Krabby Patty

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#1 Posted by Shawn (3825 posts) -

We've all heard of the Krabby Patty and all of it's infamy. But lets get things straight, I'm not playing around anymore. I want the secret formula NAO!!!

What could it possibly be?

#2 Posted by Shocker (2339 posts) -

I agree, I always wondered what the secret formula is.

#3 Posted by Jolly_Lolly (3537 posts) -

Drugs.

#4 Posted by Pezjulo (224 posts) -

hmm...how about...crab? :P

#5 Posted by Systech (4078 posts) -
Pezjulo said:
"hmm...how about...crab? :P
"
Spreading the rumor now that Mr. Krabs spills his blood into the burgers.

Money has changed him.


#6 Posted by Shawn (3825 posts) -
systech said:
"Pezjulo said:
"hmm...how about...crab? :P
"
Spreading the rumor now that Mr. Krabs spills his blood into the burgers.

Money has changed him.


"
No! It can't be!
#7 Posted by Pezjulo (224 posts) -
Shawn said:
"systech said:
"Pezjulo said:
"hmm...how about...crab? :P
"
Spreading the rumor now that Mr. Krabs spills his blood into the burgers.

Money has changed him.


"
No! It can't be!
"
It is...the truth can be sooo painful....
#8 Posted by CoolDrMoney (1978 posts) -

Pretty Patty > Krabby Patty

#9 Posted by Shawn (3825 posts) -
CoolDrMoney said:
"Pretty Patty > Krabby Patty
"
That's just a salad between two buns.
#10 Posted by TimeWaffle (946 posts) -

i still don't understand how a burger could taste good underwater

#11 Posted by Shawn (3825 posts) -
DrDemon said:
"i still don't understand how a burger could taste good underwater
"
When your fry cook is Spongebob, anything is possible. He out cooked a god!
#12 Posted by Nik_NYG (558 posts) -
CoolDrMoney said:
"Pretty Patty > Krabby Patty
"
My pretty patty turned my tongue yellow. 
#13 Posted by CoolDrMoney (1978 posts) -
Shawn said:
"CoolDrMoney said:
"Pretty Patty > Krabby Patty
"
That's just a salad between two buns.
"
The Pretty Patties were the colored Krabby Patties that ended up turning people's tongues and bodies different colors (Like poor Nik_NYG)

That salad burger was something different that I think Pearl came up with
#14 Posted by Shawn (3825 posts) -
CoolDrMoney said:
"Shawn said:
"CoolDrMoney said:
"Pretty Patty > Krabby Patty
"
That's just a salad between two buns.
"
The Pretty Patties were the colored Krabby Patties that ended up turning people's tongues and bodies different colors (Like poor Nik_NYG)

That salad burger was something different that I think Pearl came up with
"
Ah right, I totally forgot.
#15 Posted by Homer (1372 posts) -

LSD.

#16 Posted by Scorched (691 posts) -

krabby patties don't actually look very tasty

#17 Posted by Homer (1372 posts) -
Scorched said:
"krabby patties don't actually look very tasty"

Yeah, I realized that when I was a kid lol.
#18 Posted by legend_cloud (359 posts) -

They'll never tell us >_>

#19 Posted by Death_Burnout (3797 posts) -

All i know is that i'd like to at least try a Krabby Patty, regardless of secret Mr Krab blood!

#20 Posted by AndrewGaspar (2418 posts) -

Steroids.

#21 Posted by Shawn (3825 posts) -
Scorched said:
"krabby patties don't actually look very tasty"
But it is, it just is.
#22 Posted by Kontrapunkt (413 posts) -

everytime i hear the word i think salt pure salt...

#23 Posted by pirate_republic (1117 posts) -

They revealed the recipe in one of the episodes... damn I wish I remembered my childhood!

#24 Posted by HoNgKoNgPh0oEy (1481 posts) -

Spongebob has infected your head

#25 Posted by McQuinn (651 posts) -

That thing would be disgusting.  It's fish food.  I mean how do you think fish eat?  It's probably full of plankton and algae

#26 Posted by VilhelmNielsen (1735 posts) -

You really wanna know the recipe?

