There's this local band where my cousin lives that we rag on alot, because they made this. Anyways, my cousin pointed out a picture of his drumset set up. The only problem, other than the fact that he was shirtless when he shouldn't be (pale white kids . . . eww), was that his china cymbal was upside down. I decided, after 6 long years of protest, that I make a MySpace account to correct his mistake in a polite way.

So, I go through the creation process and everything, and go to the picture to post a comment, but . . . I had to be his friend to post a comment! What the hell? What is MySpace teaching kids, that they can just have a bubble around themselves free from criticism? Anyways, I figured I'd send him a PM, but it wouldn't let me do that either!

Okay, here comes the rant and profanity.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?! Now I understand what's wrong with kids in this world. MYSPACE! They think they're all hot shit because no one ever takes them down a notch because they're not allowed to. Kids are protected from every single legitimate criticism and correction, so they see themselves as perfect. FUCK, MAN!!! I swear to god, MySpace is killing the earth, and I hope it dies soon. This is easily the biggest load of bullshit EVER.