Krabby Patty

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#1 Posted by Shawn (3843 posts) -

We've all heard of the Krabby Patty and all of it's infamy. But lets get things straight, I'm not playing around anymore. I want the secret formula NAO!!!

What could it possibly be?
What could it possibly be?

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#2 Posted by Shocker (2324 posts) -

I agree, I always wondered what the secret formula is.

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#3 Posted by Jolly_Lolly (3593 posts) -

Drugs.

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#4 Posted by Pezjulo (254 posts) -

hmm...how about...crab? :P

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#5 Posted by Systech (4190 posts) -
Pezjulo said:
"hmm...how about...crab? :P
"
Spreading the rumor now that Mr. Krabs spills his blood into the burgers.

Money has changed him.
Money has changed him.


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#6 Posted by Shawn (3843 posts) -
systech said:
"Pezjulo said:
"hmm...how about...crab? :P
"
Spreading the rumor now that Mr. Krabs spills his blood into the burgers.

Money has changed him.
Money has changed him.


"
No! It can't be!
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#7 Posted by Pezjulo (254 posts) -
Shawn said:
"systech said:
"Pezjulo said:
"hmm...how about...crab? :P
"
Spreading the rumor now that Mr. Krabs spills his blood into the burgers.

Money has changed him.
Money has changed him.


"
No! It can't be!
"
It is...the truth can be sooo painful....
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#8 Posted by CoolDrMoney (2018 posts) -

Pretty Patty > Krabby Patty

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#9 Posted by Shawn (3843 posts) -
CoolDrMoney said:
"Pretty Patty > Krabby Patty
"
That's just a salad between two buns.
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#10 Posted by TimeWaffle (970 posts) -

i still don't understand how a burger could taste good underwater

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#11 Posted by Shawn (3843 posts) -
DrDemon said:
"i still don't understand how a burger could taste good underwater
"
When your fry cook is Spongebob, anything is possible. He out cooked a god!
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#12 Posted by Nik_NYG (575 posts) -
CoolDrMoney said:
"Pretty Patty > Krabby Patty
"
My pretty patty turned my tongue yellow. 
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#13 Posted by CoolDrMoney (2018 posts) -
Shawn said:
"CoolDrMoney said:
"Pretty Patty > Krabby Patty
"
That's just a salad between two buns.
"
The Pretty Patties were the colored Krabby Patties that ended up turning people's tongues and bodies different colors (Like poor Nik_NYG)

That salad burger was something different that I think Pearl came up with
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#14 Posted by Shawn (3843 posts) -
CoolDrMoney said:
"Shawn said:
"CoolDrMoney said:
"Pretty Patty > Krabby Patty
"
That's just a salad between two buns.
"
The Pretty Patties were the colored Krabby Patties that ended up turning people's tongues and bodies different colors (Like poor Nik_NYG)

That salad burger was something different that I think Pearl came up with
"
Ah right, I totally forgot.
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#15 Posted by Homer (1366 posts) -

LSD.

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#16 Posted by Scorched (750 posts) -

krabby patties don't actually look very tasty

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#17 Posted by Homer (1366 posts) -
Scorched said:
"krabby patties don't actually look very tasty"

Yeah, I realized that when I was a kid lol.
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#18 Posted by legend_cloud (434 posts) -

They'll never tell us >_>

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#19 Posted by Death_Burnout (3848 posts) -

All i know is that i'd like to at least try a Krabby Patty, regardless of secret Mr Krab blood!

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#20 Posted by AndrewGaspar (2559 posts) -

Steroids.

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#21 Posted by Shawn (3843 posts) -
Scorched said:
"krabby patties don't actually look very tasty"
But it is, it just is.
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#22 Posted by Kontrapunkt (423 posts) -

everytime i hear the word i think salt pure salt...

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#23 Posted by pirate_republic (1151 posts) -

They revealed the recipe in one of the episodes... damn I wish I remembered my childhood!

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#24 Posted by HoNgKoNgPh0oEy (1476 posts) -

Spongebob has infected your head

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#25 Posted by McQuinn (660 posts) -

That thing would be disgusting.  It's fish food.  I mean how do you think fish eat?  It's probably full of plankton and algae

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#26 Posted by VilhelmNielsen (1768 posts) -

You really wanna know the recipe?

