Why the hell do I have 51 followers!?!

Hey, people. It's me. I've been gone a while. Shit happened, more so than usual over the past six months. I haven't really had time to stop worrying and love the bomb, per se. My visits have been very sporadic, and I never stay long. College is time consuming, let me tell ya . . . 
 
Which brings me to my next point. Why the FUCK do I have followers?! Last time I was here, there wasn't even a follower system. I've done nothing to warrant followers, but here they are. Bunch of fuckin' stalkers n' shit, watching me through the window of their computer screen, judging me. It's creepy, god damnit. Stop. Gawld. 
 
Eh, I guess I should make this game-related somehow. I finally warmed up to Halo 3 after it being out for two years. It's got some solidly fun multiplayer. I've also been playing Bad Company with my friends quite a bit. Good shizzle. That's about it. 
 
But yeah, stop stalking me. I fuckin' mean it. Oh, and congrats to all those that finally took my name off the Top Posters wall.

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Posted by Arkthemaniac

Hey, people. It's me. I've been gone a while. Shit happened, more so than usual over the past six months. I haven't really had time to stop worrying and love the bomb, per se. My visits have been very sporadic, and I never stay long. College is time consuming, let me tell ya . . . 
 
Which brings me to my next point. Why the FUCK do I have followers?! Last time I was here, there wasn't even a follower system. I've done nothing to warrant followers, but here they are. Bunch of fuckin' stalkers n' shit, watching me through the window of their computer screen, judging me. It's creepy, god damnit. Stop. Gawld. 
 
Eh, I guess I should make this game-related somehow. I finally warmed up to Halo 3 after it being out for two years. It's got some solidly fun multiplayer. I've also been playing Bad Company with my friends quite a bit. Good shizzle. That's about it. 
 
But yeah, stop stalking me. I fuckin' mean it. Oh, and congrats to all those that finally took my name off the Top Posters wall.

Edited by Dalai

They used to be your friends... now they peep through your window at night with binoculars. At least that's what I do.

Posted by Arkthemaniac

Oh shit, I had friends? I thought I made myself out to be pretty easily hated. Huh.

Posted by nanikore

I don't know. Your avatar ticks me off, though. :(

Posted by MattyFTM

The friends system was changed into a followers system. So anyone who you were friends with before, you are now following & they are following you.

Moderator
Posted by Griddler

What Matty said, no need for the anger

Posted by Arkthemaniac
@MattyFTM said:
" The friends system was changed into a followers system. So anyone who you were friends with before, you are now following & they are following you. "
Oh shit, you're a mod now? Well, I appreciate the answer. I was a little freaked. Thought you guys had proclaimed me some kind of mad prophet or some shit.
Posted by natetodamax

Alright, I stopped following you.

Posted by Claude

I like following people 20 to 30 years younger than me, so they changed it.

Posted by Systech

Make that 52 Followers. Welcome back!

Posted by Arkthemaniac

I don't know if I'm back, but thanks. I might pop in, just to keep the elusive Moonman as the subject of your nightmares, as I'm sure he is.

Posted by Mushir

Woah, where have you been man? I thought you left or something.

Posted by Godwind

You got another stalker.

Posted by demontium
@Arkthemaniac:  
 

 Giantbomb supports stalkers.
Posted by Arkthemaniac
@Twilight said:
" Woah, where have you been man? I thought you left or something. "
Well, I did, but for no reason other than lack of time. A lot has happened to me in the past half a year, and Giant Bomb just sort of dropped out of my life. I'm going to college right now in Chicago, studying music, hoping to make a living some day as a bassist and songwriter. To be honest, the possibility of that happening increases all the time. I figure it could be cool to see what kind of hell has gone down on the site since I've been gone. 
 
If none has, then maybe we can make some . . .
Posted by leky1

Shit motherfucker bitch i know you can fucking curse but you curse more that a shitbitch asshole motherfucker shitload of fuck Rouge warrior character!

Posted by AjayRaz

I have 122. i'm incredibly confused. 

