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    A prison is a secure location built for the confinement of a person or persons for a set length of time. It is often built by the state to punish criminals, and sequester them from productive members of society.

    Behave Badly in Prison...They Feed You Meatloaf!

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    Edited By ZombiePie  Staff

    So in yet another addition of news of the weird the Contra Costa Times just wrote an article about how various prisons are using meatloaf, titled "the loaf" as punishment for inmates that are behaving poorly. Yes that's right meatloaf is being used as punishment in various state correctional facilities and now has taken residence in Santa Cruz County. So here's a picture of said loaf:

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    So what's in the punishment loaf? A lot of vegetables if you were wondering. In fact "the loaf" is extremely nutritious:

    CALIFORNIA RECIPE FOR DISCIPLINARY DIET LOAF
    INGREDIENTS

    21/2 oz. nonfat dry milk
    41/2 oz. raw grated potato
    41/2 oz. raw carrots, chopped or grated fine
    11/2 oz. tomato juice or puree
    41/2 oz. raw cabbage, chopped fine
    7 oz. lean ground beef, turkey or rehydrated, canned or frozen Textured Vegetable Protein (TVP)
    21/2 fl. oz. oil
    11/2 oz. whole wheat flour
    1/4 tsp. salt
    4 tsp. raw onion, chopped
    1 egg
    6 oz. dry red beans, precooked before baking (or 16 oz. canned or cooked red kidney beans) 4 tsp. chili powder
    DIRECTIONS:
    Shape into a loaf and bake at 350-375 degrees for 50-70 minutes.

    So does it work? 

    "Usually, they only last a couple days on the loaf before they agree to comply with directions and are given normal meals again," said Tim Sanford, the jail's food service manager for 15 years.

    Now not everyone is welcoming the new type of punishment. As to be expected there are numerous accusations that "the loaf" is cruel and unusual punishment. However as the prison points out "[t]he Eighth Amendment requires only that prisoners receive food that is adequate to maintain health; it need not be tasty or aesthetically appealing." So it looks like "the loaf" is here to stay for Santa Cruz County.
     
     
    P.S. Giant Bomb does not have a wiki page for meatloaf...Please tell me that someone can think of a game that had meatloaf in it.
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    #1  Edited By ZombiePie  Staff

    So in yet another addition of news of the weird the Contra Costa Times just wrote an article about how various prisons are using meatloaf, titled "the loaf" as punishment for inmates that are behaving poorly. Yes that's right meatloaf is being used as punishment in various state correctional facilities and now has taken residence in Santa Cruz County. So here's a picture of said loaf:

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    So what's in the punishment loaf? A lot of vegetables if you were wondering. In fact "the loaf" is extremely nutritious:

    CALIFORNIA RECIPE FOR DISCIPLINARY DIET LOAF
    INGREDIENTS

    21/2 oz. nonfat dry milk
    41/2 oz. raw grated potato
    41/2 oz. raw carrots, chopped or grated fine
    11/2 oz. tomato juice or puree
    41/2 oz. raw cabbage, chopped fine
    7 oz. lean ground beef, turkey or rehydrated, canned or frozen Textured Vegetable Protein (TVP)
    21/2 fl. oz. oil
    11/2 oz. whole wheat flour
    1/4 tsp. salt
    4 tsp. raw onion, chopped
    1 egg
    6 oz. dry red beans, precooked before baking (or 16 oz. canned or cooked red kidney beans) 4 tsp. chili powder
    DIRECTIONS:
    Shape into a loaf and bake at 350-375 degrees for 50-70 minutes.

    So does it work? 

    "Usually, they only last a couple days on the loaf before they agree to comply with directions and are given normal meals again," said Tim Sanford, the jail's food service manager for 15 years.

    Now not everyone is welcoming the new type of punishment. As to be expected there are numerous accusations that "the loaf" is cruel and unusual punishment. However as the prison points out "[t]he Eighth Amendment requires only that prisoners receive food that is adequate to maintain health; it need not be tasty or aesthetically appealing." So it looks like "the loaf" is here to stay for Santa Cruz County.
     
     
    P.S. Giant Bomb does not have a wiki page for meatloaf...Please tell me that someone can think of a game that had meatloaf in it.
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    #2  Edited By beargirl1

    eek. that looks so.. bleh @_@

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    #3  Edited By JJOR64

    A little off topic, but when I was little, I always thought people in jail/prison only got bread and water to eat.

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    #4  Edited By gamb1t

    I couldnt imagine what it tastes oh wait ive been to jail before ya it tastes just how it looks. i think a rock would taste better if you itched it away.

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    #5  Edited By Noodles

    Meatloaf, when cooked properly, is pretty damn amazing.
     
