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    Muscle March

    Game » consists of 2 releases. Released Jan 18, 2010

    Muscle March (Muscle Koushinkyoku) is a Wii Ware release about a group of super-manly dudes (and a lady, and a bear) who chase down various protein-nabbing villains.

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    Edited By jeff
    Muscle March is out on Japanese WiiWare today for 800 Wii points. Offworld discovered this lengthy clip of the game in motion, and I'm of the mind that you should watch it.

      


    Reminds me of the Ramen Muscle guy from Work Time Fun. Also, it looks kind of awesome, but you don't need me to tell you that.
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    #1  Edited By jeff
    Muscle March is out on Japanese WiiWare today for 800 Wii points. Offworld discovered this lengthy clip of the game in motion, and I'm of the mind that you should watch it.

      


    Reminds me of the Ramen Muscle guy from Work Time Fun. Also, it looks kind of awesome, but you don't need me to tell you that.
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    #2  Edited By sdauz

    Jesus christ..........im scarred for life now

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    #3  Edited By Satune

    When I woke up today, I was not expecting to see a muscular man wearing a bra...creepy

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    #4  Edited By supermuchbrown

    Japan fuckin freaks me out.

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    #5  Edited By Mootalstrike

    My brain hurts

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    #6  Edited By Endogene

    MAN PILE !!!

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    #7  Edited By Zarackus

    I love how insane Japan is.

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    #8  Edited By Spencer

    Is a Japanese Wii required for this?

    Hey Jeff, I heard you might have a Japanese Wii.  Do you have a Wii?

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    #9  Edited By logson

    Joystiq was featuring a similar video, and I just knew it would show up here eventually. SO. DAMN. RAD.

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    Not something I'd want to play around my friends, or even my parents, but it's godo to see that the game has no issues with being completely homosexual.

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    #12  Edited By slantedwindows
    Khann said:
    Not something I'd want to play around my friends, or even my parents, but it's godo to see that the ... [more]
    so that makes you a closet homosexual, doesnt it?
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    #13  Edited By thegoldencat7

    Well, the gaming indsustry might as well just pack up shop right now, its clearly reached its zenith, we can only go downhill from here.

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    #14  Edited By TwoOneFive

    dude that was trippy

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    #15  Edited By Diamond

    I don't think it looks like something I'd want to play at all (the gameplay consists of just 4 wiimote / nunchuk positions and a rapid 'catch up' moment?), but the theme is entertaining in a Katamari sort of way.

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    #16  Edited By gingertastic_10

    hell yeah!!!

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    #17  Edited By Qjt

    A polar bear in speedos? I'M IN!

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    #18  Edited By Stang

    Take that Metal Gear Solid 4, we have dudes running through shit in speedos! Jealous are ya?

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    #19  Edited By Death_Burnout

    RAMEN MUSCLE!

    I actually like the way you go through the enviroment like that.

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    #20  Edited By dsplayer1010

    And I thought american WiiWare got some weird shit

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    #21  Edited By ZmillA

    looks awesome, love the music. Gots a good katamari vibe coming from this one.

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    #22  Edited By ImperiousRix

    Gosh, this is hilarious...

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    #23  Edited By Sooperspy

    2:54=gang rape

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    #24  Edited By Brendan
    @slantedwindows:
    ha
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    #25  Edited By Ben_H

    When does the GOTY version come out?

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    #26  Edited By Theresonlyone

    The official game of the village people

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    #27  Edited By pirate_republic

    Wtf Japan.

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    #28  Edited By crunchmonkey

    This makes me want a Wii.


    The noise the guy makes sounds like Homer Simpson.
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    #29  Edited By Number1

    LOL just LOL

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    #30  Edited By MatthewMeadows

    Quick look?...please?

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    #31  Edited By FlipperDesert

    ... I want a Wii.

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    #32  Edited By CL60

    This is the best game I've ever seen.

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    #33  Edited By Whiplash

    I love the randomness of Japanese games.

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    #34  Edited By Endogene

    It looks like tonight is Gay Night over at Giant Bomb, First the GTA4 DLC that is about the body guard of a character named  Gay Tony and now this spectacular display of very manly body builders and a polar bear in speedos.

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    #35  Edited By tekmojo

    I jizzed a little in my pants.

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    #36  Edited By Deusoma

    So does the game actually speed up like that when it's just you left, or was the editor of the video just being a douche?

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    #37  Edited By SleepyDoughnut

    japanese games always have the best music.

    Also, I like everything about this game. o_0

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    #38  Edited By vigorousjammer

    I wonder how the controls are...

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    #39  Edited By Ineedaname

     What the hell just happened?

    And it reminds me of Bishi bashi.

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    #40  Edited By Lepuke

    The game play idea at least seems original maybe even fun if the action gets fast enough... as in having to strike the same pose that was previously busted in the wall ahead of your character.
    But I don't know if the nearly naked, super roided up game characters are exactly family friendly.
    I think I will pass, though I have my doubts this will see a local release anyways.

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    #41  Edited By SketchyBrown

    Oh no!
    My Mind!
    AAAAHHHH!

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    #42  Edited By mattysen

    This is the best thing to happen to my life...Since EVER

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    #43  Edited By Blazer74

    Well despite the dudes in speedos that games looks kind of cool.

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    #44  Edited By Nick

    That son of a bitch stole their protein powder!

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    #45  Edited By JackiJinx

    And that's one more for the argument of importing systems.

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    #46  Edited By AllanIceman

    ....... ummm...... I'm speechless........

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    #47  Edited By Bigandtasty

    Let's Polar Bear!

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    #48  Edited By Six

    that is just plain weird

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    #49  Edited By AudioSeb

    Now that's a party game!!  Bring this oversea please!

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    #50  Edited By Death_Unicorn

    Why was there a polar bear flexing with those men?
    lol?

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