Posted by IndeedCodyBrown

Because We Want You To Post Pics Of Your Girlfriend's Ass!
Posted by damnboyadvance
@Arkthemaniac said:
"Bunch of fuckin' stalkers n' shit
OMG WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU???
Posted by AjayRaz
@dcpc10 said:
" welcome to stalker paradise. "
it sux :( 
Posted by Godwind
@AjayRaz said:
" I have 122. i'm incredibly confused.  "
I made 100 accounts bro and they all follow you.
Posted by AjayRaz
@Godwind: oh snap, really? that explains everything. i thought my obsession for Ayane was a factor in this conspiracy of people following me, but I guess not! hats to you, sir. 
Posted by Godwind
@AjayRaz said:
" @Godwind: oh snap, really? that explains everything. i thought my obsession for Ayane was a factor in this conspiracy of people following me, but I guess not! hats to you, sir.  "
Nah, just joking.  You have 120 stalkers.  But your wife, Ayane, is being stalked by dudes, with penises.
Posted by AjayRaz
@Godwind said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @Godwind: oh snap, really? that explains everything. i thought my obsession for Ayane was a factor in this conspiracy of people following me, but I guess not! hats to you, sir.  "
Nah, just joking.  You have 120 stalkers.  But your wife, Ayane, is being stalked by dudes, with penises. "
dude NO! I have 120 stalkers AND some dudes are stalking my wife :(. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS.. but i do like boobs and milk.. *stares at your avatar* 
Posted by Arkthemaniac
@damnboyadvance said:
" @Arkthemaniac said:
"Bunch of fuckin' stalkers n' shit
OMG WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU??? "
Chicago, gettin' ma college on.
Posted by Godwind
@AjayRaz said:
" @Godwind said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @Godwind: oh snap, really? that explains everything. i thought my obsession for Ayane was a factor in this conspiracy of people following me, but I guess not! hats to you, sir.  "
Nah, just joking.  You have 120 stalkers.  But your wife, Ayane, is being stalked by dudes, with penises. "
dude NO! I have 120 stalkers AND some dudes are stalking my wife :(. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS.. but i do like boobs and milk.. *stares at your avatar*  "
Don't worry, you can grope them and suck them.  She is a comfort woman.
Posted by Thordain

I'm also sort of freaked out. I've got 44 people on my tail and I posted a whole lot less than you Ark.

Posted by RHCPfan24

Hey Ark!! You haven't changed one bit, which is good. And no, I will NOT stop stalking you. Not before Dalai at least.

Posted by HandsomeDead

Who else thought you were a bellend, Ark?

Posted by Arkthemaniac
@HandsomeDead said:
" Who else thought you were a bellend, Ark? "
Aw, HandsomeDead, you finally warmed up to me! Good to be back, I guess. 
 
@RHCPfan24 said:
" Hey Ark!! You haven't changed one bit, which is good. And no, I will NOT stop stalking you. Not before Dalai at least. "
YOU'RE A MOD, TOO!?! What the fuck, all mah buds are movin' on up and I wasn't there to see it. Well, shit.
Posted by Jeust

Why the hell do I have 51 followers!?!

 
Why the hell not?! 
Posted by damnboyadvance
@Arkthemaniac said:
" @damnboyadvance said:
" @Arkthemaniac said:
"Bunch of fuckin' stalkers n' shit
OMG WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU??? "
Chicago, gettin' ma college on. "
Good. I'm not that far from Chicago. Time to pack my bags!!!
 
Just kidding, but yeah I guess it has been a while since I've seen you on GB.
Posted by Linkyshinks

Welcome to stalkers paradise.

Posted by HandsomeDead
@Arkthemaniac said:
" @HandsomeDead said:
" Who else thought you were a bellend, Ark? "
Aw, HandsomeDead, you finally warmed up to me! Good to be back, I guess. "
I haven't warmed, you just acted like there was a posse when I'm the only one I can remember.
Posted by RowdyRoddyPiper
@MattyFTM said:
" The friends system was changed into a followers system. So anyone who you were friends with before, you are now following & they are following you. "
A.K.A The curse of following.
 
If you stop following they won't follow you.
 
Yes,yes,it is creppy.
Posted by Yummylee

Because your more popular than me :'( lol
Posted by Arkthemaniac
@HandsomeDead said:
" @Arkthemaniac said:
" @HandsomeDead said:
" Who else thought you were a bellend, Ark? "
Aw, HandsomeDead, you finally warmed up to me! Good to be back, I guess. "
I haven't warmed, you just acted like there was a posse when I'm the only one I can remember. "
I can't remember names. I've had run-ins with multiple people.
Posted by iam3green

well now u have more followers. 
 
followers are ur friends. they changed it to followers. now we can stalk u over the internet :)