Muscle March In Motion

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Posted by Jeff (3485 posts) -
Muscle March is out on Japanese WiiWare today for 800 Wii points. Offworld discovered this lengthy clip of the game in motion, and I'm of the mind that you should watch it.

  


Reminds me of the Ramen Muscle guy from Work Time Fun. Also, it looks kind of awesome, but you don't need me to tell you that.
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#1 Posted by Jeff (3485 posts) -
Muscle March is out on Japanese WiiWare today for 800 Wii points. Offworld discovered this lengthy clip of the game in motion, and I'm of the mind that you should watch it.

  


Reminds me of the Ramen Muscle guy from Work Time Fun. Also, it looks kind of awesome, but you don't need me to tell you that.
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#2 Edited by sdauz (430 posts) -

Jesus christ..........im scarred for life now

#3 Posted by Satune (477 posts) -

When I woke up today, I was not expecting to see a muscular man wearing a bra...creepy

#4 Posted by SuperMuchBrown (79 posts) -

Japan fuckin freaks me out.

#5 Posted by Mootalstrike (187 posts) -

My brain hurts

#6 Posted by Endogene (4741 posts) -

MAN PILE !!!

#7 Posted by Zarackus (34 posts) -

I love how insane Japan is.

#8 Posted by Spencer (252 posts) -

Is a Japanese Wii required for this?

Hey Jeff, I heard you might have a Japanese Wii.  Do you have a Wii?

#9 Posted by logson (521 posts) -

Joystiq was featuring a similar video, and I just knew it would show up here eventually. SO. DAMN. RAD.

#10 Posted by Ossi (1229 posts) -

This silliness tickles my Katamari.

#11 Posted by Khann (2830 posts) -

Not something I'd want to play around my friends, or even my parents, but it's godo to see that the game has no issues with being completely homosexual.

#12 Posted by slantedwindows (272 posts) -
Khann said:
Not something I'd want to play around my friends, or even my parents, but it's godo to see that the ... [more]
so that makes you a closet homosexual, doesnt it?
#13 Posted by thegoldencat7 (1496 posts) -

Well, the gaming indsustry might as well just pack up shop right now, its clearly reached its zenith, we can only go downhill from here.

#14 Posted by TwoOneFive (9459 posts) -

dude that was trippy

#15 Posted by Diamond (8634 posts) -

I don't think it looks like something I'd want to play at all (the gameplay consists of just 4 wiimote / nunchuk positions and a rapid 'catch up' moment?), but the theme is entertaining in a Katamari sort of way.

#16 Posted by gingertastic_10 (4141 posts) -

hell yeah!!!

#17 Posted by Qjt (59 posts) -

A polar bear in speedos? I'M IN!

#18 Posted by Stang (4726 posts) -

Take that Metal Gear Solid 4, we have dudes running through shit in speedos! Jealous are ya?

#19 Posted by Death_Burnout (3796 posts) -

RAMEN MUSCLE!

I actually like the way you go through the enviroment like that.

#20 Posted by dsplayer1010 (2227 posts) -

And I thought american WiiWare got some weird shit

#21 Posted by ZmillA (2269 posts) -

looks awesome, love the music. Gots a good katamari vibe coming from this one.

#22 Posted by ImperiousRix (2963 posts) -

Gosh, this is hilarious...

#23 Posted by Redbullet685 (6033 posts) -

2:54=gang rape

#24 Posted by Brendan (7752 posts) -
@slantedwindows:
ha
#25 Posted by Ben_H (3338 posts) -

When does the GOTY version come out?

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#26 Posted by Theresonlyone (190 posts) -

The official game of the village people

#27 Posted by pirate_republic (1117 posts) -

Wtf Japan.

#28 Posted by crunchmonkey (258 posts) -

This makes me want a Wii.


The noise the guy makes sounds like Homer Simpson.
#29 Posted by Number1 (201 posts) -

LOL just LOL

#30 Posted by MatthewMeadows (588 posts) -

Quick look?...please?

#31 Posted by FlipperDesert (2083 posts) -

... I want a Wii.

#32 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

This is the best game I've ever seen.

#33 Posted by Whiplash (106 posts) -

I love the randomness of Japanese games.

#34 Posted by Endogene (4741 posts) -

It looks like tonight is Gay Night over at Giant Bomb, First the GTA4 DLC that is about the body guard of a character named  Gay Tony and now this spectacular display of very manly body builders and a polar bear in speedos.

#35 Posted by tekmojo (2301 posts) -

I jizzed a little in my pants.

#36 Posted by Deusoma (3005 posts) -

So does the game actually speed up like that when it's just you left, or was the editor of the video just being a douche?

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#37 Edited by SleepyDoughnut (1208 posts) -

japanese games always have the best music.

Also, I like everything about this game. o_0

#38 Posted by Vigorousjammer (2493 posts) -

I wonder how the controls are...

#39 Posted by Ineedaname (4319 posts) -

 What the hell just happened?

And it reminds me of Bishi bashi.

#40 Posted by Lepuke (327 posts) -

The game play idea at least seems original maybe even fun if the action gets fast enough... as in having to strike the same pose that was previously busted in the wall ahead of your character.
But I don't know if the nearly naked, super roided up game characters are exactly family friendly.
I think I will pass, though I have my doubts this will see a local release anyways.

#41 Posted by SketchyBrown (180 posts) -

Oh no!
My Mind!
AAAAHHHH!

#42 Posted by mattysen (822 posts) -

This is the best thing to happen to my life...Since EVER

#43 Posted by Blazer74 (186 posts) -

Well despite the dudes in speedos that games looks kind of cool.

#44 Posted by Nick (659 posts) -

That son of a bitch stole their protein powder!

#45 Posted by JackiJinx (3089 posts) -

And that's one more for the argument of importing systems.

#46 Posted by AllanIceman (1322 posts) -

....... ummm...... I'm speechless........

#47 Posted by Bigandtasty (3202 posts) -

Let's Polar Bear!

#48 Posted by Six (612 posts) -

that is just plain weird

#49 Posted by AudioSeb (4 posts) -

Now that's a party game!!  Bring this oversea please!

#50 Posted by Death_Unicorn (2838 posts) -

Why was there a polar bear flexing with those men?
lol?

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