Pokemon (deserves a fail?)

#1 Posted by Trodorne (13 posts) -

I think it does. cause now I can plainly see how japanese game developers are off their god damn rocker. Like there was much I put up with the series in terms of evolution and needing to work on replayability, but when they screw up my favorite animal's evolution. thats when the line is crossed. 

 
 
I mean what the hell is this? 
How does an Otter end up looking like that?
 
 The most LOGICAL point would be that it comes out as a Water/ Ice type with thicker fur and having the shells on its body for armor. OR go Water/fighting and make it a sleek / muscular otter using the shells as elbow and knee pads. Not a cheap lool a like knock off of Dialga.
 
 
 Anyways that was my complaining, I want to hear if you liked the evolution or you would have it changed to something better.
#2 Edited by Spoonman671 (4636 posts) -

They make up for it with a certain fiery wrestling pig.

#3 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

Well, to be fair, this...

...evolved into this:

Clearly, anything is possible.

#4 Posted by Irvandus (2879 posts) -

@Video_Game_King: Good job sir! Logic has won this thread, good day.

#5 Posted by Metric_Outlaw (1172 posts) -

That's why I choose to believe in the theory of intelligent Pokemon design.

#6 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@Metric_Outlaw:

But what god would dare create Luvdisc?

#7 Posted by yoshimitz707 (2453 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

@Metric_Outlaw:

But what god would dare create Luvdisc?

A luving one.

#8 Posted by Dagbiker (6976 posts) -

Ponyta is clearly the most loved of gods pokemon

#9 Posted by Getz (3013 posts) -

@Dagbiker: Only the shiny ones though.

#10 Posted by VisariLoyalist (2992 posts) -
#11 Posted by Tebbit (4465 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

Well, to be fair, this...

...evolved into this:

Clearly, anything is possible.

You forgot step one:

"P.S. I PUT THE DINOSAURS THERE TO TEST YOU" - God
#12 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@Tebbit:

Why does God need to test people? Doesn't he know the results?

#13 Posted by Shirogane (3574 posts) -

@Video_Game_King: He's not actually testing, he's just saying that as an excuse. You think Glados is god?

#14 Posted by FengShuiGod (1486 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

@Tebbit:

Why does God need to test people? Doesn't he know the results?

#15 Posted by RedHatDrew (334 posts) -

This made my night. Good show, everyone!

#16 Posted by Tebbit (4465 posts) -

@Video_Game_King: God must know that Subway sandwiches are delicious, but you wouldn't question him if you saw him purchasing a Foot-Long on honey-oat.

#17 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

I see my heroes and kings in this thread. It smells fresh.

#18 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@Tebbit:

What? Also, you're fucking up my later response. Give it time.

#19 Posted by ssj4raditz (1125 posts) -

I just want to know who didn't hit the B button with the dinosaurs.

#20 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@Shirogane:

No, but I do think Wheatley is Jesus. Whesus.

#21 Posted by Vexxan (4620 posts) -

They should stop making new Pokémon, we don't need more of them! Go gold 'n silver!

#22 Posted by Double0hFor (410 posts) -

any new Pokemon that came after the first 250 are irrelevant and suck

#23 Posted by Tebbit (4465 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

@Tebbit:

What? Also, you're fucking up my later response. Give it time.

OK. This beef can simmer.

#24 Posted by MrKlorox (11209 posts) -
@Tebbit said:

@Video_Game_King: God must know that Subway sandwiches are delicious, but you wouldn't question him if you saw him purchasing a Foot-Long on honey-oat.

Is that funny because Foot-Long honey-oat subs taste like shit? Or do I not get the joke?

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