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    Jeff Gerstmann is the co-founder and former Editor-in-Chief of Giant Bomb as well as a professional video game scientist and anime expert.

    How many colds has Gerstmann had in the last 10 years?

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    #1  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

    Germs and little critters love to get in there - they like to get real deep. Dig around, cause trouble. Really stir it up in there, really get where it counts - go below the belt and beneath the arms - titillate every node. It's a ripe porterthouse.    
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    #2  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

    Germs and little critters love to get in there - they like to get real deep. Dig around, cause trouble. Really stir it up in there, really get where it counts - go below the belt and beneath the arms - titillate every node. It's a ripe porterthouse.    

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    #3  Edited By marc

    Why have millions, when you can have.... billions?

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    #4  Edited By buzz_clik

    1,134

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    #5  Edited By Metroid545

    who is counting?

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    #6  Edited By AndrewB

    When you travel all over to gatherings of thousands of people, you tend to catch stuff. Also keeping in mind that PAX has numerous cases of Swine Flu confirmed right now.

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    #7  Edited By Emilio

    I'll go with 4

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    #8  Edited By Systech

    At least over 8,999.

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    #9  Edited By torus
    @systech said:
    " At least over 8,999. "
    Wut.
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    #10  Edited By Gunner
    @Metroid545 said:
    " who is counting? "
    @buzz_clik said:
    " 1,134 "
    Apparently he is :P
     
    Im not here to judge... *cough*STALKERS!*cough*
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    #11  Edited By AndrewB

    IT'S GENERALLY IN THE RANGE OF APPROACHING 9000!!!!!!!

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    #12  Edited By tebbit

    Why are we guessing how many colds he's had? Pretty soon he'll be finding giant ACME nets on the floor with roast chickens on them. 
     
    Mmm... roast chicken.. 
     
     
    HYIIIIIIIIIIIIP

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    #13  Edited By Toxin066

    Somewhere around 1,001,001 colds.

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    #14  Edited By dethfish

    Just 9000, probably no higher than that though.

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    #15  Edited By OwnlyUzinWonHan

    Between 500-899
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    #16  Edited By demonbear

    Biff i swear to god you're the weirdest i've ever seen on the web, and it gets pretty weird out here.

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    #17  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
    @AndrewB said:

    "When you travel all over to gatherings of thousands of people, you tend to catch stuff. "


    Catches lots of stuff, all the stuff really gets in there. It goes deep though, bothers the nose. It really becomes part of him, causes trouble. Gets dirty.
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    #18  Edited By Seedofpower

    This thread is creeping me out......... Why would you ask this question?
    I only get sick about 2 twice at the most a year. How would he get sick 500 times in 10 years? That's 50 times a year. A cold only lasts about a week and we only got about 53 weeks a year. So by my math he is only health 3 weeks out of the year?
     
    Last I check he didn't look sick for pax.

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    #19  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
    @Seedofpower said:

    "I only get sick about 2 twice at the most a year. "

    Maybe you should stop trying to make this thread all about you. I also get sick 2 twice, big deal.
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    #20  Edited By Jolly_Lolly

    what

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    #21  Edited By Dalai

    I'm more interested in the number of venereal diseases he had in the last 10 years.  That might explain his love for the Dreamcast and Diane Sawyer. 
      

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    #22  Edited By Psyx2

    OVER NINE--

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    #23  Edited By Seedofpower
    @BiffMcBlumpkin said:
    " @Seedofpower said:

    "I only get sick about 2 twice at the most a year. "

    Maybe you should stop trying to make this thread all about you. I also get sick 2 twice, big deal. "
    Right. Normal people get sick that often. Jeff is a normal person, not a walking magnet for disease.
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    #24  Edited By Kohe321

    The answer is 15

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    #25  Edited By PureRok
    @Seedofpower said:
    " @BiffMcBlumpkin said:
    " @Seedofpower said:

    "I only get sick about 2 twice at the most a year. "

    Maybe you should stop trying to make this thread all about you. I also get sick 2 twice, big deal. "
    Right. Normal people get sick that often. Jeff is a normal person, not a walking magnet for disease. "
    I only get sick once. The same month every year (January) for the past ten years. I can go the rest of the year without any worry of getting sick.
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    #26  Edited By natetodamax

    You're all wrong. Jeff Gerstmann doesn't get a cold. The cold gets Jeff Gerstmann.

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    #27  Edited By sundby

    over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #28  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

    I feel that this poll is still super relevant. 
     
    Gerstmann attracts the sickness. He brings it in.
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    #29  Edited By CL60

    Approx. 3,139,654

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    #30  Edited By Brendan

    Like bugs to a lamp...to a Gerstmann.
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    #31  Edited By FesteringNeon

    0 (Zero).  
    Gerstmann never gets sick. 
    He fakes to blend in.  
     A Robot fueled by vitamin C.  
    100%.  
     You can't beat 100%  
    Oh Nooooo. (yea, take that Kool-Aid man)

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