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EDI has some major camel toe.
EDI has some major camel toe.

Other than that the game is pretty much what I expected it to be. Also am I strange for noticing this?

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That's hot.

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If I kiss you like this
And if you whisper like that
It was lost long ago
But it's all coming back to me

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EDI is a sex doll now.
 
What else is new.

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EDI is a sex doll now.
 
What else is new.
Yawn. Still going at it strong?
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@CL60 said:
@LordXavierBritish
EDI is a sex doll now.
 
What else is new.
Yawn. Still going at it strong?
She's a robot with a vagina.
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Thing is, it only shows on that suit. When she's just the robot there isn't anything there.

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@CL60: He was just trying to tell you that you should wait for reviews to come in before purchasing it! (reviews come in, they're all positive) Everything about this game I've never played is terrible!

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@uniform
If I kiss you like this
And if you whisper like that
It was lost long ago
But it's all coming back to me
You're a monster.
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@LordXavierBritish said:
@CL60 said:
@LordXavierBritish
EDI is a sex doll now.
 
What else is new.
Yawn. Still going at it strong?
She's a robot with a vagina.
Isn't that what separates robots from like...blenders and toasters and stuff? How else would we know?
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@PrivateIronTFU said:
@CL60: He was just trying to tell you that you should wait for reviews to come in before purchasing it! (reviews come in, they're all positive) Everything about this game I've never played is terrible!
I never said her being a sex doll is bad.
 
So I guess it's just that fucking implicit.
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@Extreme_Popcorn said:

Thing is, it only shows on that suit. When she's just the robot there isn't anything there.

Maybe she is also programmed in the arts of love. ^^

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EDI is a sex doll now. What else is new.

Can you fuck her this time around? I know Joker wants to, but it's Shephard that's been going where no man has gone before. To alien pussy and beyond. Exploring the final frontier.

...

...

OK, I know there's more here, but my brain is stumped.

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@believer258: EDI seems to only want Jeff's dick

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That has to be a polygonal geometric error.  Bioware cannot be that idiotic to model in a camel toe. 
 
I hope...

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That's the USB port

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@OllyOxenFree said:

That has to be a polygonal geometric error. Bioware cannot be that idiotic to model in a camel toe. I hope...

You obviously haven't been playing their recent games. I envy you.

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Not really surprising anymore.

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You should probably dress her in black, like I did.

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sorry fembots are all fucking terrible and pretty fucking creepy.

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Yep, never mind the faintly clever suggestion in ME2 that Joker was forming a relationship with EDI, i.e. the thing Joker loves more than anything else is the Normandy. 
 
EDI is a sex-robot now, with big tits and a camel toe and eyelashes. That means he can fuck it.  
 
Hot, right?

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I see no problem with this, as she is a Cylon after all which they can take on human characteristics. 
 

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@UlquioKani said:

That's the USB port

/thread

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I am more disappointed there was a lack of clever one liners coming out of her than anything else when you take her on missions.  The fact that her in combat dialogue is often screamed with an emotional flare is also really weird, all things considered. 
 
Though at least she managed to get Shepard to make a :0 face in one of the on-ship conversations.

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@Turambar said:
I am more disappointed there was a lack of clever one liners coming out of her than anything else when you take her on missions.  The fact that her in combat dialogue is often screamed with an emotional flare is also really weird, all things considered.   Though at least she managed to get Shepard to make a :0 face in one of the on-ship conversations.
Skynet. 
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Wait the fucking wait. EDI is a robot now?

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I love how EDI with a sexed up body is the bridge too far for some people (not you, OP), as if the series or the very genre hasn't been utterly FILLED with this sort of design. For cryin' out loud, even Chakwas has the body of a 19-year-old model.

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@ShaggE said:

I love how EDI with a sexed up body is the bridge too far for some people (not you, OP), as if the series or the very genre hasn't been utterly FILLED with this sort of design. For cryin' out loud, even Chakwas has the body of a 19-year-old model.

maybe there's a disease affecting women in space that causes their boobs to grow larger

YOU DONT KNOW MAN

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oh wait the answer is that bioware will never stop pandering

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@mosdl said:

@UlquioKani said:

That's the USB port

/thread

No you mean the hard disc drive.

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@Animasta said:

oh wait the answer is that bioware will never stop pandering

Baaaah, you're just mad that Eve isn't a relationship option. :P

... Tell me Eve isn't a relationship option. She stands awfully close to Shepard, and if I accidentally trigger something...

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@Extreme_Popcorn said:


                   

Thing is, it only shows on that suit. When she's just the robot there isn't anything there.



                   

               

Hehehe...and no I'm sure it be quite on purpose, knowing Biolust. Just met Laira.. and was taken back by the chest modeling there, also. Bioware hasn't forgotten how to present their female characters. Still, I am really enjoying the game so far. The story and action so far is on an almost completely different note. Different hands of the dev doing different things.
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Haha, that is too funny.

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EDI getting an android body is pretty silly and pandering. But at the same time, one of my favorite sci-fi themes is the relationships between organic and artificial life. So I'm alright with it.

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@ShaggE: who's eve?

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@Animasta: The female krogan
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@Turambar: They really named her Eve? God damn it.

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@Bocam said:

@Turambar: They really named her Eve? God damn it.

I'm missing the significance

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@UlquioKani: Adam and Eve.

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@Bocam: I feel really stupid now

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@Bocam said:

@Turambar: They really named her Eve? God damn it.

No, Mordin named her Eve.  Her actual name is Bakara.
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@Turambar: That's a little better than.

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Woah, holy shit. Bot with a wardrobe malfunction.

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Isn't that just the Miranda suit copy pasted on EDI? Either way it's hilarious

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Bioware needed a way to reuse Mirandas character model. EDI said she like the sight of humans on their knees. That is a joke.

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I guess I've always considered Mass Effect to be the Star Trek of video games - I put this in the same category of why 7 of 9 was in a skin-tight catsuit. Is it silly and a bit pandering? Sure. Does it ruin the experience for me? Not really.

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The camel toe is for story reasons too, right guys? Can't be stealthy without a camel toe.  
The camel toe is for story reasons too, right guys? Can't be stealthy without a camel toe.  
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@Vegetable_Side_Dish: smh...

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Or maybe it really is for story reasons, she needs a massive camel toe to distract enemies in combat situations.  
Or maybe it really is for story reasons, she needs a massive camel toe to distract enemies in combat situations.  
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@believer258 said:

@LordXavierBritish said:

EDI is a sex doll now. What else is new.

Can you fuck her this time around? I know Joker wants to, but it's Shephard that's been going where no man has gone before. To alien pussy and beyond. Exploring the final frontier.

...

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OK, I know there's more here, but my brain is stumped.

No, you can't get with EDI. I kind of hope that she gets with Samantha, though. She has such a crush on EDI. If I, male Shepard, can't have Samantha, then only a robot will do.