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Comic Jumper.

Kill it with FIRE.

Remember to floss it and drench it in mouthwash afterwards.

Doesn't EA copy Call of Duty gameplay wholesale with it's dozens upon dozens of military FPS clones? GTFO, EA.

This game came out on PC? Ah. I remember Jeff mentioning something about porn mods, how could that not be a PC thing?

@SmilingPig said:

So this is news to tell us that there is no news yet...

Welcome to Patrick newz storiez

You should be buying new anyway... unless it's some annual EA game.

@yoshimitz707 said:

@sofacitysweetheart said:

@OllyOxenFree said:

@sofacitysweetheart said:

Slow news day, but Patrick's gonna meet that quota somehow.

No? Having an article stating that there are layoffs in the video game industry is pretty substantial.

I must have missed the part where this was different from any other week? What about the studios that were hiring this week, maybe that should get it's own story too...

Do you do anything but bitch about this site? Why the fuck are you even here?

Everything but the pompous article writers and "defence-squad" community members (apparently) :D

@OllyOxenFree said:

@sofacitysweetheart said:

Slow news day, but Patrick's gonna meet that quota somehow.

No? Having an article stating that there are layoffs in the video game industry is pretty substantial.

I must have missed the part where this was different from any other week? What about the studios that were hiring this week, maybe that should get it's own story too...

Slow news day, but Patrick's gonna meet that quota somehow.

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@Ace829 said:

This video completely ruined the game for me. I can't imagine myself playing it without bursting out in laughter at random times.

This was my first exposure to the game earlier today. The game looks kinda interesting.

This guy sounds like Greg Kasabin, and reminds me of the Skyrim live stream. Just imagine that it is Greg, you will have a much better time.

That was a guy? I thought Giant Bomb was streaming paint dry for 12 hours.

No CKY? *sadface*

Still not interested in this. I'm not convinced at all these Robomondo guys can actually make a good Pro Skater game, let alone do the old games any justice. We'll see.