My Wii will turn on but there's no menu screen. It's dead Jim. It's dead. I might send it in to Nintendo. You know, because I still play my Wii.
 
*Update*
 
Nintendo is going to fix it for free. Go Nintendo!

Bury it. What would you play on it anyway?

Bury it. What would you play on it anyway?

@Claude said:

@Galiant said:

Bury it. What would you play on it anyway?

I just bought Kirby's Epic Yarn. I'm also playing Boom Blox: Bash Party, Tiger Woods and Little King's Story. If they can fix it, I wouldn't mind playing Xenoblade Chronicles. There are some other games I've missed like Donkey Kong Country Returns, plus my Gamecube collection. I no longer own a Gamecube.

You know I'm only messing with you!

Donkey Kong Country Returns is a good one. I hope you get your Wii back soon.

I love Little King's Story. I love Xenoblade. I love Wii. I love Claude. I love lamp.

@Mento: I love my brick!

Sorry, referencing Father Ted. Erm, yeah.

Claude, Boom Blox: Crash Party is an obsession amongst my family. That game is the bee's knees and I wish they had released a third in the series.

I was about to ask what you were going to play but it seems that question's already answered so...

*party horn sound*

Your wish has been granted, not even for a price! How rare!

If there's one thing that's never been in doubt, it's that Claude loves his god-damned Wii.

Hope it's fixed and returned speedily for you Claude, so you can get back to your video games. Will you be playing anything in particular in the interim to tide you over?

Nintendo customer service continues to be da shizzle.

They sent me a free "replacement" Earthbound strategy guide because I ASKED.

Sega refused to take my money for a Phantasy Star guide because I live in Canada.

Ever since then: Fuck Sega. Who's laughing now. Don't mess with Canada.