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@ThePaleKing said:

So what will his first game experience be? I vote Dark Souls.

I still haven't finished that game myself. THE PAIN.

'This isn't where I parked my car.'

I sorta liked R-Point. A horror movie, but a weird one at that. And Brotherhood of War, which surprisingly enough is a war movie. Quite good one at that.

Though both are considerably less 'artsy' than the movies mention by other posters.

First of all, I hate people that shows pictures of children and say, HEY MAN, THIS IS A CHILD. But having one myself, I've become one of those people, flaunting my creation at work, to friends and relatives, like a complete dick.

So, having a child is exhausting and sleep is a thing of the past. But, then they do this, and all is well:

I have the same problem. Randomly enough, I tried setting it's affinity to 2 cores, instead of all four, in the task manager after launching the game. And that worked, played for hours without problems. BUT, today, it crashed anyway. So God knows what'll actually work.

After what seems like an eternity, our little boy has finally made his way out! Thank you all, and though both Wrex and Quasimodo Thunderflash are superb names, we're leaning towards Michael. Both mother and son are in good health, and all is well. Need sleep now, or my brain will turn to mush.

Dad where were you when I was born?

Posting on the internet, son. Like real men did back then.

First off, I know this is weird, posting here and all. But I don't care, because I'M STOKED. And scared. Childbirth is still a wonderfull and horrible mystery to me.

Wish me luck! Or post offensive and inappropriate memes, as you are the internet.

Update for the lazy readers: After what seems like an eternity, our little boy has finally made his way out! Thank you all, and though both Wrex and Quasimodo Thunderflash are superb names, we're leaning towards Michael. Both mother and son are in good health, and all is well. Need sleep now, or my brain will turn to mush.

Anyone got a spare key laying about?

The roll + backstab method works well, or get the dragon sword and dance around him, dogding his strikes, chipping away at his health. Took me four tries. Felt hella good when he finally went down.