BiffMcBlumpkin

Facial hair or the fradulent girlfriends of gay dudes?

Actually, it doesn't matter - scandalous on both counts.

I would only need 3 things.

1: Fake Blood
2: White Makeup
3: .45 Gold Match in case my brilliant plan failed

I would wear regular blue jeans. Lightly torn and stained with shit and blood. Also, an unbuttoned white dress shirt also blotched with the fake blood.
I would smear the fake blood and makeup on my face, shuffle around like a zombie stereotype making lame grunting noises.... slowly make my way to the door...

I hope the Joker does another magic trick with you and gets you the Hell out of this thread.

I still can't get a bead on whether or not that video's a fake.

And Holy Hell, I can think of a million situations where I could shit another person's pants. I'd like to do it just so when they ask "Jesus, did you just shit your pants?" I could say "Nope, I just shit your pants."

He was given a third eye to make him seem like less of a useless douchebag, sadly it didn't work.

Yeah, they look pretty sweet.

I like the one where Sub Zero shits on you, freezes the shit, chips it away with a chisel, and then shits on you again.

Only because I fell asleep while I was scooping it out and your Mother tickled my cheek with a feather.

He should only be allowed to judge cases that involve NASA.

Not really. If she looked like her brother the Joker would've tried to make out with her.

The only thing a black hole isn't powerful enough to suck in is Al Sharpton's hair.