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Vampire The Masquerade-Bloodlines is the real deal for PC Role Player Gamers.

Check out this thread for info.

But here's the latest patch I've found. Go with the basic not the plus. Here.

Other games. They are my pawns in a bigger game.

This blog is not Mustache free.

The beards...have enemies.

breaking news, more to come.

You just sold me on Vampire the too long title.

Claude... what the fuck are you talking about?

Video facial hair clearly wins. Cut your potato on those edges.

@Weltal said:

Video facial hair clearly wins. Cut your potato on those edges.

He has taught me many things. I consider him a friend.

Having recently played through the game I found it great. The story was  interesting unlike being a person fighting against Vampires you become one in the opening moments of the game something relatively unprecedented. Also the combat was fun and the powers were interesting. Worth playing if you have any love for Rpgs and don't mind playing things with old graphics. I highly recommend it.

You should write a review. My 4.99 is important to me.

@Weltal said:

Video facial hair clearly wins. Cut your potato on those edges.

But Jack's beard flows so elegantly when he turns his head.

Godspeed Claude.

@Snapstacle said:

Godspeed Claude.

Conspiracy

This thread confuses and scares me

I started reading it like a rap, but then it lost me and it began to sound in my head like a piano falling down a staircase.

You never cease to amaze me Claude.

What is this.. I don't even.

:D

Mustache Bawse.

Oh god I love you so much. 
 
I can't even handle it.

Some facial hair is harder to tame than others, you may need this where you're going.

@Claude said:

@Snapstacle said:

Godspeed Claude.

Conspiracy

Is this from last TNT ? I've yet to watch it and this makes me eager to do so right now !

After months of cultivating my beard, I think it's time I busted out the trimmer. Son of a bitchin' thing is getting painful.

Clive Owen's stache says hello.

Claude, why are your threads so amazing?  and are you ever going to shave your beard?

Clive Owen's stache says hello.

You are a Malkavian vampire, aren't you? That would explain a lot...

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

Claude, why are your threads so amazing? and are you ever going to shave your beard?

I trim my beard. But I do get bored with it and shave it from time to time. I can grow a full beard in five weeks, so it's all good.

@Durandir said:

You are a Malkavian vampire, aren't you? That would explain a lot...

I had never played Vampire The Masquerade before, so I went with Clan Toreador to start. I read it was a good starting clan. The game is pretty damn good.

@Durandir said:

You are a Malkavian vampire, aren't you? That would explain a lot...

I had never played Vampire The Masquerade before, so I went with Clan Toreador to start. I read it was a good starting clan. The game is pretty damn good.

@CL60: Yeah, when I bought the game a couple of days ago, I started researching. It was either the Brujah or Toreador. The Toreador seemed more interesting so I went with that.

@Claude: CL60 is right, Malkavian is awesome on a second playthrough though. My first playthrough was with Tremere. Love that blood magic. It is also fun to play as a Nosferatu, as the game changes a lot due to the fact that you have to hide from humans.

i just bought it  
 
fuck you 
 
no you're cool. bye

Moustache party all up in here.

Free Fu Manchu rides?

@ajamafalous said:

Free Fu Manchu rides?

You'll have to talk to Jeff about that.

Claudebeard vs Jeff Manchu in the battle of the century.

I can't get the unofficial patch running and the game sounds so good, GAH!

So does the Plus version of the patch change  a lot?  I was going to use the basic version but I just went with the plus for my first playthrough.

@UnrealDP said:

I can't get the unofficial patch running and the game sounds so good, GAH!

Maybe there's something on this board that might help. I have XP and it runs fine.

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=229

@Resident4t said:

So does the Plus version of the patch change a lot? I was going to use the basic version but I just went with the plus for my first playthrough.

I'm using the basic patch. From my research about the game, the Plus Version seems to be more for a second playthrough.

@Claude:

I'll check it out, thanks duder!

I wish my facial hair gre oh sp very nicely

This thread. 
 
This thread is not creepy free.

Moustaches are just beards that haven't found their way home yet.

Good purchase. And I also recommend doing 2nd playthrough as Malkavian - it's hilarious.

@Dunchad said:

Good purchase. And I also recommend doing 2nd playthrough as Malkavian - it's hilarious.

So I've heard, will do. I'm about 8 hours into my first ever playthrough. Cool characters and some pretty crazy story lines.

@Briguile: After some research, I decided the Toreador were my best fit for my first playthrough. I got me a couple of honeys at the Asylum that taste real good. I'm so seductive.

Ugh, makes me quite sad I haven't got a laptop to play it on. Perhaps tomorrow I'll commence my 4th playthrough, but this one I'll actually finish. Totally gonna go Malkavian! Because that's what logic dictates!

One Fight in that game irked me... A certain Sniper who teleports after 2 hits.

@Snipzor said:

Ugh, makes me quite sad I haven't got a laptop to play it on. Perhaps tomorrow I'll commence my 4th playthrough, but this one I'll actually finish. Totally gonna go Malkavian! Because that's what logic dictates!

Hey Snipzor, wow, fourth playthrough. You must love the blood of the innocent.

@Snipzor said:

Ugh, makes me quite sad I haven't got a laptop to play it on. Perhaps tomorrow I'll commence my 4th playthrough, but this one I'll actually finish. Totally gonna go Malkavian! Because that's what logic dictates!

Hey Snipzor, wow, fourth playthrough. You must love the blood of the innocent.