BiffMcBlumpkin

Turtle Eating a Strawberry?

Sounds like a yoga pose.

The saying "too much time on your hands" doesn't really work for a 10 year old kid.

Of course he has time on hands, that's all kids have you fucking retards, they have no real responsibilities.

When I get fast food it's chicken burgers all the way - Wendy's Spicy Chicken  w/ everything on it, usually.

But, when I'm at home and looking to make an actual burger, it's beef all the way - and it's gotta be 85%. Can't beat a thick home-grilled burger done medium. Fucking yes.

If your Dad pointed to the couch and then the dog when he said that he could've really fucked your head up.

The universal language of sex appeal, also English.