Alright, I'll tell you, but once you know you can never forgot. Ready?It is made of...

Unicorns and childrens dreams.

#27 Posted by Shawn (3825 posts) -

What part of the unicorn?

#28 Edited by clovy (160 posts) -
Shawn said:
"We've all heard of the Krabby Patty and all of it's infamy. But lets get things straight, I'm not playing around anymore. I want the secret formula NAO!!!

What could it possibly be?

"
looking at the picture im thinking what the hell is up with that gigantic tomato slice. I mean its thicker than the meat patty.
#29 Posted by wefwefasdf (6729 posts) -

I still think that someone should open a franchise called the Krusty Krab. I would go there at least once.

#30 Posted by PharoahCapcom (480 posts) -

THERE IS NO CRAB IN THIS PATTY!!!!!!

#31 Posted by hazelnutman (1097 posts) -

Horse hair.

#32 Posted by Cesb02 (145 posts) -

love....... is that too deep?...... i could go with never being dry.

#33 Posted by Clean (2356 posts) -

I heard its got a special kind of weed in it. Sea weed

#34 Posted by Hughes (398 posts) -
pirate_republic said:
"They revealed the recipe in one of the episodes... damn I wish I remembered my childhood!"
They said the secret ingredient was plankton but that ended up being fake.
#35 Posted by brukaoru (5079 posts) -
Clean said:
"I heard its got a special kind of weed in it. Sea weed"
Lol... So that's what that lettuce really is!
#36 Posted by Relys (984 posts) -

Crab?!?! IN MY PATTY!?!

#37 Posted by Emilio (3380 posts) -

Sir, you got water on my Kraby Patty!

#38 Posted by JohnDudebro (924 posts) -

I love how originally they tried to follow the laws of physics underwater, then slowly moved towards disregarding them completely. Things didn't catch fire at first, then they just stopped caring. Probably when they realized nobody watching the show was old enough to understand.

#39 Posted by Armar (37 posts) -
pirate_republic said:
"They revealed the recipe in one of the episodes... damn I wish I remembered my childhood!"
I think at the moment they would say the secret ingredient the credits showed xD
#40 Posted by Shawn (3825 posts) -
Hughes said:
"pirate_republic said:
"They revealed the recipe in one of the episodes... damn I wish I remembered my childhood!"
They said the secret ingredient was plankton but that ended up being fake."
Yeah I was so disappointed :(
#41 Posted by insanejedi (654 posts) -

It's Tarter Sauce. Yes I'm serious.

#42 Posted by Shawn (3825 posts) -
insanejedi said:
"It's Tarter Sauce. Yes I'm serious."
Proof.
#43 Posted by ReapersPuppy (468 posts) -

I know the secret formula..& I will reveil it NOW!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!...
its just a regular burger but theres 1 ingredient..
that changes it all! & its......CUM!!
*uses ashton kutcher voice*
u all just been PUNK'D!

#44 Edited by Player1 (3867 posts) -

The show made them look soooo good. Then all of the sudden they show a real life pic and it looks straight out of shitville. 

#45 Posted by TheGamerGeek (2498 posts) -
Player1 said:
"The show made them look soooo good. Then all of the sudden they show a real life pic and it looks straight out of shitville. "
Yea I know, when I saw that pic at the beginning of the thread it made me wonder, who the hell would eat that?
#46 Posted by Raspinudo (265 posts) -

secrets gotta be crab

#47 Posted by n00bosaurusRex (175 posts) -

Ok, I am not gonna blow it this time. Let’s see. Bun down. Then ketchup, then mustard, then pickles? No! That’s not right! Bun down. Mustard, then ketchup, lettuce, then the pickles? No! Mustard down, bun stuff down d'oh, where’s the patty go? Pickles, ketchup, wait! Think! Think! I’m losin’ it! Bun down, shoe, mustard, pan, bun...no! 

#48 Posted by Willy105 (4690 posts) -

At this point, it could be anything.

#49 Posted by crunchUK (5963 posts) -

lawl anyone remrmber "the patty wagon"?

#50 Posted by Vlademir (1029 posts) -

I remember in one of the episodes of Spongebob they actually named all of the ingredients in a Krabby Patty.

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