    This meatloaf recipe looks like absolute garbage.

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    #6  Edited By PrivateIronTFU

    I love meatloaf, and that is not meatloaf.

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    #7  Edited By GunnBjorn

     
    Call me a weirdo, but I think I've got no difficulty eating that. Okay, it's nothing special and sure, after a while it will appall you. In prison, I'm much more worried about that other ''Meat'' the inmates might force you to swallow...    

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    #8  Edited By cornbredx

    I like real meatloaf.
     
    In picture, that looks like bread. That's kinda creepy and unappealing. Real meatloaf is beef with onions, egg, maybe some seasonings if you so choose, maybe some bacon cus bacon makes everything better, and ketchup. MMM, real meatloaf is good.... I'm hungry now.

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    #9  Edited By mikemcn

    And they give celebrities meatloaf foams until they comply. 

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    #10  Edited By trace

    At first glance, I thought that was cornbread. Not sure what to think of that as a meatloaf, though I imagine it's dry with a horrible texture.
     
    Interesting to hear that it's reasonably effective, too. I guess it goes to show how people (or prisoners) take decent-tasting food for granted.

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    #11  Edited By GunnBjorn
    @ZombiePie: 
     
    Cooking Mama Cook Off for the Wii has a meatloaf recipe in it. 
     
      
       
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    #12  Edited By smitty86

    This was on Lockup on MSNBC before. It looks just as bad as it sounds, but hey, at least one guy likes it.
      


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    #13  Edited By ch13696
    @ZombiePie said:
    "  P.S. Giant Bomb does not have a wiki page for meatloaf...Please tell me that someone can think of a game that had meatloaf in it. "
    If there's a Rocky Horror Picture Show game, then you can definitely use that. 
     

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    #14  Edited By Dalai
    @ch13696 said:
    " @ZombiePie said:
    "  P.S. Giant Bomb does not have a wiki page for meatloaf...Please tell me that someone can think of a game that had meatloaf in it. "
    If there's a Rocky Horror Picture Show game, then you can definitely use that. 
     

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    You took the words right out of my mouth.
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    #15  Edited By NeVeRMoRe666
    @ZombiePie:  Better than rape.
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    #16  Edited By MarkWahlberg

    Meatloaf: More humane than solitary confinement.

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    #17  Edited By ShadowKnight508

    God...that meatloaf looks horrible...when done correctly, meatloaf can be one of the best dishes to eat. This loaf sounds like some seriously nasty stuff (even if it is very nutritious for you).
     
    Interesting blog, ZombiePie.

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    #18  Edited By sparky_buzzsaw

    Ya know, with a little ketchup and BBQ sauce on it before and while it bakes... well, that wouldn't be too bad!

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    #19  Edited By landon

    It looks more line cornbread than meatloaf. Or maybe Thanksgiving dressing. Actually, I don't think it looks that bad. I'd try it.

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    #20  Edited By Claude

    It doesn't look that bad. It has more ingredients than the meatloaf I make. A little water to wash it down and everything should be fine.

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    #21  Edited By Psych0Penguin

    You only do two days anyhow. The day you go in and the day you come out. I could handle two meals of 'the loaf' :D

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    #22  Edited By GoofyGoober

    In that video posted, it didn't look TOO bad, especially considering the fact that you are, well you know, in prison.

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    #23  Edited By buft

    Spiceworld: the movie, the game? im not sure if they made a game for the movie but the movie definitely had meatloaf in it ...

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    #24  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

    It's certainly an unusual punishment and it doesn't look very appetizing, but I don't think this really qualifies as a cruel punishment.

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    #25  Edited By PerryVandell

    Holy shit, I live in Contra Costa County. Must make sure I stay out of prison, lest I face the wrath of THE LOAF.

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    #26  Edited By droop

    Healthy food? THAT'S DISGUSTING! Where's my chicken nuggets at?

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    #27  Edited By Tennmuerti

    I though "feed you meatloaf" was a euphemism for sucking dick.

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    #28  Edited By Meowshi
    @Psych0Penguin said:
    " You only do two days anyhow. The day you go in and the day you come out. I could handle two meals of 'the loaf' :D "  
    Are we going to turn this into a quote The Wire thread? 
     
    Because I could for one of those.
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    #29  Edited By Bigheart711

    And I though I was tired of Meatloaf. @_@

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    #30  Edited By Psych0Penguin
    @Meowshi said:
    " @Psych0Penguin said:
    " You only do two days anyhow. The day you go in and the day you come out. I could handle two meals of 'the loaf' :D "  
    Are we going to turn this into a quote The Wire thread?  Because I could for one of those. "    
    Do tell?
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    #31  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

     
     

    Taken from Meat Loaf's IMDB page.

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