Godak

I'm not sure if it is necessarily in the spirit of a Kick Starter, but...if people want to shell out money so that their most delicate corneas can be protected from the omnipresent dangers of corporate advertising, so be it.

I'm sorry for your lose. That's just unfair.

It'll hurt for awhile. Hell, it'll probably hurt forever. Eventually, though, the good memories will, at the very least, counter the feelings of emptiness. Keep up the good work. I'm sure you made your father proud. You've certainly made Giant Bomb a more interesting place, and you've made my life that much better for it.

Keep rocking, Poofy-Hair Man.

@Hailinel said:

What criteria would they use to judge expertise?

Your approximate level of expertness.

@JoeBigfoot said:

@Godak said:

Final Fantasy XIII. It took me a couple of years to get around to it, but I am finding it to be oddly engaging. I'm 25 hours in, though, and the tutorial finally ended.

It's bizarre that that part was not exaggerated. Not much, anyway.

I crapped out around 9 hours in, got bored of the press-X-athon that was the opening segment of that game

It really does get much more intense and interesting once you are allowed to use all of the tools at your disposal. There was absolutely no feasible reason for Squeenix locking away all the goodies so that you can be treated like a mentally delayed chimpanze who has suffered severe brain trauma for 20+ hours of tutorializing.

Pacing. It's a thing.

NONONO, PLEASE DON'T SHAKE THE BABY!

I'm going to be that asshole who says "Meh."

Meh.

Final Fantasy XIII. It took me a couple of years to get around to it, but I am finding it to be oddly engaging. I'm 25 hours in, though, and the tutorial finally ended.

It's bizarre that that part was not exaggerated. Not much, anyway.

@Video_Game_King said:

@Ravenlight:

I think I've said that I'm not on horse Zoloft.

...Yet.

When the incontinent cockroach farts and the sky runs red with menstrual blood, you may change your tune.

Use a shield with a larger parry window, like the target shield or the buckler. You'll win quite easily if you've gotten to this point.

Paradox Interactive's games. I'm not an expert, but, by golly, I understand them!