Expecting some crazy things from this.
 
1. Your save point is the toilet and the shower.

2. when you save mid level at the final boss and you did not train your stenght you are FUCKED...

3. A beam katana does not cauterize severe lacerations of the body.

4. Don't trust a school girl with a recorder. Ever.

4. Say Moe after ever kill and sharpening your Katana even if you don't know what Moe is.

5. I learned people fuck at funerals.

6. Every job I will work at will just be me playing an NES mini game.

Man, these threads need to stop. But I'll still enable.
 
7. 8 bit games are still awesome.

9. Being cut in half does not necicerily end your life 
10. Shadow Stepping is a hard thing to do 
11. All brothers are douchebags

12. When your cat loses weight they'll teach you a technique.
 
13. One football player and 21 cheerleaders can make a giant robot.