Presented without explanation or context:

• Doing “business”
• We lost@Sweep
• Creamsicle Coke
• I believe in a thing called technical issues
• Last of @Brewmaster_Andy 's beer
• Smocks
• Sucking your own dick
• U-haul guitar cases
• Mass Effect full
• A used condom full of hot cheese
• Dave and Ryan’s tiny bar
• Mega64 gets Lost
• Spec Ops…the eternal line
• Rickety stairs
• We’re gonna need a third booth
• Wiki talk [REDACTED]
• Hot tamales
• Quail eggs
• Ska practice
• Front row Pid
• Sour patch dust
• The Lang Zone
• Crowded bars
• Back-up plans
• Brick Red
• Photo documentary time
• That fuckin’ Pooyan
• No Borderlands
• Cliffy B surprise
• [REDACTED]
• L337 moment
• And the best damn game of Crokinole ever witnessed.

I didn't go to PAX East. WTF is up with Pooyan?

@Ravenlight said:

I didn't go to PAX East. WTF is up with Pooyan?

I think that's how Giant Bombers say they got laid. "Duder, I got tons of pooyan last night. I was, just, drowning in pooyan."

@Video_Game_King:

That explains why I didn't know what it means -_-

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I want context on the lost @Sweep incident. No, I DEMAND CONTEXT ON THE LOST SWEEP INCIDENT!!!!!

109 words to be exact (if wordcount of Word can be trusted).

Losing Sweep was probably my favorite moment of PAX.

You had to be there.

Sidescrolling motorcycle games!

• Meeting @Sweep for the first time and he was in his underwear
• Losing Sweep
• @slowbird calling @Matt "Sass-cual."
• Chasing pigeons
• Going to my first bar
• Cards Against Humanity pizza party
• Getting my hair felt up by a PopCap zombie
• Hugging Jeff Gerstmann, Ryan Davis, Dave Snider, Jeff Green, Justin McElroy, Greg Kasavin, Mikey Neumann, Randy Pitchford, Stephanie Bayer, Hannah Foell, and lots of Giant Bomb users. I am subject zero of PAXflu.
• Spooning Gearbox's David Eddings (the voice of Claptrap.)
• Police officer letting @PsEG and I continue to the front of the queue to the Expo Hall
• PsEG's face after seeing @slowbird and @natetodamax charging their stuff in our shared room
• PLAYING BORDERLANDS 2 AND TEARING UP OVER ALL OF THE FUN I WAS HAVING. I LOVE LIFE.
• And to @wafflestomp for just being there. He's my bro. <3
• Beating Matt at Skulls of the Shogun. :)
• Doing Caramelldanse with a Zelda cosplayer in front of the Anime Boston webcam setup.

Okay, so that was 176 words. I blame the emotes! Deal with it!

Here's a few I would add. I'm not counting words.

• The Five Guys disappearing hamburgers of Matt and Sweep! Seriously did you inhale that shit?
• Matt and his pitch line for his soda concoction.
• The awkward moment of meeting the mods.
• Phil fucking rocks!
• FACT.
• Man it got hot in that tiny bar!
• Chatting movies with Dave.
• Trials Evolution.
• Bazillions of skins...
• Telling Amir my idea.
• Losing Sweep!
• That fucking cabbie that dropped me of by Fenway! WTF!
• Dave inviting me to the "dinner"
• Drew!
• Getting a demo of PID from Adam when Johnny V called him.
• Rock Brad Night
• Meeting Rich Gallup's Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning's own Rich Gallup
• FACT.

and many more...

Jealousy brewing.

@FinalDasa: I will see you next year! Right? I mean, I fucking better.

@Sparklykiss: Was that a threat?! o.O I'll try to go!

How could I forget some ASSHOLE pulling the fire alarm at 3:30 am. at the hotel. Had to evacuate and everything, Fuck that guy.

@dvdhaus said:

How could I forget some ASSHOLE pulling the fire alarm at 3:30 am. at the hotel. Had to evacuate and everything, Fuck that guy.

THAT WAS THE FUCKING WORST!

The Lang Zone...what have I done :D.

I'm sad I didn't meet up with many Giant Bombers. There is always next year!!!

@Matt said:

@dvdhaus said:

How could I forget some ASSHOLE pulling the fire alarm at 3:30 am. at the hotel. Had to evacuate and everything, Fuck that guy.

THAT WAS THE FUCKING WORST!

FACT.

Also "That's a shit load of signs down that tunnel" @Sweep

To the guy who let us join his Cards Against Humanity game while waiting for the Giant Bomb panel: I think I had more fun playing that game than I did at the panel itself. The guy who sang all of Kanye West's "Power" and got the line singing too was awesome, as well. Giant Bombers are the funniest dudes around.

By the way, if anyone has a pic of me dressed up as Persona 4's Charlie Tunoku I'd love to see em!