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ArbitraryWater

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Best games of 2013 (that didn't come out in 2013)

Let's be real: This is the true GOTY list, but you'll want to read the blog for additional commentary.

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  • I'm sort of cheating on this one, given that World of Xeen is actually composed of Might and Magic IV and V, both separate and distinct halves of a game that interconnects them in a way that I don't think I've seen again. *

  • While I couldn't tell you if this game or Super Mario 3D World is the superior of the two, the second half of 3D Land is exactly the kind of thing that makes Mario games a force to be reckoned with in the first place.

  • Mask of the Betrayer may have managed to usurp Fallout: New Vegas as my favorite Obsidian title, depending on the day of the week you ask me. *

  • The question "Am I a bad enough dude to play these deliberately cruel dungeon crawlers with anime lolis?" was one I struggled with for quite some time. I'm not sure what made this one click, but consider me a fan of Etrian Odyssey. *

  • I'll give Valkyria Chronicles II credit: Given how much better the first game supposedly is, I'll probably enjoy the hell out of it. Its PSP sequel has what might be the single most intolerably annoying cast of anime stereotypes this side of a Tales game... aaannnd I still enjoyed it. Weird.*

  • Bayonetta crosses my line of tolerance for batshit Japanese insanity with its unrelenting torrent of flashing lights, nonsensical plot, sexual imagery and references to other video games. It's also one of the finest character action games I've played.

  • I was actually really surprised how much I enjoyed this game, given that I think Mario Kart is sort of dumb now. *

  • Don't let the Vikings fool you, Warriors of the North is more King's Bounty with some slight tweaks here and there. And... that's good enough, given that as a fan of Heroes of Might and Magic, this entire series is basically just comfort food.

  • Far Cry 3 is the big dumb sandbox I wish Far Cry 2 was all along. The only reason it isn't higher is because I think it wears out its welcome by the time you reach the second island, to not even get into my issues with the story and its continually squandered potential in favor of making me openly hate the protagonist. I might like Blood Dragon more, actually. Still a blast.

  • While I didn't get around to Oracle of Ages this year, Oracle of Seasons is a solid Zelda game hamstrung by the limits of what the Gameboy Color was actually capable of. *

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Finally get around to MotB, or a replay?

Damn, that game was good. Not quite Planescape good, but good.

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@viking_funeral: I played NWN 2 and Mask of the Betrayer for the first time this year. While the former is a decent D&D adventure, MotB might have unseated Fallout New Vegas as my favorite Obsidian game. You're right, it's not Planescape, but it is the closest a game has come to it since.

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I could hug you for including Quest for Glory. Good man. I really enjoyed the hell out of Syndicate, as short and blandly shiny as it was. I thought the combat was terrific, and minus a few really buggy areas now and then, it seemed like a really neat backbone for a possible sequel or two. I guess the universe had other plans. Loved me some Far Cry 3 too.

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@sparky_buzzsaw: For a game I bought for something like $3, Syndicate was pretty great. As you said, it laid some pretty interesting groundwork for a sequel, but of course it also sold roughly 8 copies worldwide.

EDIT: As for Far Cry 3, I loved the heck out of that game for like the first 7-8 hours and then I got to the part where I had to keep going through the story. I haven't written anything on these forums because I feel like it's not a particularly unpopular opinion, but I have some harsh words for where that story goes and the nature of the protagonist. I might go as far as to call Blood Dragon a better game because it doesn't drag, even if the attempts at humor are pretty hit or miss.

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@arbitrarywater: Blood Dragon was a small miss for me. I like the concept just fine, but it's yet another one of those games that doesn't quite do the inspirations for it justice by actually being a lot of fun. There were a few funny moments ("blind me with your cyber-love" might be my favorite quote of the year), but it felt like a weird little step backwards from Far Cry 3, which I thought was superior in just about every way. Personally, I didn't mind where Far Cry's story went, except that if it was going to go in that direction, the main character could have definitely used more development.