to sprint over to her,
 wait for her to take a sip of her drink before yelling
“Damn! This worm can eat!”

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#42  Edited By Hamst3r

I prefer ordering mine out of a catalog.

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#43  Edited By Death_Unicorn

I patrol the streets of Halo 3, and Left 4 Dead, my woman senses on the alert.

Xbox Live is the way to go!

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#45  Edited By Capum15

Old-ass thread.
 
Anyway, Jail, or alternatively, Prison.

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I like to pick my women up at gaming forums. Common interests!

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#47  Edited By MysteriousBob

The local slaughterhouse.

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#48  Edited By BraveToaster
@erinfizz said:
" @TheMustacheHero: Hanging out with guys that aren't hitting on them. Personally, I also appreciate a good drag show occasionally. :) "
WUUUUUUUUUUT!?!?

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#49  Edited By Soap

I met my girlfriend at university, only took a year and a bit of me pestering her for her to finally cave and date me :D

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#50  Edited By BraveToaster

I pick up chicks in Imaginationland because they never say no... and they make me pancakes after 30 seconds of rough intercourse