Alright, I'll tell you, but once you know you can never forgot. Ready?It is made of...

Unicorns and childrens dreams.

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#27 Posted by Shawn (3843 posts) -

What part of the unicorn?

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#28 Edited by clovy (262 posts) -
Shawn said:
"We've all heard of the Krabby Patty and all of it's infamy. But lets get things straight, I'm not playing around anymore. I want the secret formula NAO!!!

What could it possibly be?
What could it possibly be?

"
looking at the picture im thinking what the hell is up with that gigantic tomato slice. I mean its thicker than the meat patty.
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#29 Posted by wefwefasdf (6730 posts) -

I still think that someone should open a franchise called the Krusty Krab. I would go there at least once.

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#30 Posted by PharoahCapcom (472 posts) -

THERE IS NO CRAB IN THIS PATTY!!!!!!

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#31 Posted by hazelnutman (1121 posts) -

Horse hair.

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#32 Posted by Cesb02 (152 posts) -

love....... is that too deep?...... i could go with never being dry.

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#33 Posted by Clean (2433 posts) -

I heard its got a special kind of weed in it. Sea weed

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#34 Posted by Hughes (425 posts) -
pirate_republic said:
"They revealed the recipe in one of the episodes... damn I wish I remembered my childhood!"
They said the secret ingredient was plankton but that ended up being fake.
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#35 Posted by brukaoru (5134 posts) -
Clean said:
"I heard its got a special kind of weed in it. Sea weed"
Lol... So that's what that lettuce really is!
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#36 Posted by Relys (1001 posts) -

Crab?!?! IN MY PATTY!?!

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#37 Posted by Emilio (3582 posts) -

Sir, you got water on my Kraby Patty!

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#38 Posted by JohnDudebro (955 posts) -

I love how originally they tried to follow the laws of physics underwater, then slowly moved towards disregarding them completely. Things didn't catch fire at first, then they just stopped caring. Probably when they realized nobody watching the show was old enough to understand.

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#39 Posted by Armar (40 posts) -
pirate_republic said:
"They revealed the recipe in one of the episodes... damn I wish I remembered my childhood!"
I think at the moment they would say the secret ingredient the credits showed xD
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#40 Posted by Shawn (3843 posts) -
Hughes said:
"pirate_republic said:
"They revealed the recipe in one of the episodes... damn I wish I remembered my childhood!"
They said the secret ingredient was plankton but that ended up being fake."
Yeah I was so disappointed :(
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#41 Posted by insanejedi (781 posts) -

It's Tarter Sauce. Yes I'm serious.

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#42 Posted by Shawn (3843 posts) -
insanejedi said:
"It's Tarter Sauce. Yes I'm serious."
Proof.
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#43 Posted by ReapersPuppy (534 posts) -

I know the secret formula..& I will reveil it NOW!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!...
its just a regular burger but theres 1 ingredient..
that changes it all! & its......CUM!!
*uses ashton kutcher voice*
u all just been PUNK'D!

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#44 Edited by Player1 (4122 posts) -

The show made them look soooo good. Then all of the sudden they show a real life pic and it looks straight out of shitville. 

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#45 Posted by TheGamerGeek (2885 posts) -
Player1 said:
"The show made them look soooo good. Then all of the sudden they show a real life pic and it looks straight out of shitville. "
Yea I know, when I saw that pic at the beginning of the thread it made me wonder, who the hell would eat that?
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#46 Posted by Raspinudo (302 posts) -

secrets gotta be crab

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#47 Posted by n00bosaurusRex (178 posts) -

Ok, I am not gonna blow it this time. Let’s see. Bun down. Then ketchup, then mustard, then pickles? No! That’s not right! Bun down. Mustard, then ketchup, lettuce, then the pickles? No! Mustard down, bun stuff down d'oh, where’s the patty go? Pickles, ketchup, wait! Think! Think! I’m losin’ it! Bun down, shoe, mustard, pan, bun...no! 

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#48 Posted by Willy105 (4915 posts) -

At this point, it could be anything.

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#49 Posted by crunchUK (6052 posts) -

lawl anyone remrmber "the patty wagon"?

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#50 Posted by Vlademir (1083 posts) -

I remember in one of the episodes of Spongebob they actually named all of the ingredients in a Krabby Patty.

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