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BiffMcBlumpkin

After playing Red Dead 2 for 20 minutes I will never play another game without horse testicles dynamic or otherwise.

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#1  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

There are probably a few spoilers in my post, I've had a few and am just about to go to bed so if you haven't seen it yet don't read it.

First of all, that sonar shit was out of control ridiculous.  Such a cheap, brainless way of doing whatever you want within the script without needing any reasonable explanation.

Also, Morgan Freeman (Lucius Fox or whatever the Hell his name is) knows Bruce Wayne is Batman. So, when they're both in the basement discussing the wicked important moral ramifications of turning every cell phone in the city into a  magical sonar device why was Bruce Wayne using his fucking ridiculous Batman voice? Why was he trying to disguise himself? Also I think the next one should have the Penguin in it as the major villain and Lucius Fox should fire up his magical sonar station, follow him around, and narrate his every move.

I understand it's all fancy and symolic, but couldn't they have just turned the batlight off at the end rather than gathering the townspeople around and breaking it with an axe? I would've said "stop being so silly, you retards."

Other than a few nitpicks it was very decent as superhero movies go, I had a good time.... I liked Begins just as much though.
Also, I'm throwing it in there - the original Batman is the single most overrated superhero of all time.
And Spiderman 3 was absolutely fucking horrible.

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#2  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

I would hate to hear it's another ho hum tightly wound gaming forum.

For example, I once sent a picture of an animated turd fucking another animated turd in the ass to Rich Gallup, it was all in good fun. Good guy and everything and I can't remember the exact context, but it was pretty benign.

Are there ridiculous filters in this forum, or can you say what you want within reason?

Fuck
Cunt
Dick

Get back to me.

Gerstmania motherfuckers,
McBlumpkin