So it's been over two months since I was a Whiskey Media intern. That's not gonna stop Mr. Domino new Metagame videos from happening! Time travel!

Alright, fine. Here's what's actually going on here: I was going through old files on my computer and found a few unreleased Metagame videos we shot during my last week at Whiskey. This is just installment #1 of a three-part finale I'm choosing to call Metagame: The Lost Episodes. Hope you guys enjoy it!

By the way, in the time since we first did these videos, a lot has happened in the world of the Metagame. When we last checked in, they had just taken Kickstarter donations from folks who wanted a deck of their own. You can keep up with their updates yourself on their Kickstarter page, but basically, the non-copyright-violating card redesigns have been done for quite some time and the cards themselves are at the printers! They should be done by December, and once that happens, I'll probably make a video or something showing them off for you. Here's a sample of what the new, redesigned cards look like:

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Just like before, you should leave a comment letting us know who you think won the debate and why. Wanna see the rest of the Metagame videos? Check out the playlist right here!

Sweet, more metagame!

Oh weird, feels like summer again.

"Which game is sexier?" Man, if only Sexyface were in the room. He'd probably be mad at Jeff.

Wat.

Oh yeah this thing. Coolio.

damn jeff...

@EuanDewar: Man that's ludicrous.

Someone needs to photoshop Chun-Li's thighs on to MS. Pacman.

Also, I believe Jeff won that one. Patrick simply got dealt a poor hand.

I've missed these videos.

@Snapstacle: Shit son, that's a cool ass reply, cool as an Ice Cube.

Should have been a pole.

Jeff just edges Patrick out since he was making good points all the way till the end of his time, both of them threw down pretty good though.

@Arker101 said:

Someone needs to photoshop Chun-Li's thighs on to MS. Pacman.

This is the truest sentence.

@AjayRaz: What's with all these rapper puns? You guys are ignoring the fact that there is a new Metagame video. That's the biggie deal here.

@GlenTennis: That's some NASty ass reply right there.

@Daiphyer: That one made me want to just pac up and go home.

Jeff wins: Fatality.

Oh Man Jeff just argued for Dark Souls being awesome. If only he'd keep an open mind!

Jeff wins! Jeff wins!! Jeff wins!!!

@GlenTennis: Jeez, chill son. Grab an Ice-Tea and watch some meta game!

Flawless victory by Jeff.

How was this not released earlier?

Ok so I think Jeff wins but, the question is kind of weird and it always bugged me, what do they mean which game should be required in school, like played in school? or analyzed in school, the question should be something like "From which game can children learn more?". That would make more sense.

We all know it, Jeff wins.

@GlenTennis: Shut your Vulgar Orifice, you swine.

@FunExplosions: That's the funniest one in this thread that I've Red, Man

Yep, Jeff wins.

What we really need to do at Giantbomb is take our likable, charismatic editor's; and give them a chance to be super boring.

In that respect, this whole thing is a great idea!

@FunExplosions:

Braid seems to be the ultimate "good answer" card. Punchout seems to be the "I'm making up total pretentious bullshit about a game about a tiny boxer" card. Vinny and Jeff both DOMINATED with it.

@FunExplosions: I feel like we just shared a very special moment

Jeff wins because he made the metagame kinda not boring.

Jeff wins. Fatality. Flawless victory.

Jeff wins, no contest.

I love how Jeff can pull anything out of his ass and it still sounds totally awesome.

Jeff can't be beat, he's a video gaming encyclopedia and he doesn't waste words

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Holy christ. Patrick tried valiantly , but had poor options. Jeff demolished it.

Yea Jeff wins, but you already knew that!

wow very very rare

Wow mad respect to Jeff.

Jeff killed it.

Patrick's argument is actually better, since he was arguing for teaching video game history, while Jeff was just talking about teaching about Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!, which isn't historically significant or relevant in any way.

So, what happened to the Internalympics?

K.O. by Jeff.